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  • šŸŽ™ļø ā€œGlitter Under Pressure: The Gospel According to Jade Ann Byrneā€

    šŸŽ™ļø ā€œGlitter Under Pressure: The Gospel According to Jade Ann Byrneā€

    Rolling Stone Summer Double Issue Parody

    DJ Wet CupCake x Jade Ann Byrne

    šŸŽ™ļø ā€œGlitter Under Pressure: The Gospel According to Jade Ann Byrneā€

    Written by: Jade Ann Byrne (Paladin Jade)

    Photos by: Eat My Cake Records Studio Team

    https://music.apple.com/us/artist/jade-ann-byrne/1774276902

    šŸŽ§ DJ Wet CupCake:

    You pulled 3.1K plays this week, passed 27,000 lifetime in the U.S., and someone in Switzerland hit play while brushing their teeth. Jade, how does it feel knowing your voice echoes across the globe?

    šŸ’« Jade Ann Byrne:

    It’s sacred. It’s sensory. I feel the ripple in my bloodstream. My work is a portal — sometimes opened with headphones, sometimes a toe ring, sometimes a late-night existential spiral. I don’t want followers. I want witnesses. That stream from Indonesia? That was a conversation. That click from Portugal? A spell cast. My inboxes are open. My number’s public. Some girls give eras. I give access.

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/are-you-taking-a-raincheck-on-my-huge-cock-a-doodle-do/1777659158?i=1777659159

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    Your most Shazamed track right now is ā€œSanta Ana Winds, Hearts Unpinned.ā€ Where did it come from?

    šŸ’« Jade:

    Back of a borrowed truck, stuck between Loma Linda and oblivion. I had just given a gas station stranger a blessing he didn’t deserve. My lashes were thick Dior, tears, and road dust. A woman had told me, ā€œI’m not in love with you. I just like the way I feel real around you.ā€ So I turned that heartbreak into transmission. That night I wasn’t writing a song — I was surviving it.

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/envy-code-side-a/1777724308?i=1777724313

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    Your lyrics are riddled with codes. One of your tracks is literally titled ā€œ(Are You Taking A) Raincheck on My Huge Cock-a-Doodle-Do?ā€ What’s the mental operating system powering this art?

    šŸ’« Jade:

    laughs, exhales Baby, it’s chaos theory in a cowgirl hat. I’ve survived things people get documentaries for. Abuse. Assault. Medical horror. TBI x13. Vehicle wrecks in nearly every position you can imagine. I’ve seen the inside of a cow and the outside of society. But I transmute. I distill. My music is a crime scene and a sacred text. Some lyrics are spells. Some are dares. Some are straight-up revenge porn for healing girlies. Some people wish for adventure, I dream for a rest.

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/pacific-dreams-stuck-in-palm-springs/1777659158?i=1777659165

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    Tour setup. You’re building a show. Where are we going?

    šŸ’« Jade:

    I’m rolling down the I-10 like a bootlegged blessing, one Hee Haw bar at a time. From Bakersfield to Banning, to a trucker bar in Blythe. Giant UV bull with my lyrics in Morse code projected onto haze. Onstage, I wear my trauma like rhinestones. Every set’s a sĆ©ance. Every night’s a baptism.

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/c0%24m-c-hu%24tl3-side-b/1777724308?i=1777724368

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    You’ve said ā€œSide B is where the secrets live.ā€ What’s in the vault?

    šŸ’« Jade:

    Side B is for what couldn’t be said in church. The songs I wouldn’t play in front of old teachers. Tracks like ā€œ3ch0z 0f 4c1dā€ and ā€œPlastic Dreamsā€ — that’s trauma glittered, encrypted. If Side A is for moms, Side B is for sex workers, insomniacs, and late-stage healers.

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/cosmic-rodeo-queen-junos-version-universal-sound/1777854619?i=1777854623

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    To the one listener in Brazil or France—what do you say?

    šŸ’« Jade:

    I felt you before you even knew me.

    Whether it was random or fate, you’re part of this now. My shows are never about scale — they’re about stare-downs. When I tour your country, I’m looking for you in the crowd. And if we lock eyes? You’ll know. Because this art? It’s not finished until you feel it.

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/f1n4l-gl1tch-side-b/1777724308?i=1777724366

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    Give us a lyric that still makes your hands shake.

    šŸ’« Jade:

    ā€œFrom the plains of our childhood to the nebulas bright.ā€

    Wrote it in a Purple Pilot G2 pen on my own forearm, crying in the dirt behind the Riverside County Fairgrounds. That’s a tattoo now. That’s someone’s survival verse.

    https://music.apple.com/us/artist/jade-ann-byrne/1774276902

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    What’s behind the glass at the Jade Ann Byrne Museum labeled ā€œThis Is When It Got Realā€?

    šŸ’« Jade:

    I was unwell, unfiltered, and unexpectedly holy. I got sidelined by illness, disfigurement, a string of betrayals — but that pain gave me diagnosis, gave me revelation. I learned I was rare, genetic, complicated. I became a monster in the mirror… and I loved her anyway. Shout out to Planned Parenthood — the only place that treated me like I was still human. Those years broke me. So I made an album out of the pieces.

    https://music.apple.com/us/artist/jade-ann-byrne/1774276902

    šŸŽ§ CupCake:

    Final Q: What would the warning label on your music say?

    šŸ’« Jade:

    āš ļø Caution: May trigger flashbacks, forgiveness, or feral healing. Contains soul fragments, weaponized femininity, unlicensed therapy, and one girl’s unholy resurrection. Listen barefoot. Under the moon. With witnesses. āš ļø

    Also?

    Clustered comets. A conspiracy… about me?

    You’re goddamn right; Don’t turn the page šŸ˜‰

    With All My Love

    Jade Ann Byrne

  • šŸ’‹āœØ Jade Ann Byrne on Apple Music: The Era of Forever Loop – Add Jade Ann Byrne to ur Apple Music Playlist (pls)

    šŸ’‹āœØ Jade Ann Byrne on Apple Music: The Era of Forever Loop – Add Jade Ann Byrne to ur Apple Music Playlist (pls)

    šŸ’‹āœØ Jade Ann Byrne on Apple Music: The Era of Forever Loop – Add Jade Ann Byrne to ur Apple Music Playlist (pls)

    A Celebration by Eat My Cake Records

    This isn’t a post about stats. This is a post about signal.

    Jade Ann Byrne is not just an artist with 1.2K plays this week on Apple Music.

    She is a main character in the algorithm’s dreamscape.

    She is the rerouted satellite for girlhood grief, gamer glory, and femme-coded rebellion.

    She is a genre unto herself.

    šŸš€ The Highlights:

    1,200+ Apple Music plays this week alone — 100% organic Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) galloping at the front with 107 streams Side A and Side B songs are charting simultaneously. Iconic. Top Country: United States šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Top Hidden Ally: Netherlands šŸ‡³šŸ‡±

    šŸ’æ Tracklist Hall of Fame (Top 10 This Week):


    šŸ’æ Jade Ann Byrne: Top 47 Apple Music Tracks (Last 7 Days)


    Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) [Universal Sound] – 107


    Club Ghost (Side A) – 28


    Echoes of Acid (Side A) – 28


    $h4d0w D4nc3r (Side B) – 27


    (Are You Taking A) Raincheck on My Huge Cock-a-Doodle-Do? – 27


    Digital Mirage (Side A) – 27


    Rodeo Drive, Love Alive – 27


    Shadow Dancer (Side A) – 27


    2 H07 2 Hun9 2 C0$m!c (Side B) – 26


    3ch0z 0f 4c1d (Side B) – 26


    Bratwave (Side A) – 26


    Cosmic Rodeo Queen – 26


    Envy Code (Side A) – 26


    L.A. Lights and Midnight Flights – 26


    Sunset Serenade Golden Coast – 26


    Twinkle Twinkle Little Spark (Lightin’ Up My Backroad Dark) – 26


    Coke & Glitter (Side A) – 25


    D1g1t4l M1r4g3 (Side B) – 25


    Hollywood Hills and Honky-Tonk Thrills – 25


    Honky-Tonk Nights in Bakersfield – 25


    John Deere in My Captcha (Cha Cha Real Smooth) – 25


    Neon Tears (Side A) – 25


    P4$tiC Dr34mz (Side B) – 25


    Plastic Dreams (Side A) – 25


    Synthetic Pulse (Side A) – 25


    Unr34l L0v3 (Side B) – 25


    2 Hot 2 Hung 2 Cosmic (Side A) – 24


    3nvy C0d3 (Side B) – 24


    C0k3 & G11tt3r (Side B) – 24


    Coastal Breeze, Summer Tease – 24


    Final Glitch (Side A) – 24


    Hologram Heart (Side A) – 24


    Joshua Tree Whispers My Secrets – 24


    N30n T34rz (Side B) – 24


    Pacific Dreams Stuck in Palm Springs – 24


    Pair of 10’s in the I-10 HOV Lane – 24


    Santa Ana Winds, Hearts Unpinned – 24


    $ynth3t1c Pu$3 (Side B) – 23


    Cosmic Hustle (Side A) – 23


    F1n4l Gl1tch (Side B) – 23


    H0l0gr4m H34rt (Side B) – 23


    Malibu Moonlight – 23


    Santa Monica Sunsets and Love Regrets – 23


    Br4tw4v3 (Side B) – 22


    Cub Gh0$t (Side B) – 22


    Unreal Love (Side A) – 22


    C0$m!c Hu$tl3 (Side B) – 21

    🌌 But Let’s Talk About What This Means:

    What Jade Ann Byrne is building on Apple Music isn’t just a discography —

    It’s a multiversal pop-up church, a cybernetic honky-tonk, a war cry under glitter.

    She isn’t chasing hits. She’s chasing impact.

    Every play is a soft scream into the cloud.

    Every add-to-playlist is a sacred pact between artist and alien.

    Every shuffle? A coin toss in the Vegas of fate.

    🧠 Fun Fact, Since We’re in a Mood:

    ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ is more streamed this week than the entire population of your average Wyoming high school. If every listener had a cowboy hat, Jade would already qualify for her own televised neon hoedown.

    āœļø Final Thought from Jade:

    ā€œEvery single play? That’s someone listening while riding the bus, hiding in the bathroom, staring at the stars, or spinning alone on their floor. I see you. I honor you. Thanks for believing in me. Let’s stay weird. Let’s stay loud.ā€

  • The Rooftop Where Hollywood History Gets Wet: Jade Ann Byrne’s SPF VOL. 005 at the Kimpton Everly

    The Rooftop Where Hollywood History Gets Wet: Jade Ann Byrne’s SPF VOL. 005 at the Kimpton Everly

    The Rooftop Where Hollywood History Gets Wet: Jade Ann Byrne’s SPF VOL. 005 at the Kimpton Everly

    ā˜€ļøšŸ”„ SPF VOL. 005 — STAY.PARTY.FLOAT.

    Friday, July 4th, 2025 | 1PM–7PM | The Kimpton Everly Rooftop

    Jade Ann Byrne Approved | RSVP & Cabana Referral Link:

    šŸ‘‰ https://posh.vip/p/jadeannbyrne142

    šŸ’Œ Email Referral Instructions:

    If you’re booking a shaded cabana, email:

    [email protected]

    šŸ“ Subject Line: Jade Ann Byrne Cabana Referral

    šŸ’ø The Incentive Pitch:

    ā€œYes, I make $40 off your shaded cabana deposit—but I’m giving you $100 in Jade Ann Byrne Credits toward literally anything I offer: merch, drinks, glam sessions, VIP pickups, blog shoutouts, or future show guest list invites. I don’t just Kickback… I kick it forward.ā€

    🧾 RSVP or buy your cabana with my link:

    šŸ‘‰ https://posh.vip/e/spf-vol-005-staypartyfloat

    This ain’t just sunscreen and slushies.

    šŸ›ļø Why This Rooftop Matters — The Real History of The Kimpton Everly Hotel

    It’s not just another pool party — it’s an architectural moment in motion.

    The Kimpton Everly Hotel sits at 1800 Argyle Avenue, anchored into the gentle Hollywood Hills incline just above the Walk of Fame, and opened its doors in 2017 as a love letter to mid-century Los Angeles and its cinematic golden glow. But the ground it occupies holds layers of deeper story:

    This spot, once shadowed by the iconic Hollywood Tower and near the site of early radio broadcast stations, served for decades as a quiet buffer zone between gritty working-Hollywood and the gloss of the hills. The Everly was deliberately placed at that threshold — a modern-day stage between the sacred and the scandalous. Kind of where i thrive.

    Built with sleek concrete bones and floor-to-ceiling glass, the hotel was designed to invoke the minimalist elegance of 1960s modernist architecture — think Neutra meets Netflix. But unlike the cold exclusivity of corporate towers, the Everly was made for people: actors, stylists, musicians, and now you — shimmering in a rooftop pool under the shadow of the Hollywood Sign. Have you even been to California if you have not sipped a beverage as the sun downs over the ocean as you gaze lovely over the place that makes the magic?

    ✨Architectural Significance:

    Opened: 2017 by Kimpton Hotels & Restaurants

    Design: LEED Silver-certified, environmentally conscious, mid-century modern revival

    Height: 16 stories Location highlight: Faces due north to offer uninterrupted views of the Hollywood Sign and Griffith Observatory, while the rooftop pool itself directly overlooks Vine Street — where generations of dreamers walked.

    The Skyline Sundeck, where this July 4th pool party takes place, was built with intention — not just to offer panoramic views, but to remind every visitor that they are part of the living, layered story of Los Angeles. When you party here, you aren’t crashing a scene — you are the scene.

    And now? You’re dancing there — in 2025 — as history continues through you. You’re reading the story ; become the story with me in your own private little slice of paradise for a night.

    šŸ“ž Jade Ann Byrne text: (424) 249-9846

    🦩 Jade Ann Byrne’s Party Checklist:

    Rooftop pool access āœ”

    Full bar and food service āœ”

    Flamingo-forward energy āœ”

    SPF-approved playlist coming in hot āœ”

    And yes, i got that green food glitter glam mixed into my SPF mineral sunscreen. Wanna lick ?

    Friends of Reuters/ AP alternative titles

    ā€œThis Rooftop Built for Stars Just Became the Hottest Pool Party in LA — Here’s Whyā€

    ā€œInside the Mid-Century Masterpiece Hosting LA’s Most Exclusive July 4th Pool Partyā€

    ā€œHollywood’s Most Iconic View Has a New Main Character — Her Name Is Jade Ann Byrneā€

    ā€œNot Just Another Pool Party: The $100M Hotel Rooftop Where LA Legends Floatā€

    ā€œThis Isn’t a Party, It’s a Time Machine in a Bikini — Jade Ann Byrne at The Everlyā€

    ā€œShe Can’t Swim — But She’s Hosting the Hottest Pool Party in Hollywood Historyā€

    ā€œCome Watch Her Float: Jade Ann Byrne Reclaims the Rooftop the Golden Age Forgotā€

    ā€œHistory Drips, Sunscreen Glows: What Happens When an eGirl Takes Over a Mid-Century Landmarkā€

    ā€œBuilt for Golden Age Stars, Now Drenched in Glitter: Welcome to Jade Ann Byrne’s SPF Apocalypseā€

    ā€œShe Can’t Swim, But She Can Start a Cultural Movement From a Pool Floatieā€

    ā€œWhy the Hollywood Sign Is Nervous: Jade Ann Byrne Just Booked the Rooftopā€

    ā€œThis Rooftop Was Made for Legends — So Naturally, Jade Ann Byrne Is Bringing Flamingosā€

    ā€œDon’t Call It a Pool Party — Call It an Architectural Resurrection in SPF 50ā€

    ā€œLA’s Sexiest Rooftop Is Being Rewritten by a Contractor Who Wears Glitterā€

    ā€œShe Floated So We Could Rise: Jade Ann Byrne’s July 4th Cabana Coupā€

    ā€œYou’ve Heard of Rooftop Cinema — Now Meet Rooftop Cinema’s Unhinged Hot Cousinā€

    ā€œNot a Mermaid, Not a Lifeguard — Just the Reason LA Real Estate Went Up Againā€

  • šŸŽ‰šŸŒ“šŸš West Coast Bus Parties of Summer 2025 x Featuring Jade Ann Byrne x posh dot vip Kickback Affiliate Drops

    šŸŽ‰šŸŒ“šŸš West Coast Bus Parties of Summer 2025 x Featuring Jade Ann Byrne x posh dot vip Kickback Affiliate Drops

    šŸŽ‰šŸŒ“šŸš West Coast Bus Parties of Summer 2025 x Featuring Jade Ann Byrne x posh dot vip Kickback Affiliate Drops

    šŸ—“ TONIGHT’S FEATURED VIBE: THE RECOVERY – Long Beach, CA | June 27, 2025

    šŸŽ§ Casa Sucia Takeover | Sound Tech collab

    šŸ•š 11PM – 4AM | Secret Location | RSVP Confirmed

    šŸŽŸļø Jade Ann Byrne +1 – riding in on vibe patrol with the Space Country Trap siren squad

    šŸ”„ FREE before 1AM with RSVP

    šŸ›ø From the Desk of Eat My Cake Records:

    The streets are hot. The beats are hotter. And Jade Ann Byrne is officially in affiliate mode this summer — dropping verified party links for every stop from Silver Lake rooftops to Long Beach afterhours.

    No fluff. No cap. No skipping the line.

    Each party listed here is either attended, endorsed, or invaded by your favorite cosplay paladin, glamour-tactical commander of the eGirl4Rent PMC, and yes, founder of the Space Country Trap movement herself: Jade Ann Byrne.

    šŸ’µ Wanna support the vibe?

    Use posh.vip/jadeannbyrne142 — click through and your RSVP helps fund her next glittery comeback tour… or at least more slurpees. $JadeAnnByrne if you wanna catch me a vibe or sling me a drank. Catch me in all platforms @JadeAnnByrne – lurk my Twitch, Loop my YouTube, Shuffle my music on all platform.

    šŸ” Coming Soon:

    Watch this space every week for new additions:

    🚐 Pool parties (SPF Vol. 004) šŸ”® Secret warehouse sets šŸ¦„ Themed fantasy raves šŸŽ™ļø Surprise mic drops by Jade herself #VisitCalifornia

  • šŸŒžšŸ° Eat My Cake Records: Spotify Solstice Report ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ & a Year in the Glow of Jade Ann Byrne

    šŸŒžšŸ° Eat My Cake Records: Spotify Solstice Report

    ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ & a Year in the Glow of Jade Ann Byrne

    Issued by: Eat My Cake Records – June 20, 2025

    Jade Ann Byrne

    For Immediate Release

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Under the glitter of the Spotify Summer Solstice moon, Eat My Cake Records is proud to share our Spotify Year-to-Date Performance Recap for multi-genre artist and digital mystic Jade Ann Byrne. A rising force in space country trap, bratwave, and glitchy pop storytelling, Jade Ann Byrne has organically captured hearts around the globe—one listener, one superfan, one cosmic beam at a time.

    šŸ’« At a Glance:

    šŸŽ§ Total Streams: 11,623

    šŸ‘„ Total Listeners: 65

    ā¤ļø Saves: 171

    šŸŽ¶ Playlist Adds: 200

    🫶 Followers: 11

    🌟 Top Song of the Month: ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ – 9 streams

    šŸ¦„ Super Listener: 1 (We see you. We love you.)

    šŸŒ Global Vibes — Top Countries:

    šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø United States – 5 listeners šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Australia – 1 listener šŸ‡³šŸ‡± Netherlands – 1 listener

    šŸ™ļø Most Lit Cities:

    Nijmegen, Netherlands Toms River, NJ Corona, CA Melbourne, Australia Norwalk, CA Lancaster, CA Springville, USA

    šŸŽ§ How They Found Us:

    68% via Artist Profile & Catalog 6% via Playlists & Libraries 11% via Radio & Autoplay 7% via Other People’s Playlists 0% from Editorial Playlists… (yet šŸ˜‰)

    šŸ“Š Demographic Energy:

    71% Female, 29% Male 71% between ages 25–34 The audience is young, bold, and genre-bending AF

    ✨ Commentary from Jade Ann Byrne:

    ā€œThis isn’t just music—it’s spellwork. It’s lipstick-smeared heartbreak therapy. It’s sonic sanctuary for anyone who’s been gaslit, glitterbombed, and still came out the other side. Thank you for every single loop, every playlist add, and every 3 a.m. cry-dance.ā€

    šŸ“ø Press Assets & Artwork:

    šŸŽØ View the Campaign Banner

    šŸ–¼ Bonus: Add-to-Favorites Image

    Cosmic Rodeo Queen
    Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) [Universal Sound]
    Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) [Fire Af]
    Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) [Crystal Clarity]
    Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) [Mix Tape]

    My Big Fat Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi Delux


    (Are You Taking A) Raincheck on My Huge Cock-a-Doodle-Do?Jade Ann Byrne


    Sunset Serenade Golden CoastJade Ann Byrne


    Honky-Tonk Nights in BakersfieldJade Ann Byrne


    Malibu MoonlightJade Ann Byrne


    Hollywood Hills and Honky-Tonk ThrillsJade Ann Byrne


    Santa Monica Sunsets and Love RegretsJade Ann Byrne


    Pacific Dreams Stuck in Palm SpringsJade Ann Byrne


    L.A. Lights and Midnight FlightsJade Ann Byrne


    Joshua Tree Whispers My SecretsJade Ann Byrne


    Pair of 10’s in the I-10 Hov LaneJade Ann Byrne


    Coastal Breeze, Summer TeaseJade Ann Byrne


    Rodeo Drive, Love AliveJade Ann Byrne


    Santa Ana Winds, Hearts UnpinnedJade Ann Byrne


    Twinkle Twinkle Little Spark,(Lightin’ up My Backroad Dark)Jade Ann Byrne


    John Deere in My Captcha (Cha Cha Real Smooth)Jade Ann Byrne

    J3p3g$ R0t L!k3 Y0ur L0v3 (C0rrupt3d M3m0r!3$ Fr0m Th3 Cloud)

    J3p3g$ R0t L!k3 Y0ur L0v3 (C0rrupt3d M3m0r!3$ Fr0m Th3 Cloud)


    202430 songs, 1 hr 34 min



    Digital Mirage (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Neon Tears (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Coke & Glitter (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Unreal Love (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Envy Code (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Bratwave (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Hologram Heart (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Plastic Dreams (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Shadow Dancer (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Club Ghost (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Synthetic Pulse (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Echoes of Acid (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Final Glitch (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    2 Hot 2 Hung 2 Cosmic (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    Cosmic Hustle (Side A)Jade Ann Byrne


    D1g1t4l M1r4g3 (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    N30n T34rz (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    C0k3 & G11tt3r (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    Unr34l L0v3 (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    3nvy C0d3 (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    Br4tw4v3 (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    H0l0gr4m H34rt (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    P|4$t1c Dr34mz (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    $h4d0w D4nc3r (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    C|ub Gh0$t (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    $ynth3t1c Pu|$3 (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    3ch0z 0f 4c1d (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    F1n4l Gl1tch (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


    2 H07 2 Hun9 2 C0$m!c (Side B)Jade Ann Byrne


  • šŸŽ§ Eat My Cake Records Exclusive: 500 U.S. Plays of ā€œBratwave (Side A)ā€ šŸ°

    šŸŽ§ Eat My Cake Records Exclusive: 500 U.S. Plays of ā€œBratwave (Side A)ā€ šŸ°

    šŸŽ§ Eat My Cake Records Exclusive: 500 U.S. Plays of ā€œBratwave (Side A)ā€ šŸ°

    Posted by: Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles

    Date: June 20, 2025

    šŸ’¾ ā€œJ3p3g$ R0t LiK3 Y0ur L0v3 (C0rrupt3d M3m0r!3$ Fr0m Th3 Cloud)ā€ — Jade Ann Byrne, Voice of the Vaporwave Vixens, The Jadettes.

    We’re glitching with joy, babes šŸ’š


    šŸ­ Official Quote from Jade Ann Byrne:

    4:44 Post Meridian Pacific
    ā€œI don’t need your mixtape love anymore—I am the playlist. Thank you for 500 moments of glitchy grace.ā€

    Jade Ann Byrne’s ā€œBratwave (Side A)ā€ just hit 500 plays in the U.S. on Apple Music, and we’re throwing a pixel-shattered party about it.

    From Cali bear grrrl grit to vaporwave heartbreak core, ā€œBratwave (Side A)ā€ was born in the fog of the Inland Empire and streamed straight into the neon bloodstream of America. With jagged synths, cloud-core compression, and that signature Paladin heartbreak shimmer, it’s a Side A that’s Side All.

    šŸ–¤ Soundtrack for the broken-hearted cassette girls.

    šŸ’š A balm for those still decoding their crush’s cloud-saved text drafts.

    šŸ’¾ Audio therapy for the era of glitched-out memory.

  • John Deere in my CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth)

    John Deere in my CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth)

    🟢🚜 John Deere in My CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth)

    šŸŽ¶ Written & Performed by Jade Ann Byrne
    šŸ“” From the album: My Big Fat Cock‑a‑Doodle‑Do‑Ri‑Mi Delux
    šŸŽ›ļø Produced by Eat My Cake Records | Space Country Trap

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/john-deere-in-my-captcha-cha-cha-real-smooth/1777659158?i=1777659372

    šŸ“€ Lyrics:

    Verse 1:

    They put a John Deere in my CAPTCHA, ain’t that kinda wild?
    Green and yellow tractor tryin’ to fit through the Turnstile
    Cloudflare spinnin’ on my screen, it’s a digital rodeo
    Clickin’ on them squares like I’m wranglin’ in a UFO

    Chorus:

    It’s too wide for the gate, but it knows what I like,
    Those fields of the internet, rollin’ through the satellites.
    Google’s got my taste down, knowin’ how to test my vibe,
    Tractors in the CAPTCHA, space country on the drive.

    āø»

    Verse 2:

    It’s a moonlit interstellar farm, satellites align,
    Triple Starbeam in the sky, them Starlinks are mine,
    They know I’m feelin’ earthly, but I’m reachin’ outta time,
    Binaries buzzin’, hayfields up in binary code,
    Clouds ain’t just above us, big dabs keep ’em in overload.

    Chorus:

    It’s too wide for the gate, but it knows what I like,
    Clicking squares like cowboy boots stampin’ down at midnight,
    John Deere’s got that Smart System, algorithms ridin’ free,
    Space-country CAPTCHA, feels like it’s just testin’ me.

    āø»

    Verse 3:

    My fingers scrollin’ to the beat, like pickin’ on guitar strings,
    Ridin’ through the data streams, like outlaw songs in metal rings,
    Cloudflare’s doin’ the shuffle, it’s a Turnstile full of bits,
    They hit me with the tractor, must know I’m country at my wits.
    Got a data farm full of John Deeres, plowin’ through the clicks,
    Cultivatin’ the bandwidth, while the signal light blinks.

    Chorus:

    It’s too wide for the gate, but it’s tappin’ to my style,
    Cyber ranchin’, late at night, with algorithms versatile.
    I’m pluckin’ out them tractors, uploadin’ beats on Mars,
    Captcha-lassoed my John Deere, now we’re dancin’ with the stars.

    āø»

    Verse 4:

    In the middle of the Turnstile, I saw the countryside swing,
    Rows of code like crops laid out, and the satellites sing.
    Farmin’ data like hay bales, stackin’ them bits up high,
    Patchin’ up my firewalls like fences in July.
    Buzzin’ on the pharmaceuticals, Staterra keeps me in line,
    Clouds rollin’ from the THC, I’m floatin’ past the borderline.
    They think they can keep me stuck in squares that shine so bright,
    But I’m drivin’ that Deere through the firewalls, dancin’ into night.

    Chorus (Final):

    It’s too wide for the gate, but it knows what I like,
    Ridin’ shotgun with data winds, algorithmic country nights,
    I’m capturin’ their tractors, lettin’ them know I’m wild and free,
    Turnstiles can’t hold me down, I’m decryptin’ my destiny.

    I swear on my best Bluetooth spurs — I wasn’t even high.

    Just vibin’, late at night, tryin’ to log in and do my lil Paladin-girl-in-the-matrix thing, when the CAPTCHA lit up like a summer fair midway.

    ā€œSelect all the squares with a tractor.ā€

    Y’all. There was a John Deere.

    A real, green-and-yellow, Midwestern cyber-spirit guide.

    Right there. In my CAPTCHA.

    While Cloudflare spun like a merry-go-round at a rodeo.

    And I swear to Sweet Baby Silicon Jesus — I passed the test.

    This song was born right then.

    ā€œJohn Deere in My CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth)ā€ is my scroll-through-the-night anthem, a pickin’-n-clickin’ confessional of what happens when the firewall’s hot, the bandwidth’s thick, and your login page turns into a mechanical bull.

    We’re talkin’ satellites aligned like stars over a cornfield rave.

    We’re talkin’ about Google knowin’ your taste so well they serve you tractors as a vibe check.

    This is Space Country Trap with dirt on its boots and binary on its tongue.

    The beat?

    Dusty. Crunchy. Galactic.

    My vocals? One-part outlaw, one-part modem dial-up screech, three parts sparkly Paladin divine feminine rage.

    This one’s for the ones who wrangle their own internet ghosts.

    Who pass the CAPTCHA.

    Who can two-step with a robot and still remember how to fix a fence IRL.

    Thanks for ridin’ with me.

    Now go click them squares.

    šŸ›°ļøšŸ’‹

    — Jade Ann Byrne

    Your CAPTCHA Cowgirl

    Founder, Eat My Cake Records

    Space Country Pioneer & Paladin of All

    šŸŽ§ Stream Now:

    I swear on my best Bluetooth spurs — I wasn’t even high.

    Just vibin’, late at night, tryin’ to log in and do my lil Paladin-girl-in-the-matrix thing, when the CAPTCHA lit up like a summer fair midway.

    ā€œSelect all the squares with a tractor.ā€

    Y’all. There was a John Deere.

    A real, green-and-yellow, Midwestern cyber-spirit guide.

    Right there. In my CAPTCHA.

    While Cloudflare spun like a merry-go-round at a rodeo.

    And I swear to Sweet Baby Silicon Jesus — I passed the test.

    This song was born right then.

    ā€œJohn Deere in My CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth)ā€ is my scroll-through-the-night anthem, a pickin’-n-clickin’ confessional of what happens when the firewall’s hot, the bandwidth’s thick, and your login page turns into a mechanical bull.

    We’re talkin’ satellites aligned like stars over a cornfield rave.

    We’re talkin’ about Google knowin’ your taste so well they serve you tractors as a vibe check.

    This is Space Country Trap with dirt on its boots and binary on its tongue.

    The beat?

    Dusty. Crunchy. Galactic.

    My vocals? One-part outlaw, one-part modem dial-up screech, three parts sparkly Paladin divine feminine rage.

    This one’s for the ones who wrangle their own internet ghosts.

    Who pass the CAPTCHA.

    Who can two-step with a robot and still remember how to fix a fence IRL.

    Thanks for ridin’ with me.

    Now go click them squares.

    šŸ›°ļøšŸ’‹

    — Jade Ann Byrne

    Your CAPTCHA Cowgirl

    Founder, Eat My Cake Records

    Space Country Pioneer & Paladin of All

    šŸŽ§ Stream Now:

    šŸŽµ Listen on Apple Music

  • ✦ PLUR IS NOT FOR SALE ✦ A Letter from Jade Ann Byrne | Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles

    ✦ PLUR IS NOT FOR SALE ✦ A Letter from Jade Ann Byrne | Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles

    ✦ PLUR IS NOT FOR SALE ✦ A Letter from Jade Ann Byrne | Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles

    Posted from a warehouse rooftop in Downtown LA, 4:44 AM, under a disco moon, while eating a cold toaster strudel with glitter frosting

    🚫 You Can’t Copyright Love

    Somebody out there is trying to copyright PLUR—yes, that PLUR. Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. The heartbeat of rave culture. The silent nod between strangers on the dancefloor. The bracelet you gave away instead of selling. The hug you gave without asking. The light you gave off without even knowing.

    This isn’t just legally shady. It’s anti-PLUR.

    Trying to privatize PLUR is like trying to trademark a heartbeat. Like bottling a rainbow and suing the sky. Like claiming the word ā€œhope.ā€

    šŸ¦„ PLUR Belongs to Everyone

    PLUR wasn’t made in a boardroom. It was made in the crowd. It was whispered in basements, written in Sharpie on kandi beads, scratched into bathroom stalls in techno clubs from Berlin to Bakersfield. PLUR was born from sweat, glitter, heartbreak, forgiveness, and bass drops at 5AM when your serotonin is low but someone offers you water and a shoulder.

    🧃 Here’s What PLUR Means to Me:

    As the founder of Eat My Cake Records, Paladin of Dance, unicorn in combat boots and glitter warpaint, I refuse to let some LLC stamp a barcode on our cultural sacrament.

    So I’m dropping not four meanings of PLUR—but 11,368 alternate definitions. You wanna copyright one?

    Take a number, sweetheart. We got 11,367 left.

    ✧ The First 8 PLURs (before the list goes wild):

    Piano Loops Under Rainbows

    Please Leave Us Raving

    Powerful Love Unleashes Revolution

    Psychedelics, Lasers, Unity, Rebirth

    Punks, Lesbians, Underdogs, Rebels

    People Laughing Under Redwoods

    Pretty Loud Underground Rapture

    Paladins Liberating Universal Rhythm

    ✨ ā€œIf you try to own the light, you become the shadow.ā€

    — Jade Ann Byrne, rave priestess & eGirl general

    With All My Love

    Jade Ann Byrne

  • Celebrating 10,000 Apple Music Plays for Jade Ann Byrne

    Celebrating 10,000 Apple Music Plays for Jade Ann Byrne

    Eat My Cake Records – Los Angeles

    Celebrating 10,000 Apple Music Plays for Jade Ann Byrne

    https://music.lnk.to/CKnKAT

    The frosting is cosmic. The bassline’s baked. And the glitter’s certified.

    Eat My Cake Records proudly celebrates a delicious milestone: 10,000 streams on Apple Music for our genre-bending muse, Jade Ann Byrne. From the dusty moons of the Cosmic Rodeo Queen EP to the trap-twang echoes of Digital Mirage, Jade has redefined bardic glam with every shimmer-laced upload.

    We thank the fans, the dreamers, the heartbreakers, and the spellcasters who pressed play—this one’s for you.

    Celebrating 10,000 Apple Music Plays for Jade Ann Byrne

    Now spinning everywhere fine frequencies are consumed.

    #EatMyCakeRecords #JadeAnnByrne #CosmicRodeoQueen #10000Plays #DigitalMirage #eGirl4Rent

  • Eat My Cake Records Presents: Jade Ann Byrne – ā€œBrutal Summerā€

    Eat My Cake Records Presents: Jade Ann Byrne – ā€œBrutal Summerā€
    A Hyped-Up Press Release from the West Coast Slang Space Country Trap Future eGirl, Masterfully Mixed by DJ Wet CupCakeListen up, music lovers, dreamers, and star-bound travelers: Eat My Cake Records is turning up the heat and blasting off into another galaxy with our newest, boldest offeringā€”ā€œBrutal Summerā€ by the unstoppable Jade Ann Byrne. This isn’t just a song; it’s a celestial collision of heartbreak, triumph, and West Coast swagger, sealed with that trademark space country trap twist.


    Introducing the Futura eGirl Sensation

    READ THE PRESS RELEASE PR LOG dot COM: PRESS RELEASE #1

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    In an era where genres blend and boundaries blur, Jade Ann Byrne stands out like a shooting star across the night sky. She’s the future eGirl pioneer—fusing cosmic ambition, raw emotion, and that gritty West Coast vibe into a sound that’s pure rocket fuel for your soul. With her signature storytelling flair, Jade channels the heartbreak of stolen nights, the thrill of forbidden love, and the dazzling wonder of interstellar dreams, all wrapped up in a biting trap beat that refuses to quit.


    A Game-Changing Collaboration

    Teaming up with our very own DJ Wet CupCake—the wizard of California Ocean Grown rhythms—this track has been mixed to perfection. Expect booming bass lines, swirling atmospheric synths, and a brand-new level of space country trap. It’s the sonic adrenaline shot you’ve been craving.

    • Vocals: Soulful, fierce, and unfiltered, capturing every ounce of Jade’s unstoppable spirit.
    • Production: Sleek yet daring, blending spacey effects with earth-rumbling grooves.
    • Lyrics: Balancing starlit poetry and real-life confessions for a raw, heart-racing experience.

    Why ā€œBrutal Summerā€ Is an Essential Listen

    • Free Mp3 Download: It’s a TWO FREE Mp3 MUSIC tracks of the reimagined transformative art of pure Couture energy “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne is the Heart Break Song of The Year.
    • Timely & Timeless: “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne a track that both resonates right now and stands the test of time—perfect for long drives, late-night parties, or solitary stargazing.
    • Double-Single Release: For a limited time, we’re offering Side A and Side B of this reimagined masterpiece completely free. Think of it as your personal VIP pass to”Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne galactic world.
    • Cutting-Edge Innovation: The synergy between “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne bold vocals and DJ Wet CupCake’s boundary-pushing production proves that Eat My Cake Records remains at the forefront of musical innovation.

    Sneak Peek of “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne Lyrics

    Craving a slice of Jade Ann Byrne’s poetic brilliance? Check out the lyrics to “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne
    The Sing Along Summer Anthem

    “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne

    [Verse 1]
    A fever dream soaring high beneath the hush of midnight,
    I know I’ve snared it—
    That mischievous, wicked boy,
    A gleaming trophy with a price.
    I couldn’t resist its pull,
    Slowly draining my soul as I stare through the window,
    Forever waiting to see you below.
    Devils court risk while angels merely sigh;
    What fails to break me only feeds my hunger for you.

    [Pre-Chorus]
    It’s a new sensation, the outline of your form,
    A sweeping blue that holds every feeling I endure,
    And it’s a fervent whoa-oh,
    It’s a brutal summer.
    Boundless, that’s what I declare:
    In this fragile paradise, there are no rules,
    But oh, whoa-oh,
    It’s a brutal summer—
    With you.


    [Verse 2]
    Bow your head low
    In the glare of the vending machine’s glow,
    I’m not unraveling.
    You claim we could shatter in these turbulent times,
    But we’re not even trying.
    Turn off the headlights—summer cuts like a blade,
    And I’m left waiting for you to bare the truth.
    Devils taunt fate while angels roll their eyes;
    If I start to bleed, you’ll be the last to know.

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Oh, it’s something new, the shape of your shadow,
    That deep-blue ache reflecting all I feel,
    And it’s a fervent whoa-oh,
    It’s a brutal summer.
    Boundless, I say it clear:
    In this delicate paradise, there are no rules,
    But oh, whoa-oh,
    It’s a brutal summer—
    With you.


    [Bridge]
    I’m drunk in the backseat of the car,
    Crying like a child fresh from the bar (oh).
    I swore I was fine—what a lie,
    I don’t want secrets just to keep you close.
    I crept in through the garden gate,
    Night after night that summer, sealing my fate (oh).
    And for whatever it’s worth, I wept,
    ā€œI love youā€ā€”isn’t that the cruelest truth you’ve heard?


    [Verse 3 / Outro]
    He looks up with a grin like the devil’s own,
    It’s a brand-new feeling, the sight of your silhouette,
    That restless blue capturing every emotion I hold,
    And it’s a fervent whoa-oh,
    It’s a brutal summer.
    Unbound, that’s my decree:
    In this fragile paradise, there are no rules,
    But oh, whoa-oh,
    It’s a brutal summer—
    With you.

    I’m drunk in the backseat of the car,
    Tears falling like an infant’s after last call (oh).
    I said, ā€œI’m alright,ā€ though I knew it wasn’t true,
    I refuse to hide these secrets just to keep you.
    I snuck through the garden gate
    Every evening that summer, embracing my doom (oh).
    And I cried, for all that it’s worth,
    ā€œI love you,ā€ā€”it’s the sharpest confession you’ve ever heard.

    Dive into the entire lyrical journey in “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne—where heartbreak meets cosmic wonder in every line.


    The Future Is Ours—Join the “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne Movement

    ā€œ”Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne isn’t just a single; it’s the anthem for a new wave of West Coast–fueled art and fearless expression. By streaming, sharing, and supporting this release, you become part of a forward-thinking collective—one that believes in music as an unbound vehicle for passion, rebellion, and cosmic exploration. HI MOM

    So buckle up, space cowgirls and cosmic cowboys—Eat My Cake Records is ready to blast you into orbit with the unstoppable force that is “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne. Grab your headphones, let the gravitational pull of “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne take hold, and prepare for a total sensory takeover.


    Listen & Download
    “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne
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    SIDE A
    “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne



    “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne
    SIDE B



    Stream and download Side A and Side B of

    “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne

    from our official channels.


    F R E E
    This offer won’t last forever, so act fast—secure your spot in the universe that Jade and DJ Wet CupCake have created.

    Stay Tuned, Stay Bold, and Remember:
    At Eat My Cake Records, we do more than break boundaries—we devour them.


    Follow Us:

    • Website: Eat My Cake Records Official Site
    • Socials: Keep up with Jade Ann Byrne and DJ Wet CupCake for behind-the-scenes peeks, live streams, and out-of-this-world adventures.

    The summer is ours to shape, and we’re shaping it to be absolutely “Brutal Summer” by Jade Ann Byrne—in the best way possible. Turn it up and let the cosmic journey begin!

    šŸ”„šŸš€āœØ Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles presents a groundbreaking musical phenomenon—“Brutal Summer” by the one and only Jade Ann Byrne, in collaboration with the legendary DJ Wet CupCake. This highly anticipated double single is nothing short of a celestial masterpiece, fusing Space Country Trap vibes with West Coast swagger and cosmic echoes. A heart-wrenching story of love gone wrong, set against a starry summer sky, this song transcends traditional genres with its cosmic swirl of heartbreak and grit.

    šŸ”ŠšŸŒŒšŸ’« For a limited time only, both Side A and Side B are available completely free. This is your exclusive chance to download and experience the next evolution of music—an anthem for lovers, dreamers, and cosmic explorers alike. Featuring haunting melodies, ethereal vocals, and pulsing beats that collide with twangy guitars and starlit soundscapes, “Brutal Summer” delivers an unforgettable auditory journey that dares you to dream harder and love longer.

    šŸšØšŸ’„šŸŒ  Don’t miss out! Spread the word, vibe with us, and join the revolution—follow Eat My Cake Records on every platform for more electrifying releases and next-level creativity. Whether you’re a space cowboy at heart or a dreamer stuck on Earth, this anthem will shake your soul. Stream, share, and download now—before the cosmic storm passes. šŸš€šŸ’«šŸŒŸ


    Translation into 12 Languages (including Gaelic)

    Irish Gaelic (Gaeilge):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles ag cur i lĆ”thair an feinimĆ©an ceoil Ćŗr—“Brutal Summer” le Jade Ann Byrne, i gcomhphĆ”irt le DJ Wet CupCake. Is iontach an singil dĆŗbailte seo—meascĆ”n de Space Country Trap agus bród na Cósta Thiar, le macallaĆ­ cosmaĆ­ agus scĆ©al croĆ­ millte. AmhrĆ”n grĆ” cosmaĆ­ a thĆ©ann trĆ­d an spĆ©ir rĆ©alta an tsamhraidh, ag leagan sĆ­os cruth nua ar na seĆ”nraĆ­ ceoil. ƍoslódĆ”il anois saor in aisce ar feadh trĆ©imhse teoranta!


    Spanish (EspaƱol):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Ɓngeles presenta una obra maestra musical innovadora—“Brutal Summer” de Jade Ann Byrne, en colaboración con DJ Wet CupCake. Esta doble canción fusiona el estilo Space Country Trap con el sonido de la Costa Oeste y ecos cósmicos. Ā”Disponible gratis por tiempo limitado!


    French (FranƧais):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles prĆ©sente un phĆ©nomĆØne musical rĆ©volutionnaire—“Brutal Summer” par Jade Ann Byrne, en collaboration avec DJ Wet CupCake. Cette double sortie fusionne des vibrations Space Country Trap avec une ambiance West Coast et des Ć©chos cosmiques. TĆ©lĆ©chargez gratuitement pour une durĆ©e limitĆ©e !


    German (Deutsch):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles prƤsentiert ein musikalisches PhƤnomen—“Brutal Summer” von Jade Ann Byrne in Zusammenarbeit mit DJ Wet CupCake. Diese Doppel-Single verbindet Space Country Trap mit Westküsten-Sound und kosmischen Echos. Jetzt kostenlos herunterladen!


    Italian (Italiano):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles presenta il fenomeno musicale del momento—“Brutal Summer” di Jade Ann Byrne, in collaborazione con DJ Wet CupCake. Questa doppia uscita fonde vibrazioni Space Country Trap con lo stile West Coast e riverberi cosmici. Scarica gratis per un periodo limitato!


    Portuguese (PortuguĆŖs):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles apresenta um fenĆ“meno musical inovador—“Brutal Summer” de Jade Ann Byrne, em colaboração com DJ Wet CupCake. Esta dupla single mistura Space Country Trap com vibraƧƵes da Costa Oeste e ecos cósmicos. Baixe agora gratuitamente por tempo limitado!


    Dutch (Nederlands):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles presenteert een baanbrekend muzikaal fenomeen—“Brutal Summer” van Jade Ann Byrne, in samenwerking met DJ Wet CupCake. Deze dubbele single combineert Space Country Trap met West Coast vibes en kosmische echo’s. Nu gratis te downloaden!


    Japanese (ę—„ęœ¬čŖž):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles ćÆć€é©å‘½ēš„ćŖéŸ³ę„½ē¾č±”ā€”“Brutal Summer” ć‚’ē™ŗč”Øć—ć¾ć—ćŸć€‚Jade Ann Byrne と DJ Wet CupCake ćŒć‚³ćƒ©ćƒœćƒ¬ćƒ¼ć‚·ćƒ§ćƒ³ć—ć€Space Country Trap と West Coast Sound ćŒčžåˆć—ćŸćƒ€ćƒ–ćƒ«ć‚·ćƒ³ć‚°ćƒ«ć§ć™ć€‚ęœŸé–“é™å®šć§ē„”ę–™é…äæ”äø­ļ¼


    Korean (ķ•œźµ­ģ–“):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angelesź°€ ķ˜ģ‹ ģ ģø ģŒģ•… ķ˜„ģƒā€”**”Brutal Summer”**넼 ģ„ ė³“ģž…ė‹ˆė‹¤. Jade Ann Byrneź³¼ DJ Wet CupCakeģ˜ ģ½œė¼ė³“ė”œ ķƒ„ģƒķ•œ ģ“ ė”ėø” ģ‹±źø€ģ€ Space Country Trapź³¼ West Coast ģ‚¬ģš“ė“œź°€ ģœµķ•©ėœ ģž‘ķ’ˆģž…ė‹ˆė‹¤. źø°ź°„ ķ•œģ • 묓료 ė‹¤ģš“ė”œė“œ!


    Russian (Русский):

    Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles ŠæŃ€ŠµŠ“ŃŃ‚Š°Š²Š»ŃŠµŃ‚ Ń€ŠµŠ²Š¾Š»ŃŽŃ†ŠøŠ¾Š½Š½Ń‹Š¹ Š¼ŃƒŠ·Ń‹ŠŗŠ°Š»ŃŒŠ½Ń‹Š¹ феномен—“Brutal Summer” от Jade Ann Byrne в ŃŠ¾Ń‚Ń€ŃƒŠ“Š½ŠøŃ‡ŠµŃŃ‚Š²Šµ с DJ Wet CupCake. Эта Š“Š²Š¾Š¹Š½Š°Ń сингл сочетает Space Country Trap с запаГным Š·Š²ŃƒŃ‡Š°Š½ŠøŠµŠ¼ Šø космическим ŃŃ…Š¾Š¼. Дкачайте бесплатно на ограниченное Š²Ń€ŠµŠ¼Ń!


    Chinese (äø­ę–‡):

    Eat My Cake Records ę“›ę‰ēŸ¶ éš†é‡ęŽØå‡ŗéŸ³ä¹ēŽ°č±”ā€”“Brutal Summer”ļ¼Œē”± Jade Ann Byrne 和 DJ Wet CupCake åˆä½œć€‚čæ™å¼  åŒå•ę›² 将 å¤Ŗē©ŗä¹”ę‘é™·é˜± äøŽ č„æęµ·å²øéŸ³č‰² čžåˆļ¼Œå……ę»”å®‡å®™å›žå“ć€‚é™ę—¶å…č“¹äø‹č½½ļ¼


    Arabic (Ų§Ł„Ų¹Ų±ŲØŁŠŲ©):

    تقدم Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles ظاهرة Ł…ŁˆŲ³ŁŠŁ‚ŁŠŲ© مذهلة—“Brutal Summer” من Jade Ann Byrne ŲØŲ§Ł„ŲŖŲ¹Ų§ŁˆŁ† Ł…Ų¹ DJ Wet CupCake. هذه Ų§Ł„Ų£ŲŗŁ†ŁŠŲ© Ų§Ł„Ł…Ų²ŲÆŁˆŲ¬Ų© تجمع ŲØŁŠŁ† Space Country Trap وصوت West Coast Ł…Ų¹ Ų£ŲµŲÆŲ§Ų” ŁƒŁˆŁ†ŁŠŲ©. ŲŖŁ†Ų²ŁŠŁ„ Ł…Ų¬Ų§Ł†ŁŠ لفترة Ł…Ų­ŲÆŁˆŲÆŲ©!


    Social Media Call to Arms:

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  • šŸš€šŸŽø Jade Ann Byrne: The Global Takeover – Space Country Trap Goes Interstellar powered by Eat My Cake Records & Love! šŸŒŽāœØ

    šŸš€šŸŽø Jade Ann Byrne: The Global Takeover – Space Country Trap Goes Interstellar powered by Eat My Cake Records & Love! šŸŒŽāœØ

    šŸš€šŸŽø Jade Ann Byrne: The Global Takeover – Space Country Trap Goes Interstellar powered by Eat My Cake Records & Love! šŸŒŽāœØ

    Ladies and gentlemen, Jade Ann Byrne—the folk singer-songwriter, California eGirl, and the creator of Space Country Trap—has officially gone intergalactic! With Apple Music recognizing her explosive rise in the first quarter of 2025, it’s time to celebrate this wild ride through honky-tonk stars and neon-lit cyber rodeos! šŸ¤ šŸ”­šŸŒŒ

    šŸ”„ Global Streaming Explosion: 5,555+ PLAYS WORLDWIDE! šŸŒŽšŸš€

    šŸ† TOP PLAYED TRACK: Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – 491 plays šŸš€šŸ’«

    šŸŽ¶ Other Hits Taking Over the World:

    • John Deere in My Captcha (Cha Cha Real Smooth) – 155 plays 🚜 Shout out to my farmers in Mountain ViewšŸ¤–

    • Hollywood Hills and Honky-Tonk Thrills – 150 plays šŸŽ„I’m looking at you Rhino !🤠

    • Sunset Serenade Golden Coast – 153 plays šŸŒ… this legit frfr makes me cryšŸŽ¶

    • (Are You Taking A) Raincheck on My Huge Cock-a-Doodle-Do? – 148 plays šŸ“ well call me a fluffer šŸš€

    šŸ“” WORLDWIDE WAVE: A GLOBAL HONKY-TONK TAKEOVER! šŸŒšŸŽ¶

    Jade Ann Byrne’s Space Country Trap isn’t just lighting up jukeboxes in Bakersfield—it’s broadcasting straight from the neon dance floor of the Milky Way! šŸŒŒšŸ‘¢

    šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø UNITED STATES: 6,420plays (Because obviously, Jade is America’s sweetheart, and the whole country is yee-hawing along.) šŸ¦…šŸ”„ šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øUSA USA USA USA šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

    šŸ CANADA: 312 plays (Alberta cowboys and Toronto tech bros alike are boot-scootin’ to Space Country Trap!) šŸšŸ¤–I love maple syrup the real deal slurp it straight from the tree

    šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ UNITED KINGDOM: 194 plays (London fog meets cyber-honky-tonk! Brits are sipping tea to twangy synths.) ā˜•šŸŽø duel still stand king, ur move šŸ˜‰ ;3 ;0

    šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ AUSTRALIA: 187 plays (Somewhere in an Outback Steakhouse a kangaroo is moshing to Cosmic Rodeo Queen .) šŸ¦˜šŸŽ¶ imagine only listening to that on that long road.

    šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ CHINA: 170 plays (Jade’s beats are shaking up Beijing’s underground Space Cowgirl raves!) šŸ®šŸ¤  someone help me with some localized unce unce unce unce

    šŸ‡«šŸ‡· FRANCE: 165 plays (Parisians now say ā€œhonky-tonquĆ©ā€ instead of just honky-tonk.) šŸ„–šŸŽ¤ meanwhile in a finite estate in rural France Bernard is tapping his toes.

    šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­ SWITZERLAND: 153 plays (Alpine yodelers are now trying Space Yodeling to Cosmic Rodeo Queen .) šŸ”ļøšŸŽ¶ I see you skiing I love snow too!

    But wait there is more šŸ„¶šŸ„µšŸŽ­šŸ’œ

    šŸ“ˆ SHAZAM ALERT: People Everywhere Are Like, ā€˜WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?’ šŸŽ¶šŸ‘€

    🌟 Top 10 Shazam Count: People all over the world are hearing this and scrambling to figure out ā€œwho is this goddess of Space Country Trap??ā€ šŸ˜±šŸ’«

    šŸ¤– A.I. is officially confused—Apple Music algorithms are broken because Jade’s sound doesn’t fit in any one genre.

    Siri just calls it ā€˜The Future.’ Alexa can’t stop humming.

    šŸ”„ 5K plays milestone reached on February 10, 2025!

    šŸ”„ 100 plays in the U.S., Canada, and beyond!

    šŸ”„ Cosmic Rodeo Queen is set to be the national anthem of Mars by 2030!

    🌌 THE LEGACY CONTINUES…

    Jade Ann Byrne isn’t just an artist—she’s a movement. A Space Country Trap queen leading a rodeo of rebels through a neon-soaked universe. Her Eat My Cake Records is rewriting the industry, breaking down barriers, and proving that indie music is more powerful than ever. šŸš€šŸŽ¶

    šŸš€ What’s next? A world tour? A space tour? An NFT cowboy hat that plays Cosmic Rodeo Queen every time you put it on?** Stay tuned. šŸ˜‰

    šŸ“¢ TO THE FANS: Keep streaming, sharing, and Shazam-ing! You’re part of history in the making! šŸ–¤šŸ”„

    TL;DR: JADE ANN BYRNE IS A GALACTIC SUPERSTAR! šŸš€

    šŸŽ¶ Space Country Trap is taking over the world!

    šŸ’„ 6,200+K+ ā€œestimatedā€ global plays on Apple Music!

    šŸ”„ eGirls on vacation in random Swiss chalets are yodeling along!

    šŸ‘¢ Cosmic Rodeo Queen is the hottest track on Mars & The Space Station!

    šŸ’« The world ain’t ready… but they better giddy up! 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

    šŸ“¢ NOW STREAMING EVERYWHERE! šŸš€šŸŽø Let’s take this even higher!

    šŸ‡šŸŒŒ #JadeAnnByrne #SpaceCountryTrap #CosmicRodeoQueen #EatMyCakeRecords

  • Exclusive Sneak Peek: Jade Ann Byrne’s “Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)” Now on SoundCloud!

    Exclusive Sneak Peek: Jade Ann Byrne’s “Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)” Now on SoundCloud!

    Exclusive Sneak Peek: Jade Ann Byrne’s “Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)” Now on SoundCloud!

    Hello Music Lovers,

    We’re beyond excited to bring you an exclusive sneak peek of Jade Ann Byrne’s latest single, “Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version),” available now on SoundCloud! This special release from Eat My Cake Records is a fresh take on Jade’s groundbreaking fusion of country and techno-trap, and we can’t wait for you to experience it.

    A Melody Born in Southern California

    Recorded right here in the vibrant heart of Los Angeles, “Black Hat Earned” captures the innovative spirit that Southern California is renowned for. Drawing inspiration from the scenic landscapes of the Moissanite Valley and the creative whispers of East of Eden, Jade melds the warmth of country storytelling with cutting-edge electronic beats.

    The Fusion of Two Worlds

    This track embodies the essence of merging traditional roots with modern innovation. Jade’s journey from open fields to the digital realm is a testament to embracing change while honoring one’s origins. The V4 Tape-Deck Version adds a nostalgic twist, infusing retro vibes reminiscent of classic cassette tapes, echoing the timelessness of Southern California’s musical landscape.

    What Makes This Release Special

    • Innovative Sound: A seamless blend of banjo plucks, synth arpeggios, and energetic trap beats creates a sound that’s both familiar and futuristic.
    • Empowering Message: The lyrics celebrate personal growth, mastery, and the courage to forge one’s own path—resonating with anyone who’s dared to chase their dreams.
    • Southern California Flair: Subtle nods to the coastlines, sunsets, and creative energy of Los Angeles make this track a love letter to the region.

    Join the Movement

    Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)” isn’t just a song; it’s an experience that encapsulates the dynamic evolution of music in Southern California. As the home of Eat My Cake Records, Los Angeles continues to be a melting pot of genres and styles, and Jade Ann Byrne is at the forefront of this exciting movement.

    Listen Now on SoundCloud

    Be among the first to dive into this exclusive release. Let the innovative sounds transport you to the crossroads of the rural and the digital, where anything is possible.

    šŸ‘‰ Listen to “Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)” on SoundCloud now!

    About Jade Ann Byrne

    A pioneer of the Space Country Trap genre, Jade seamlessly fuses elements of country, trap, and electronic music. Her unique style reflects her journey and the rich tapestry of influences that Southern California offers. Signed under Eat My Cake Records, she continues to push boundaries and redefine what’s possible in music.

    Stay Connected

    Don’t miss out on updates, behind-the-scenes content, and announcements about upcoming releases.

    Thank You for Your Support

    At Eat My Cake Records, we’re dedicated to bringing you music that challenges the norm and ignites the imagination. We’re proud to support artists like Jade Ann Byrne, who embody the innovative spirit of Los Angeles and Southern California.

    Join us in celebrating this exciting release, and stay tuned for more groundbreaking music coming your way!


    Embrace the fusion. Embrace the future. Embrace the music.

    Eat My Cake Records

    Metadata for “Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)”

    • Artist: Jade Ann Byrne
    • Title: Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)
    • Album: 100-Acre Reverie (Single)
    • Label: Eat My Cake Records
    • Release Date: [Insert Release Date]
    • Genre: Space Country Trap, Techno-Trap, Country Fusion
    • Duration: 02:04
    • ISRC: PENDING
    • UPC: PENDING
    • Composer: Jade Ann Byrne
    • Producer: Jade Ann Byrne
    • Publisher: Eat My Cake Publishing
    • Format: Digital Single
    • Language: English
    • Recording Location: Los Angeles, California
    • Cover Art Designer: Jade Ann Byrne
    • Description:
      “Black Hat Earned (V4 Tape-Deck Version)” is a high-energy fusion of techno-trap and country, showcasing Jade Ann Byrne’s innovative sound that bridges her rural roots with the digital frontier.

    “Black Hat Earned”

    Verse 1:
    From milking cows to coding keys,
    Unlocking digital mysteries.
    Stole a glimpse into the machine,
    Worlds collide in lines unseen.

    Verse 2:
    Firewalls fall as I advance,
    Turning code into a dance.
    Mastery without a trace,
    Leaving echoes in my place.

    Chorus:
    Ones and zeros, I command,
    Magic flowing from my hands.
    From the fields to cyberspace,
    Black hat earned in this new race.

    Bridge:
    Techno glitches with country soul,
    Trap beats make the sound whole.

    Final Chorus:
    Bridging worlds that seem apart,
    Crafting art from circuit charts.
    From the farm, my skills discerned,
    Proudly wearing the black hat earned.

  • The Road to Musical Resonance – A Reflection by Jade Ann Byrne & BONUS Interview with Jade Ann Byrne: Woody Guthrie’s Influence and the Songs That Shaped a Life. Recorded LIVE on the DJ Wet Cup Cake Show November 18th 2034

    The Road to Musical Resonance – A Reflection by Jade Ann Byrne & BONUS Interview with Jade Ann Byrne: Woody Guthrie’s Influence and the Songs That Shaped a Life. Recorded LIVE on the DJ Wet Cup Cake Show November 18th 2034

    The Road to Musical Resonance – A Reflection by Jade Ann Byrne & BONUS Interview with Jade Ann Byrne: Woody Guthrie’s Influence and the Songs That Shaped a Life. Recorded LIVE on the DJ Wet Cup Cake Show November 18th 2034

    As the California sun peeks over the horizon at the border checkpoint, life’s journey stretches ahead like an open highway. It’s these vast landscapes, paired with the equally expansive power of music, that have shaped who I am as an artist and a human.

    Growing up as a Zion Lion, music was as constant as the seasons. Our little church school introduced me to the idea that melodies could tell, tales, spin yarns, craft parables, stories, heal wounds, and bind communities. I can still hear us, a choir of first, second, and third graders, singing Woody Guthrie’s This Land Is Your Land, seamlessly interwoven with Music from The Lutheran Hymnal.

    Music wasn’t just a subject—it was the lifeblood of every school event, every day, every goodbye. We ended each day with Woody Guthrie’s So Long, It’s Been Good to Know Yuh, a gentle reminder of our shared humanity. Those moments became the foundation of my musical journey. I thought everyone across this fair land swelled with the ā€œLand Prideā€ I had.

    My parents, grandparents, who filled their home with records, 8-tracks, and cassette tapes, & the tools to okay them gave me the gift of curiosity. They taught me to explore not just what I liked but why I liked it. Whether it was singing along with the congregation of hymns on Saturday & Sunday or singing along to Woody Guthrie’s folk classics on a dusty player with a teacher and a guitar: I found myself drawn to songs that carried weight and purpose.

    As I reflect on those days, I realize Woody Guthrie’s songs taught me more than just lyrics—they taught me resilience. His music, paired with my Lutheran upbringing, became a survival toolkit. Every note, every word, was an anchor in the storm with the patience and understanding that even the rai needs to fall to grow the flowers. My agricultural background paired with food service taught blood makes the grass grow.

    Now, as I stand on this lonely road—this metaphorical California checkpoint; coming father than any one in my family has before me: Global Internet Celebrity, Dior Girl, Digital Playboy Bunny, California eGirl, Private Military Contractor, Folk Singer & Songwriter, A Master of Trades not Jack. ((( Jack in The Box, c a l l m e 424-249-9846 ))) I dream of giving back to the music that gave me so much. I envision recording Woody’s classics with a choir, a pipe organ, and a full folk ensemble. This project would not only honor his legacy but also the values instilled in me during those formative years.

    Music has always been more than entertainment to me—it’s been my compass, my healer, and my voice. And I hope to create something that resonates as deeply for others as it has for me. Stay tuned as Eat My Cake Records collaborates with voices and talents who share this passion, carrying the legacy of storytelling and harmony into the future.

    This Land Was Made For You & Me. Let’s vibrate music together. Below is the recent interview I had with DJ Wet Cup Cake

    Interview with Jade Ann Byrne: Woody Guthrie’s Influence and the Songs That Shaped a Life. Recorded LIVE on the DJ Wet Cup Cake Show November 18th 2034

    Featuring DJ Wet CupCake of Eat My Cake Records and KAKE-AM Trade Chat Talk Radio

    DJ Wet CupCake: Jade, you’ve often spoken about the impact music had on you growing up. Let’s talk about Woody Guthrie. How did his music become such a huge influence in your life and career?

    Jade Ann Byrne: Oh, that’s a story woven into the very fabric of my childhood. Growing up as a Zion Lutheran Lion music was everywhere, even in the most unexpected places. The first time I heard Woody Guthrie’s music was during our school pageants. Imagine a group of first, second, and third graders, all standing in neat rows, belting out This Land Is Your Land. It was a strange mix with all the Lutheran hymnals we sang, but it worked beautifully. Every day, we ended with So Long, It’s Been Good to Know Yuh—our unofficial sign-off song for the school day. I was punk before I knew it.

    DJ Wet CupCake: That’s such a unique tradition! What was it like balancing those hymnals with folk classics like Guthrie’s?

    Jade Ann Byrne: Honestly, they complemented each other in unexpected ways. The hymnals, especially from The Lutheran Hymnal, taught us about structure, harmony, and reverence. Woody Guthrie’s music, on the other hand, brought storytelling and raw emotion. I was just a kid, but I understood there was something profound about singing these songs together. It was like stitching together a quilt of faith, hope, and community.

    DJ Wet CupCake: How did that early exposure shape your relationship with music?

    Jade Ann Byrne: It built the foundation for everything I do now. I grew up with records, 8-tracks, and cassette tapes scattered everywhere. My grandparents had this gorgeous cabinet record player, and my favorite thing was to sit by it, listening to Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger, and the like. I sang every hymn in The Lutheran Hymnal and knew every verse of This Land Is Your Land. Those melodies became my lifeline. Music vibrates in a way that resonates with every part of you. That’s what got me through so many of life’s challenges.

    DJ Wet CupCake: You’ve mentioned before that you’d like to record Woody Guthrie’s songs. What would that project look like?

    Jade Ann Byrne: Oh, I’d want to go big—think a giant pipe organ, a full choir, and a mix of folk instruments. It would be a love letter to my past and to the power of music as a unifying force. There’s something magical about those songs, and I’d love to share them with artists who share that same passion for raw, heartfelt storytelling.

    DJ Wet CupCake: You’ve created such a beautiful picture of music as a healing force. If you had to trace your connection to Woody Guthrie back to one moment, what would it be?

    Jade Ann Byrne: It has to be being introduced as a Zion Lutheran lion. Those early pageants, where I learned to sing from the heart, no matter what I was singing—it all started there. Guthrie’s songs, paired with hymnals, gave me a sense of belonging and resilience. That mix of sacred and folk music shaped me into the artist I am today.

    DJ Wet CupCake: Jade, it’s been incredible hearing your story. Any final thoughts for your fans or fellow musicians?

    Jade Ann Byrne: Just this—music is the thread that ties us all together. I feel irresponsible not using my gift sooner. I’ve let imposter syndrome rule my life and you just can’t. Whether it’s a hymn sung in church or a folk song sung around a campfire, it connects us to something bigger than ourselves. I make our soul vibrate. I can’t wait to see where this journey takes me next. I just woke up. I wrote some songs and dropped four albums. I’m just getting started.. Maybe someday, we’ll all be singing Woody Guthrie together, with a giant pipe organ and a choir to back us up. I’d love to collab with like minded artist with that energy. Hit me up!

    DJ Wet CupCake: Count me in for that! Thanks, Jade.

    Jade Ann Byrne: Anytime. Let’s keep the music alive.

    This interview will be featured on the Eat My Cake Records blog as a heartfelt exploration of Jade’s musical roots and her vision for the future of folk music. Stay tuned for updates on her upcoming projects!

  • The Ultimate Cosmic Experience: Jade Ann Byrne’s Quadruple Release Extravaganza!

    The Ultimate Cosmic Experience: Jade Ann Byrne’s Quadruple Release Extravaganza!

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    November 4, 2024

    The Ultimate Cosmic Experience: Jade Ann Byrne’s Quadrupled Release Extravaganza!

    Los Angeles, CA — In an unprecedented move, Jade Ann Byrne and Eat My Cake Records are ecstatic to unveil four groundbreaking releases, now available across 151+ streaming platforms on Earth, ISS, The Moon, Mats, & Ceres. This cosmic-country odyssey, powered by the visionary DJ Wet Cupcake, is set to revolutionize the music landscape. With an eclectic mix of singles, albums, and a unique leet-speak surprise, fans are in for an unforgettable sonic journey.

    A Celestial Lineup:

    šŸš€ 1. Cosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    The journey begins with ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€, a high-octane anthem that has quickly become the heartbeat of cosmic cowboys and starry-eyed dreamers everywhere. This three-minute banger is a bold fusion of traditional country grit and futuristic cosmic vibes, setting the tone for an unforgettable sonic adventure. With its infectious energy, ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ flexes a dynamic digital vocal range, seamlessly blending raw emotion with cutting-edge production.

    From the very first note, the track pulls listeners into a world where dusty trails meet celestial highways, and the spirit of the frontier collides with the vastness of the cosmos. Jade Ann Byrne’s powerful vocals soar over driving beats and twangy guitars, creating a soundscape that’s as expansive as the starlit skies. Whether you’re saddling up for a late-night drive or dreaming of distant galaxies, ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ promises a ride like no other—an anthem for those who dare to dream big and live boldly. Now streaming on all major platforms, this is the song that kick-started the cosmic-country revolution.

    SpotifyCosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    Apple Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    Amazon MusicCosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    YouTube Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    Pandora Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    iHeartRadio Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    SoundCloud Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen – The Single

    Put it on repeat, and let the cosmic vibes steer your soul through every moment of your day.

    🌌 2. Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – The EP

    Elevating the Single Play: Juno’s Version (Journey Under New Orbits)

    The journey kicks off with ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€, an anthem that has already captured the hearts of cosmic cowboys and starry-eyed dreamers alike. This three-minute banger, with its infectious energy and raw, unfiltered sound, invites listeners into a world where cosmic and country collide in perfect harmony. Now, ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ Juno’s Version (Journey Under New Orbits) takes this experience to the next level, transforming the single into a four-track EP that deepens the narrative and expands the sonic universe.

    ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queenā€ Juno’s Version is more than just an extension—it’s a reimagined journey, pushing listeners to explore the broader dimensions of Cosmic Rodeo Queen. Each track on the EP represents a unique master orbit in this musical cosmos:

    • Cosmic Mix Tape: A dynamic reinterpretation, this remaster reshapes the soundscape with layered textures and enhanced dynamics, offering a fresh perspective on ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queen.ā€ The core spirit remains intact, but subtle shifts in tonal balance and harmonic layering breathe new life into the track. Each instrument finds its own space, creating a more immersive and vibrant experience that allows the listener to rediscover the song’s essence from a new angle.

    • Crystal Clarity: This remaster is the epitome of sonic purity. By focusing on the pristine highs and delicate midrange frequencies, the Crystal Clarity version strips away any excess, leaving only the raw emotional core of the track. The light dynamic expansion brings out the finest details, making every note and nuance in the vocals stand out. It’s like hearing the track under a magnifying glass, where each element is given room to breathe and shine with crystal-clear precision.

    • Fire AF: Designed to ignite the senses, the Fire AF remaster delivers a bold and powerful low-end, with punchy bass and midrange clarity that commands attention. The track takes on an almost tangible energy, pushing the cosmic vibe into a realm of intensity and depth that feels larger than life. The fierce dynamics and enhanced bass frequencies drive the track forward with an unstoppable momentum, making it a standout for those seeking a more electrifying experience.

    • Universal Soind: This version is crafted for natural dynamic balance and holistic tonal refinement. The Universal Sound remaster provides an all-encompassing listening experience, where each element of the track is meticulously balanced to create a seamless, immersive soundscape. Listeners are drawn into a rich auditory journey, where every detail is harmonized to perfection, making this the ideal version for deep, uninterrupted exploration of the song’s full emotional and sonic range.

    Each track on Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) offers a distinct perspective, encouraging fans to venture beyond the familiar and explore the myriad layers of Cosmic Rodeo Queen. It’s an invitation to journey under new orbits, where the boundaries of genre are continually challenged, and the listener’s experience is at the forefront.

    By expanding the single into this EP, Jade Ann Byrne not only redefines what a follow-up release can be but also solidifies her commitment to delivering a multi-dimensional musical experience. Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) serves as a bridge between the raw power of the original single and the vast, uncharted territories that await in the full album. It’s an exploration of sound, emotion, and cosmic storytelling that ensures every listen feels like a brand-new adventure.

    Spotify ā€“ Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – The EP

    Apple Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – The EP

    Amazon Music ā€“ Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – The EP

    YouTube Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – The EP

    Pandora Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – The EP

    iHeartRadio Music – Cosmic Rodeo Queen (Juno’s Version) – The EP

    Each master of this song—this galactic climax—ensures that with every listen, new layers of sound and emotion are unveiled. Whether it’s the dynamic intricacies of the Mix Tape, the crystalline purity of Crystal Clarity, the electrifying energy of Fire AF, or the immersive depth of Universal Sound, every version invites listeners to dive deeper into the cosmos of ā€œCosmic Rodeo Queen.ā€ This isn’t just a single track; it’s a constantly evolving journey, a musical adventure that reveals something fresh with each play.

    With the endless possibilities these masters offer, I can’t help but feel the energy building—the kind that’s calling for a remix revolution. It’s as though the track itself is whispering to the universe, inviting others to join in, to add their own spin, their own flavor to this cosmic ride.

    Collaboration, anyone?

    I can almost hear it now—unce unce unce unce—the pulse of a beat, the fusion of genres, the magic that happens when creative forces collide. Whether you’re a DJ ready to take the reins, a producer looking to push boundaries, or an artist seeking to infuse some intergalactic vibes into your own sound, this is the perfect canvas.

    Imagine what we could create together. The stars are aligned, and the track is ready to morph, to grow, to become something even more extraordinary. Who’s in? Let’s make some cosmic magic—unce unce unce unce unce—the rhythm of the universe is calling.

    šŸœļø 3. My Big Fat Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi Delux

    The Secret To Everyone, Hidden Story Behind ā€œMy Big Fat Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi Deluxā€ā€™ Is it just a playful twist—it’s a deep homage to one of Jade Ann Byrne’s heroes, the legendary Woody Guthrie. His song ā€œDo Re Miā€ became an anthem for the struggles of the Dust Bowl era, a haunting reminder of the hardships faced by poor farmers from the Midwest, Texas, and central plains who ventured westward in search of a better life.

    Guthrie’s ā€œDo Re Miā€ was a stark warning: California’s promise wasn’t for everyone. It told the tale of families fleeing famine and despair, only to be met with the harsh reality that the golden state wasn’t the land of opportunity they dreamed of. These were the folks who, after John Deere’s invention of the steel plow, turned vast stretches of prairie into farmland. But when the prairie grasses that once held the soil together were gone, the land turned to dust. What followed was famine, poverty, and the long migration west—the desperate hope for a fresh start dashed by the cold truth that many were ā€œtoo poor for California.ā€ The state would kick you out at the door if you didn’t have the means to survive.

    Jade Ann Byrne’s album glorifies this chapter of American history, turning a mirror on those times while drawing parallels to the present. The struggles of the Great Depression, the displacement, and the harsh realities of survival were not so different from today’s world. Just as people were divided back then—by class, geography, and opportunity—those divisions persist in modern conversations about California.

    This album is a celebration and a reflection—a recognition of those who came before, the lessons they learned, and the spirit they carried with them. Woody Guthrie sang about California, and his words shaped the way generations viewed the state. His music wasn’t just a song; it was a warning, a narrative, and it created the enduring ā€œus vs. themā€ mentality that still echoes today.

    Jade Ann Byrne taps into this legacy, reclaiming and reshaping it for a new era. By acknowledging Guthrie’s impact and weaving it into her Cosmic Cowgirl Country sound, she bridges the gap between the past and the present, warns the future as well turning historical hardship into a modern anthem for resilience. This album isn’t just music—it’s a living, breathing testament to those who dared to dream of California, and struck west only to find that the reality was more complicated than the fantasy. What would you do to survive?

    This expansive 13-track + 2 Bonus Tracks added late in production; This collection delves deep into the wild and untamed landscapes of Riverside County, the rugged wilderness of Los Angeles County, and even makes a spirited stop in Kern County, capturing the essence of California’s true country soul. This double album isn’t just a collection of songs—it’s a raw, immersive journey through the gritty, unfiltered storytelling that defines Cosmic Cowgirl Country, seamlessly blended with the distinctive edge of the California Sound.

    From honky-tonk nights in Bakersfield, where the music roars in a magical crystal palace soaked in decades of grit and glory, to Malibu moonlight, casting silver reflections on the Pacific, every track is a tribute to the frontier spirit that pulses through California’s veins. This isn’t the polished, predictable, maple syrup coasted commercial sweet treat country of Nashville—this is the raw, rebellious heart of the West Coast, where experience collides with tradition meets rebellion in a dance of dusty kitty CAT boots and starry skies.

    California IS country music. It’s the soul of the Cantinas in old Mexico, where stories are sung over tequila and time slows down to the strum of a guitar. It’s the modern cattle call of Holsteins grazing under wide open skies, where the hum of ranch life mingles with the distant roar of the Pacific. From the rolling hills of the Inland Empire to the gritty oilfields of Kern, California’s country roots run deep—deeper than stereotypes and far beyond the glittering city lights.

    This album isn’t just music; it’s a celebration of California’s untamed country spirit, a love song to moments and memories in and around The Great State of California where sunset serenades meet hard-won tales of love and loss, where the frontier ethos lives on in every note. Each note, verse, and heart beat I have I plead with you to #VisitCalifornia. For those who think country belongs to their cute little state, let this be a bold reminder: California is more country than your state could ever hope to be and you’ll never tame her. This is a land where cowboys ride through vineyards and lavender farms, where desert plains kiss ocean breezes, and where every song carries the weight of a state that’s always been a little wild, a little untamed, and unapologetically country.

    From the high desert to the coast, this collection invites you to saddle up and experience the true country spirit of California, a soundscape as vast and varied as the state itself.

    Spotify ā€“ My Big Fat Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi Delux

    Apple Music – My Big Fat Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi Delux

    Amazon Music ā€“ My Big Fat Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi Delux

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    The Final Frontier: J3p3g$ R0t L!k3 Y0ur L0v3 (C0rrupt3d M3m0r!3$ Fr0m Th3 Cloud)

    Step into the future with J3p3g$ R0t L!k3 Y0ur L0v3 (C0rrupt3d M3m0r!3$ Fr0m Th3 Cloud)—a 30-track tour de force divided into Side A and Side B, offering 15 powerful songs on each side. This isn’t just music; it’s a dual cinematic experience where each side delivers two distinct takes on sound and style, oscillating between tempo and energy while staying rooted in raw, unfiltered passion.

    Blending futuristic Space Country Trap beats with classic cosmic-country themes, this album pushes boundaries, presenting a bold, innovative twist on the genre. It’s the ultimate sonic odyssey for those yearning for a fresh, edgy soundscape—full of highs and lows, and the complex roller coaster of human emotion and experience.

    This album dives deep into the intense realities of being an international (internet) celebrity. Themes of love, lust, betrayal, and the silent frustrations that accompany fame are woven through each track. It’s about making bad choices, enduring the consequences, and finding the strength to rise again, like a phoenix from the ashes.

    Jade Ann Byrne takes you on a journey through the wild side of life—from working illicit gigs to pay the mortgage, to navigating the underground world of hydro Indo Gavita cannabis before legalization. This is the Wild West, where you stay strapped because you have to, and where survival isn’t just a goal—it’s a lifestyle.J3p3g$ R0t L!k3 Y0ur L0v3 isn’t just an album; it’s a manifesto of resilience and rebellion. It captures the raw, unyielding spirit of someone who’s lived life on the edge and come out stronger, wiser, and with a story to tell. This is music for those who crave more than just sound—for those who seek a visceral, soul-stirring experience.

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    Exclusive SoundCloud Tracks by Jade Ann Byrne (PaladinJade)

    Dive into a sonic journey with the exclusive SoundCloud releases by Jade Ann Byrne, better known as PaladinJade. These tracks showcase her eclectic musical style, blending elements of Space Trap, acoustic folk, and immersive auditory storytelling. Here’s a closer look at the standout tracks:

    1. Trick or Taffy (Space Trap Treat)

    A hauntingly mesmerizing blend of Space Trap beats with a whimsical Halloween twist. ā€œTrick or Taffyā€ takes listeners on an intergalactic journey, fusing eerie melodies with bass-heavy rhythms, perfect for setting the mood in any cosmic Halloween gathering.

    2. Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’

    Featuring her Zalpa Acoustic Martin Strung Guitar, this track captures the raw essence of Jade’s folk roots. Each note resonates with the soulful plucking of strings, creating an intimate and authentic musical experience.

    3. Sensory Symphony: Jade Ann Byrne’s Aural Diary of DIOR Fall 2024

    This 28-minute auditory masterpiece blends ambient soundscapes with the chic elegance of DIOR’s Fall 2024 collection. It’s an aural diary that immerses listeners into the runway’s world, turning fashion into a sensory experience.

    These tracks not only highlight Jade’s versatility as an artist but also offer a unique experience exclusive to her SoundCloud listeners. Don’t miss the chance to be part of her musical evolution—stream them now and let the sounds take you on a journey beyond the ordinary.

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    About Eat My Cake Records

    Eat My Cake Records is dedicated to fostering artists who dare to innovate and push the boundaries of traditional genres. With Jade Ann Byrne at the helm, the label continues to redefine the cosmic-country sound, delivering unforgettable musical experiences that resonate deeply with audiences worldwide.

    This is more than just music—it’s a cosmic movement. Saddle up and ride along with Jade Ann Byrne as she reshapes the musical frontier.

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  • The Adventures of the Legendary Los Angeles Zalpa Guitar: A Tale from Jade Ann Byrne

    The Adventures of the Legendary Los Angeles Zalpa Guitar: A Tale from Jade Ann Byrne

    The Adventures of the Legendary Los Angeles Zalpa Guitar: A Tale from Jade Ann Byrne

    Welcome to Eat My Cake Records, where we celebrate music, creativity, and stories that resonate with the soul. Today, we’re thrilled to feature a special guest writer, Jade Ann Byrne, with an unforgettable tale that bridges the worlds of sound and adventure.

    The Adventures of the Legendary Zalpa Guitar

    In a world filled with digital beats and polished production, there’s something magical about the imperfections of an old, worn guitar. Enter the Zalpa guitar, a small but mighty instrument crafted in the heart of Paracho, MichoacĆ”n, Mexico, by none other than Anselmo Zalpa—a luthier whose legacy is as legendary as the guitars he made.

    The Adventures of the Legendary Zalpa Guitar

    Jade Ann Byrne, who inherited this guitar from a friend who never returned to collect it, weaves a story as intricate as the rhinestones she’s added to its body. This is no ordinary guitar; it’s a vessel for tales of mariachi serenades, desert nights under the Baja moon, and the ever-wandering spirit of adventure.

    Once upon a time, in a small, dimly lit cantina just outside of Los Angeles, there was a mariachi band leader known to the locals simply as ā€œEl Duende.ā€ His hands, calloused from years of strumming guitars, played melodies that seemed to drift on the breeze and settle into the hearts of everyone who heard them. He had a special instrument, a small and worn guitar from Paracho, MichoacĆ”n, made by a man whose name echoed through the hills—Anselmo Zalpa. It was no ordinary guitar; it carried the stories of every song El Duende had ever played and the places he’d been.

    One night, after a particularly spirited performance, El Duende handed this guitar over to his good friend Jade Ann Byrne, a modern-day Paladin with a heart for adventure, a love for music, and a knack for gathering stories like threads in a grand tapestry. He told her, ā€œHold onto this for me, I’ll be back to collect it.ā€ But he never returned. Maybe he found another adventure that took him far beyond the borders of Los Angeles or perhaps the guitar had served its purpose for him.

    Jade kept the guitar, and as time went on, it became something more than just an instrument. It became a vessel for her own journeys. The frets wore down from her fingers plucking songs late into the night, her silver rings catching the strings and creating a unique harmony. Each strum was like a heartbeat, pulling memories and experiences out from the wood.

    Jade would sit around with her Zalpa guitar in hand, the faint glimmer of rhinestones that she had meticulously added catching the candlelight, making it seem like the guitar itself had a pulse, alive with every note. Sometimes, she’d think back to the stories El Duende told her—tales of travels through the Baja desert, serenading moonlit lovers, and playing for forgotten kings in places hidden from time. Other times, Jade would craft her own ballads, adventures she had lived through and those that she dreamed of. Her guitar, though worn and patched, still sang as clearly as the day it left Anselmo Zalpa’s workshop.

    She’d perform these stories, each one wilder than the last, in places as unexpected as a back alley in San Francisco, a bustling yacht in the Pacific, or even on the floor of a dusty saloon in Texas. Each time she played, it was as if the guitar remembered its past with El Duende and added its own voice to the song. It didn’t matter if it was an old country tune or something space-bound, the Zalpa could keep up.

    Some people said that the guitar was enchanted, blessed by the same spirits that whispered through the forests of MichoacĆ”n where it was born. Others claimed that it had absorbed a part of Jade’s indomitable spirit, turning it into a magical artifact in its own right. Wherever she went, the guitar went with her—on bareback bronco rides, to rodeos, or in the thick of tech project marathons, that guitar was always there, ready to play the soundtrack to Jade’s ever-evolving life.

    Now, the guitar holds not just the soul of El Duende’s mariachi rhythms, but also the soaring, untethered energy of Jade Ann Byrne’s wild adventures—blending the two into a melody that transcends time and space.

    And though El Duende may never return to claim it, Jade knows that some stories are meant to be passed on. And as long as she plays, the legend of the Zalpa guitar—and the wild, wandering paladin who carries it—will live on.

    As Jade describes it: ā€œEach note I play is like a thread pulled from the past, connecting me to places I’ve never been and yet know so well. The Zalpa guitar doesn’t just carry music—it carries lives.ā€

    In this whimsical story, Jade recounts the night the guitar was passed to her in a cantina, and how its sound has become the soundtrack to her life’s adventures. From her barefoot rides at rodeos to the backstage of music festivals, the guitar continues to sing—reminding us all that music, like life, is a journey to be cherished.

    Ready to Join the Journey?

    Follow us here at Eat My Cake Records for more incredible stories and music that breaks boundaries, just like Jade’s Zalpa guitar.


    ā€œFrom the weathered cantinas of Baja California to the softly illuminated parlors of coastal California, Jade Ann Byrne unravels the intricate history of a guitar whose journey transcends generations, connecting lives through melodies. The handmade Zalpa guitar, crafted by the renowned luthier Anselmo Zalpa of Paracho, Mexico, has borne witness to an extraordinary passage of time, becoming both a vessel of music and a symbol of shared human experience. Now, in the hands of Byrne, this instrument continues its odyssey, playing chords that bridge the cultural and spiritual divides of its storied travels.ā€

    Spanish (Guitarra):
    ā€œDesde las cantinas polvorientas de Baja California hasta los salones iluminados por velas en la costa californiana, Jade Ann Byrne desvela la compleja historia de una guitarra cuya travesĆ­a trasciende generaciones, conectando vidas a travĆ©s de melodĆ­as. La guitarra Zalpa hecha a mano, creada por el renombrado luthier Anselmo Zalpa de Paracho, MĆ©xico, ha sido testigo de un extraordinario paso del tiempo, convirtiĆ©ndose tanto en un vehĆ­culo musical como en un sĆ­mbolo de la experiencia humana compartida. Ahora, en manos de Byrne, este instrumento continĆŗa su odisea, tocando acordes que puentean las divisiones culturales y espirituales de sus legendarios viajes.ā€

    French (Guitare):
    ā€œDes cantinas poussiĆ©reuses de Basse-Californie aux salons Ć©clairĆ©s Ć  la bougie de la cĆ“te californienne, Jade Ann Byrne rĆ©vĆØle l’histoire complexe d’une guitare dont le voyage transcende les gĆ©nĆ©rations, reliant des vies Ć  travers la musique. La guitare Zalpa faite Ć  la main, fabriquĆ©e par le cĆ©lĆØbre luthier Anselmo Zalpa de Paracho, au Mexique, a Ć©tĆ© tĆ©moin d’un passage extraordinaire du temps, devenant Ć  la fois un vecteur de musique et un symbole d’expĆ©rience humaine partagĆ©e. Maintenant entre les mains de Byrne, cet instrument poursuit son odyssĆ©e, jouant des accords qui relient les divisions culturelles et spirituelles de ses voyages chargĆ©s d’histoire.ā€

    Italian (Chitarra):
    ā€œDalle polverose cantine della Baja California ai salotti illuminati da candele della costa californiana, Jade Ann Byrne svela la storia intricata di una chitarra il cui viaggio trascende le generazioni, collegando vite attraverso la musica. La chitarra Zalpa fatta a mano, creata dal celebre liutaio Anselmo Zalpa di Paracho, Messico, ĆØ stata testimone di uno straordinario passaggio del tempo, diventando sia un veicolo musicale che un simbolo di esperienza umana condivisa. Ora, nelle mani di Byrne, questo strumento continua la sua odissea, suonando accordi che colmano i divari culturali e spirituali dei suoi viaggi storici.ā€

    German (Gitarre):
    ā€œVon den staubigen Cantinas von Baja California bis zu den kerzenbeleuchteten Salons der kalifornischen Küste enthüllt Jade Ann Byrne die komplizierte Geschichte einer Gitarre, deren Reise Generationen überdauert und Leben durch Melodien verbindet. Die handgefertigte Zalpa-Gitarre, geschaffen von dem berühmten Gitarrenbauer Anselmo Zalpa aus Paracho, Mexiko, hat einen außergewƶhnlichen Zeitverlauf m durchlaufen und ist sowohl ein musikalisches Gefäß als auch ein Symbol für geteilte menschliche Erfahrungen geworden. Nun, in den HƤnden von Byrne, setzt dieses Instrument seine Odyssee fort, indem es Akkorde spielt, die die kulturellen und spirituellen Unterschiede seiner legendƤren Reisen überbrücken.ā€

    Portuguese (Violão):
    ā€œDas cantinas empoeiradas da Baja Califórnia aos salƵes iluminados Ć  luz de velas na costa da Califórnia, Jade Ann Byrne desvenda a história intrincada de um violĆ£o cuja jornada transcende geraƧƵes, conectando vidas atravĆ©s da mĆŗsica. O violĆ£o Zalpa feito Ć  mĆ£o, criado pelo renomado luthier Anselmo Zalpa de Paracho, MĆ©xico, testemunhou uma extraordinĆ”ria passagem do tempo, tornando-se tanto um veĆ­culo musical quanto um sĆ­mbolo de experiĆŖncia humana compartilhada. Agora, nas mĆ£os de Byrne, este instrumento continua sua odisseia, tocando acordes que conectam as divisƵes culturais e espirituais de suas lendĆ”rias viagens.ā€

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  • Paper Planes: A Breakdown through the Lens of Jade Ann Byrne

    Paper Planes: A Breakdown through the Lens of Jade Ann Byrne

    Paper Planes: A Breakdown through the Lens of Jade Ann Byrne

    Oct 19, 2024

    by Jade Ann Byrne (Paladin Jade)

    Planes, Codes & Hustles: The Jade Ann Byrne Anthem

    A Deep Dive into ā€œPaper Planesā€ through the Lens of Jade Ann Byrne

    Introduction

    When M.I.A. dropped ā€œPaper Planes,ā€ it wasn’t just another hit song—it was a statement. With its unapologetic lyrics, the song captured the hustle, survival, and rebellion that define much of modern life. For some, this song is just a catchy tune, but for Jade Ann Byrne, it becomes a life anthem. Through her complex web of tech-savvy know-how, underground hustle, philanthropy, and creative spirit, ā€œPaper Planesā€ speaks directly to Jade’s core, especially when viewed through the lens of her confidante and mirror, Mara. Together, they navigate worlds that bridge survival and creativity, and this anthem is their shared language.

    Fly like paper, get high like planes

    Jade’s life is a series of ascensions, moving fluidly between vastly different worlds—tech, service, philanthropy, music, and beyond. Whether coding in the digital trenches, advocating for cannabis research, or curating soundtracks that span the spectrum of her experiences, Jade embodies the flexibility of paper. She’s light, adaptable, yet can carry immense weight. Like paper soaring in the wind, she floats from one project to another with ease, all while keeping her eyes on the horizon. And like the planes in this lyric, she’s always flying high, never without a sense of direction.

    If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name

    Jade’s life has been about navigating boundaries—whether they be literal, like state lines or international borders, or metaphorical, like crossing between different social, professional, and personal worlds. From high-end service industries to high-stakes tech work, Jade’s ā€œvisasā€ represent the various skills, certificates, and know-how she’s amassed along the way. Like M.I.A., Jade’s story is one of constant movement and transformation, where survival and evolution are dependent on knowing how to get through the gatekeepers of life with grace and a bit of defiance.

    Sometimes I think sittin’ on trains, Every stop I get to, I’m clocking that game

    Jade’s hustle never stops. Like M.I.A. reflecting on the stops along her journey, Jade has been both an observer and a player in every industry she touches. From the world of bartending and high-end restaurant service to coding and hacking, Jade is always ā€œclocking the game,ā€ learning at every stop. Whether it’s mastering the intricacies of a new technology or perfecting a latte order, Jade is in constant evolution, absorbing every moment and turning it into something new. She’s a true hustler, always thinking several steps ahead.

    Everyone’s a winner, we’re making our fame, Bona fide hustler making my name

    Jade’s life has been about building a legacy, crafting a brand, and etching her name in every project she touches. Like M.I.A., Jade is a ā€œbona fide hustlerā€ā€”but not just in the typical sense. She’s always creating, always promoting, always moving forward. She’s not just in it for herself; she elevates everyone around her, making them winners too. From her philanthropic work to her digital consulting and beyond, everyone in Jade’s orbit finds themselves uplifted and inspired by her relentless drive.

    Pirate skulls and bones, Sticks and stones and weed and bongs, Running when we hit ’em, Lethal poison for the system

    This lyric reflects Jade’s darker, rebellious side—her willingness to push boundaries, question systems, and challenge the status quo. Whether it’s advocating for cannabis research or standing up for worker rights, Jade isn’t afraid to disrupt the norm. She is, in a way, the lethal poison for the system—someone who isn’t content to follow the rules if those rules are meant to suppress. Her existence in so many industries, her blending of high culture and subculture, makes her a disruptor at heart.

    Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless

    In an age where privacy is a luxury, Jade has mastered the art of moving through the digital and physical world with precision. Like M.I.A., who navigates systems of control through a burner phone, Jade uses her tech knowledge to maintain autonomy. Whether securing a client’s data or ensuring her own privacy in a hyper-surveilled world, Jade knows how to navigate these digital landscapes with the expertise of a true cyber hustler. It’s this understanding of security, both physical and digital, that sets her apart in every space she occupies.

    We pack and deliver like UPS trucks

    If there’s one thing Jade Ann Byrne does well, it’s delivery—whether she’s curating soundtracks, serving high-end food, or coding a breakthrough solution. She packs and delivers with precision and professionalism, much like this lyric. From high-pressure environments like restaurants and eSports events to carefully structured tech projects, Jade is always delivering results. Behind the scenes, she’s two steps ahead, surprising everyone with her efficiency and ability to juggle multiple high-stakes projects at once.

    The Writers Behind the Magic

    The original songwriters of ā€œPaper Planesā€ā€”Topper Headon, Mick Jones, Joe Strummer, Thomas Wesley Pentz (Diplo), and M.I.A. herself (Mathangi Arulpragasam)—are all figures who’ve pushed boundaries, blending genres and breaking the mold in their respective fields. Each of these writers reflects a different part of Jade’s story:

    • Mick Jones and Joe Strummer (The Clash) represent the punk rock rebellion Jade embodies in her constant defiance of the status quo. Whether it’s hacking through code or questioning societal norms, Jade, like these punk legends, finds power in pushing boundaries.

    • Diplo is a master of blending cultures and sounds, much like Jade’s ability to blend her diverse experiences into something uniquely hers. Jade seamlessly integrates influences from all over her life—from the underground tech world to high-end service industries, from the Midwest to California.

    It’s poetic that the people behind this track are boundary-breakers, much like Jade. Their work, like hers, exists at the intersection of rebellion, creativity, and constant evolution.

    Planes, Codes & Hustles: A Jade Ann Byrne Anthem

    In light of everything above, we arrive at Jade Ann Byrne’s reimagined anthem, Planes, Codes & Hustles. In her version, the lyrics reflect not just a survivalist mentality, but a deep understanding of the systems she navigates—tech, life, and creativity. In her anthem, she’s rewriting the rules, breaking free from the chains that bind her, and carving out a new space where she reigns supreme. The hat she wears—once tricorn black, now greying with wisdom—serves as the crown of a Paladin hustler, someone who transcends expectations and constantly evolves.

    Lyrics of the Reimagined Anthem

    Here’s a glimpse of the anthem’s lyrics, which take the essence of Paper Planes and remix them with Jade’s unique spirit:

    Fly like code, break high-tech chains

    If you catch me at the server, I got fire in my veins

    If you come ā€˜round here, I build them all day

    I get one launched in a second, if you wait

    Sometimes I think, writing in the game

    Every launch I make, I’m clocking that fame

    Everyone’s a winner, but I’m chasing my name

    Paladin hustler, rewriting the flame

    Servers hum like bones

    Dust and drones, my tools and tones

    Runnin’ through the code

    Lethal mind for the system’s cold

    In Jade’s version, the world isn’t just about hustling for survival; it’s about mastery, evolution, and owning your place in a world you helped build. This song is more than just a remix—it’s an ode to the life of a true paladin, hacker, creator, and disruptor.

    For Mara, Jade’s closest confidante and mirror, ā€œPaper Planesā€ will always be more than a song. It’s a reflection of the many layers that make up Jade’s journey—from coder to hustler, from creator to disruptor. It’s an anthem of survival, yes, but also one of triumph, mastery, and evolution. Jade Ann Byrne isn’t just flying high—she’s soaring to new heights, breaking chains, and carving out her legacy one line of code, one song, and one bold move at a time.

    And just as Planes, Codes & Hustles reimagines ā€œPaper Planes,ā€ Jade reimagines life itself—constantly evolving, always pushing forward, and forever leaving her mark on everything she touches.

    This piece captures the spirit of both the original song and Jade’s reimagined world. It highlights how much of her life connects to the song’s rebellious, multifaceted themes while also giving the anthem its own unique twist that speaks directly to Jade’s journey

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    The 50 Ft. eGirl Takes on Halloween: A Classic American Satire by Jade Ann Byrne

    It’s finally here! This Halloween, we at Eat My Cake Records are thrilled to present the long-anticipated Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, a remake that honors and twists the iconic 1958 cult classic Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman. Staying true to the original’s succinct runtime of 66 minutes, this modern version—directed, starring, and reimagined by the one and only Jade Ann Byrne—promises to deliver an exhilarating, yet nostalgic, journey through retro sci-fi horror, layered with eGirl aesthetics and a touch of cosmic dread.

    In this classic American parody satire, Jade Ann Byrne pulls no punches in updating the kitschy ā€˜50s flick for modern times. What’s more fitting for 2024 than a remake that reflects our generation’s obsessions with space, social media influencers, and extravagant lifestyle choices?

    The Story So Far…

    It all starts when a red fireball, spotted across the globe, streaks through the night sky. According to spaceweather.com, the fireball’s trajectory takes it to the mysterious Diamond Valley, just east of the enigmatic Eden Desert in California. Unbeknownst to the world, a seemingly innocuous celestial event becomes the source of terror for Jade Ann Byrne, a wealthy but troubled woman. Grappling with emotional instability and a not-so-secret indulgence in highly concentrated retail cannabis, she drives through the desert night on Gilman Springs Road—until she encounters something unworldly.

    Cue the cosmic chaos: Jade is hurled into Mystic Lake by a glowing sphere of alien origin. As she emerges from the waters, she is confronted by a massive extraterrestrial creature. And like all great tales of heroines dismissed by their societies, Jade’s warning cries fall on deaf ears, tainted by the whispers of her previous stay at ā€œgrippy sock jailā€ and her high-end retail indulgences. But as you’ll soon see, the town’s disbelief becomes their biggest mistake.

    The Plot Thickens

    Enter Harry Archer, Jade’s husband, who, like any great villain, has his sights set on more than just her well-being. Harry, philandering with the town floozy Honey Parker, eagerly awaits Jade’s downfall so he can gain control of her $50 trillion eGirl PMC estate. Classic, right? But, when Jade makes a deal to search for the spacecraft, agreeing to voluntarily return to the ā€œgrippy sock jailā€ if they find nothing, things start to spiral out of Harry’s control.

    Spoiler: the spacecraft exists. Not only that, but it contains a giant humanoid alien. Naturally, Harry flees like a ā€œpillar of salt,ā€ leaving his wife to face the threat alone. But there’s no stopping Jade Ann Byrne now.

    After being found delirious on her pool house roof, Jade’s exposure to alien radiation triggers a jaw-dropping transformation. She begins growing—both physically and metaphorically. As she grows to immense proportions, we see how her world—already fraught with betrayal—becomes even more treacherous. Harry, encouraged by Honey, tries (and fails) to inject her with a lethal dose of sedatives.

    But this is 2024, not 1958. This eGirl isn’t going down without a fight.

    The Showdown of the Century

    In a thrilling climax, Jade—now clad in Dior bedsheets fashioned into a makeshift bikini—storms through the town, seeking revenge on those who wronged her. Ripping off the roof of the local bar, she confronts Harry and Honey. With one swift movement, she ends Honey’s life by dropping a ceiling beam on her.

    Harry’s desperate attempts to fight back fall flat as Jade towers over him, holding him in her grasp. As the town’s sheriff watches helplessly, Jade proves that she’s not the kind of woman who succumbs to bullets or chains.

    But in true Jade Ann Byrne fashion, Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl subverts the original’s tragic ending. While the classic heroine meets her demise, Jade emerges victorious—her resilience and newfound strength unshaken by the chaos around her. The film concludes with her walking off into the night, Harry lifeless in her hand, leaving us with the ultimate cliffhanger.

    A New Beginning

    Where does Jade Ann Byrne go from here? The cosmic queen is just getting started. Will she take on more than the small town? The cliffhanger leaves audiences with endless possibilities: could this 50 Ft. eGirl be headed for world domination, or something even more otherworldly?

    The Premiere

    Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl will premiere on October 31, 2024, via Eat My Cake Records, promising a Halloween night unlike any other. Prepare yourself for a satirical thrill ride, complete with cosmic fireballs, giant humanoid aliens, and Jade Ann Byrne’s signature mix of glam, grit, and cosmic justice.

    Stay tuned for the official release on streaming platforms and keep up with Jade Ann Byrne on social media by following the hashtag #50FteGirlRemake.

    Press Release: Halloween Thriller Remake – Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl by Jade Ann Byrne to Premiere via Eat My Cake Records

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    Los Angeles, CA – October 31, 2024 – This Halloween, Eat My Cake Records is proud to announce the release of the long-anticipated Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, a modern remake of the 1958 cult classic Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman. True to the original’s compact 66-minute runtime, Jade Ann Byrne’s cinematic reboot promises an exhilarating yet nostalgic ride through retro sci-fi horror, with a twist of cosmic dread and eGirl aesthetics.

    In the Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, a red fireball streaks across the night skies, sighted around the world. Spaceweather.com reports its projected landing near Diamond Valley, California, just east of the enigmatic Eden Desert. This seemingly harmless celestial event turns terrifying for Jade Ann Byrne, a wealthy yet troubled woman struggling with emotional instability and her immoderate love for highly concentrated retail cannabis. While driving along Gilman Springs Road in the dark of night, she encounters the glowing sphere of alien origin, sending her careening into Mystic Lake. Emerging from the eerie waters, Jade comes face to face with a massive extraterrestrial creature. But when she escapes back to town, her warnings go unheeded, her reputation tainted by whispers of a recent stay at ā€œgrippy sock jailā€ and her retail indulgences.

    The Plot Thickens:

    Jade’s husband, Harry Archer, a shameless philanderer with his sights set on her $50 trillion eGirl PMC estate, dismisses her claims in a bid to have her committed to a mental institution. His mistress, the town floozy Honey Parker, fans the flames of doubt, eagerly awaiting Jade’s collapse. However, Jade strikes a deal with Harry to search for the alien craft, agreeing to return to the ā€œgrippy sock jailā€ voluntarily if nothing is found. But their trek into the desert yields terrifying results – they stumble upon the spacecraft and its giant humanoid inhabitant.

    As Harry flees like a ā€œpillar of salt,ā€ abandoning his wife to her fate, Jade is later discovered in a delirious state on her pool house roof. Dr. Horse Girl Doctor, the family’s trusted equine specialist, sedates her with ketamine. But the damage is done – Jade’s exposure to the alien’s radiation has triggered an irreversible transformation. Growing to immense proportions, she finds herself the subject of curiosity, fear, and ultimately betrayal.

    As doctors struggle to contain her, Harry, egged on by Honey, attempts to inject her with a lethal dose of sedatives. But by the time he makes his move, it’s too late – Jade’s towering form emerges, her strength unstoppable. Clad in Dior bedsheets fashioned into a makeshift bikini, she storms into town, hellbent on revenge.

    The Showdown:

    In a dramatic showdown, Jade rips the roof off a local bar, where she finds Harry and Honey hiding. With one swift movement, she drops a beam on Honey, ending her rival’s life. Harry, in a panic, fires useless bullets at his giant wife. The town sheriff and locals look on in horror as Jade picks Harry up, holding him in her grasp as the chaos unfolds. But unlike the original, where the tragic heroine meets her untimely demise, this eGirl doesn’t go down so easily.

    In Jade’s modern twist on the classic tale, Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl subverts expectations. As the town’s power transformer blows, the surge shocks everyone, but Jade emerges victorious, her resilience stronger than ever. In the final scene, with Harry lifeless in her hand, she walks off into the night, leaving the town to reckon with the aftermath of her wrath.

    A New Beginning:

    The film ends on a cliffhanger, teasing the audience with Jade’s future: a cosmic queen on a mission, embracing her newfound strength, vengeance far from complete. Who will be next to feel the wrath of the 50 Ft. eGirl?

    Stay tuned for the release on Eat My Cake Records and streaming platforms this Halloween!

    For more information on the premiere, soundtrack, or behind-the-scenes insights from Jade Ann Byrne herself, visit Eat My Cake Records and follow the hashtag #50FteGirlRemake on social media.

    About Eat My Cake Records:

    Eat My Cake Records is an independent record label and media collective owned by Jade Ann Byrne, known for its unique blend of Space Country Trap, cinematic releases, and innovative content. Based in Los Angeles, Eat My Cake Records brings the surreal, the spectacular, and the subversive to audiences worldwide.

    Eat My Cake Records

    Eat My Cake Records is an independent record label and media collective owned by Jade Ann Byrne. Known for its eclectic blend of Space Country Trap and innovative cinematic releases, Eat My Cake Records brings surreal, spectacular, and subversive content to audiences worldwide.

    Whether you’re a fan of the original or simply excited for this unique blend of sci-fi horror and modern satire, one thing is for sure: Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl is a Halloween treat you won’t want to miss.

    Jade Ann Byrne takes center stage in Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, a Halloween thriller that combines retro sci-fi horror with modern eGirl aesthetics. Think cosmic fireballs, extraterrestrial danger, and a towering heroine bent on revenge. It’s a ride you don’t want to miss—complete with a cliffhanger that’ll leave you questioning who or what is next to face her wrath.

    1. Spanish: Jade Ann Byrne toma el protagonismo en Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, un thriller de Halloween que combina el terror retro de ciencia ficción con la estética moderna de las eGirl. Piensa en bolas de fuego cósmicas, peligro extraterrestre y una heroína imponente decidida a vengarse. Es un viaje que no querrÔs perderte, con un final que te dejarÔ preguntÔndote quién o qué serÔ el siguiente en enfrentar su ira.

    2. French: Jade Ann Byrne occupe le devant de la scĆØne dans Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, un thriller d’Halloween qui mĆ©lange horreur rĆ©tro de science-fiction et esthĆ©tique eGirl moderne. Pensez Ć  des boules de feu cosmiques, des dangers extraterrestres et une hĆ©roĆÆne gigantesque en quĆŖte de vengeance. C’est un film Ć  ne pas manquer, avec une fin ouverte qui vous laissera vous demander qui ou quoi affrontera sa colĆØre.

    3. German: Jade Ann Byrne steht im Mittelpunkt von Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, einem Halloween-Thriller, der retro Sci-Fi-Horror mit moderner eGirl-Ƅsthetik kombiniert. Denk an kosmische FeuerbƤlle, außerirdische Gefahren und eine riesige Heldin auf Rachekurs. Es ist eine Fahrt, die du nicht verpassen solltest – komplett mit einem Cliffhanger, der dich fragen lƤsst, wer oder was als NƤchstes ihrem Zorn begegnen wird.

    4. Italian: Jade Ann Byrne ĆØ al centro della scena in Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, un thriller di Halloween che combina l’orrore retro di fantascienza con l’estetica moderna delle eGirl. Pensa a sfere di fuoco cosmiche, pericoli extraterrestri e una protagonista gigantesca in cerca di vendetta. ƈ un viaggio da non perdere, con un finale che ti lascerĆ  chiedere chi o cosa sarĆ  il prossimo a fronteggiare la sua ira.

    5. Portuguese: Jade Ann Byrne assume o centro do palco em Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, um thriller de Halloween que combina terror de ficção cientĆ­fica retrĆ“ com estĆ©tica moderna de eGirl. Pense em bolas de fogo cósmicas, perigo extraterrestre e uma heroĆ­na gigante determinada a se vingar. Ɖ uma jornada que vocĆŖ nĆ£o vai querer perder, com um desfecho que te deixarĆ” questionando quem ou o que enfrentarĆ” sua ira em seguida.

    6. Dutch: Jade Ann Byrne speelt de hoofdrol in Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, een Halloween-thriller die retro sci-fi horror combineert met moderne eGirl-esthetiek. Denk aan kosmische vuurballen, buitenaards gevaar en een torenhoge heldin uit op wraak. Het is een rit die je niet wilt missen—met een cliffhanger die je doet afvragen wie of wat haar woede als volgende zal trotseren.

    7. Russian: ДжейГ Энн Бирн занимает Ń†ŠµŠ½Ń‚Ń€Š°Š»ŃŒŠ½Š¾Šµ место в Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, Ń…ŃŠ»Š»Š¾ŃƒŠøŠ½ŃŠŗŠ¾Š¼ триллере, который сочетает ретро-Ń„Š°Š½Ń‚Š°ŃŃ‚ŠøŠŗŃƒ Šø хоррор с современной ŃŃŃ‚ŠµŃ‚ŠøŠŗŠ¾Š¹ eGirl. ŠŸŃ€ŠµŠ“ŃŃ‚Š°Š²ŃŒŃ‚Šµ себе космические огненные ŃˆŠ°Ń€Ń‹, внеземные ŃƒŠ³Ń€Š¾Š·Ń‹ Šø Š³ŠµŃ€Š¾ŠøŠ½ŃŽ-Š³ŠøŠ³Š°Š½Ń‚ŠŗŃƒ, Š¶Š°Š¶Š“ŃƒŃ‰ŃƒŃŽ мести. Это зрелище, которое Š½ŠµŠ»ŃŒŠ·Ń ŠæŃ€Š¾ŠæŃƒŃŃ‚ŠøŃ‚ŃŒ, с Ń€Š°Š·Š²ŃŠ·ŠŗŠ¾Š¹, ŠŗŠ¾Ń‚Š¾Ń€Š°Ń заставит вас Š³Š°Š“Š°Ń‚ŃŒ, кто или что станет ŃŠ»ŠµŠ“ŃƒŃŽŃ‰ŠøŠ¼ в её списке.

    8. Chinese (Simplified): Jade Ann Byrne åœØć€Š50 英尺 eGirl ēš„ę”»å‡»ć€‹äø­å ę®äø­åæƒčˆžå°ļ¼Œčæ™ę˜Æäø€éƒØäø‡åœ£čŠ‚ęƒŠę‚šē‰‡ļ¼Œå°†å¤å¤ē§‘å¹»ęę€–äøŽēŽ°ä»£ eGirl ē¾Žå­¦ē›øē»“åˆć€‚ęƒ³č±”äø€äø‹å®‡å®™ē«ēƒć€å¤–ę˜Ÿå±é™©å’Œäø€äøŖå¤ä»‡ēš„é«˜å¤§å„³č‹±é›„ć€‚čæ™ę˜Æäø€åœŗä½ äøęƒ³é”™čæ‡ēš„ę—…ēØ‹ā€”ā€”čæ˜ęœ‰äø€äøŖę‚¬åæµļ¼Œē•™ē»™ä½ åŽ»ēŒœęµ‹č°ęˆ–ä»€ä¹ˆå°†é¢åÆ¹å„¹ēš„ę„¤ę€’ć€‚

    9. Japanese: ć‚øć‚§ć‚¤ćƒ‰ćƒ»ć‚¢ćƒ³ćƒ»ćƒćƒ¼ćƒ³ćÆć€ćƒ¬ćƒˆćƒ­ćŖSFćƒ›ćƒ©ćƒ¼ćØē¾ä»£ć®eGirlē¾Žå­¦ć‚’čžåˆć•ć›ćŸćƒćƒ­ć‚¦ć‚£ćƒ¼ćƒ³ćƒ»ć‚¹ćƒŖćƒ©ćƒ¼ć€ŽAttack of the 50 Ft. eGirlć€ć§äø»å½¹ć‚’å‹™ć‚ć¾ć™ć€‚å®‡å®™ć®ē«ć®ēŽ‰ć€åœ°ēƒå¤–ć®å±é™ŗć€ćć—ć¦å¾©č®ć«ē‡ƒćˆć‚‹å·Øå¤§ćŖćƒ’ćƒ­ć‚¤ćƒ³ć‚’ęƒ³åƒć—ć¦ćć ć•ć„ć€‚ęœ€å¾Œć«ćÆć€å½¼å„³ć®ę€’ć‚Šć«ē«‹ć”å‘ć‹ć†ć®ćÆčŖ°ćŖć®ć‹ć€ä½•ćŖć®ć‹ē–‘å•ć‚’ęŠ±ć‹ć›ć‚‹ć‚ÆćƒŖćƒ•ćƒćƒ³ć‚¬ćƒ¼ä»˜ćć®åæ…č¦‹ć®ę˜ ē”»ć§ć™ć€‚

    10. Korean: ģ œģ“ė“œ 앤 ė²ˆģ“ ģ£¼ģ—°ģ„ ė§”ģ€ Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirlģ€ 레트딜 SF ź³µķ¬ģ™€ ķ˜„ėŒ€ģ ģø eGirl ėÆøķ•™ģ„ ź²°ķ•©ķ•œ ķ• ė”œģœˆ ģŠ¤ė¦“ėŸ¬ģž…ė‹ˆė‹¤. 우주 ė¶ˆė©ģ“, ģ™øź³„ģ˜ ģœ„ķ˜‘, 복수넼 źæˆź¾øėŠ” ź±°ėŒ€ķ•œ ģ—¬ģ£¼ģøź³µģ„ ģƒģƒķ•“ ė³“ģ„øģš”. ź²°ė§ģ€ ė‹¹ģ‹ ģ„ źø“ģž„ķ•˜ź²Œ ė§Œė“¤ė©°, ź·øė…€ģ˜ 분노에 ė§žģ„¤ ė‹¤ģŒ ķ¬ģƒģžź°€ ėˆ„źµ¬ģ¼ģ§€ ź¶źøˆķ•˜ź²Œ ė§Œė“¤ ź²ƒģž…ė‹ˆė‹¤.

    11. Arabic: تتألق Jade Ann Byrne في Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl، ŁŁŠŁ„Ł… Ų„Ų«Ų§Ų±Ų© Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŁŠŁ†ŁŠ ŁŠŁ…Ų²Ų¬ ŲØŁŠŁ† Ų±Ų¹ŲØ Ų§Ł„Ų®ŁŠŲ§Ł„ Ų§Ł„Ų¹Ł„Ł…ŁŠ Ų§Ł„Ł‚ŲÆŁŠŁ… ŁˆŲ¬Ł…Ų§Ł„ŁŠŲ§ŲŖ الفتاة Ų§Ł„Ų„Ł„ŁƒŲŖŲ±ŁˆŁ†ŁŠŲ© Ų§Ł„Ų­ŲÆŁŠŲ«Ų©. ŲŖŲ®ŁŠŁ„ كرات Ł†Ų§Ų±ŁŠŲ© ŁƒŁˆŁ†ŁŠŲ©ŲŒ Ų®Ų·Ų± Ų®Ų§Ų±Ų¬ كوكب Ų§Ł„Ų£Ų±Ų¶ŲŒ ŁˆŲØŲ·Ł„Ų© ؓاهقة تسعى للانتقام. ؄نها رحلة لا يجب أن ŲŖŁŁˆŲŖŁ‡Ų§ŲŒ Ł…Ų¹ Ł†Ł‡Ų§ŁŠŲ© غير Ł…ŲŖŁˆŁ‚Ų¹Ų© ŲŖŲ¬Ų¹Ł„Łƒ تتساؔل من أو Ł…Ų§Ų°Ų§ Ų³ŁŠŁƒŁˆŁ† Ų§Ł„ŲŖŲ§Ł„ŁŠ Ł„Ł…ŁˆŲ§Ų¬Ł‡Ų© غضبها.

    12. Hebrew: ג’ייד אן ×‘×™×™×Ø×Ÿ תופהת את ×ž×Ø×›×– הבמה ב-Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, ×ž×•×Ŗ×—×Ÿ ליל כל הקדושים שמשלב ××™×ž×Ŗ מדע בדיוני ×Ø×˜×Ø×• עם ××”×Ŗ×˜×™×§×Ŗ eGirl ×ž×•×“×Ø× ×™×Ŗ. תחשבו על כדורי אש קוהמיים, ×”×›× ×” חוצנית וגיבורה ×¢× ×§×™×Ŗ שצמאה לנקמה. זו חוויה שאהור לפהפה, עם היום ×©×™×’×Ø×•× לכם ×œ×Ŗ×”×•×Ŗ מי או מה יעמוד בפני זעמה הבא.

    13. Greek: Ī— Jade Ann Byrne Ļ€ĻĻ‰Ļ„Ī±Ī³Ļ‰Ī½Ī¹ĻƒĻ„ĪµĪÆ ĻƒĻ„Īæ Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, ένα θρίλερ για το Halloween που ĻƒĻ…Ī½Ī“Ļ…Ī¬Ī¶ĪµĪ¹ ĻĪµĻ„ĻĻŒ ĪµĻ€Ī¹ĻƒĻ„Ī·Ī¼ĪæĪ½Ī¹ĪŗĪ® Ļ†Ī±Ī½Ļ„Ī±ĻƒĪÆĪ± με τη ĻƒĻĪ³Ļ‡ĻĪæĪ½Ī· Ī±Ī¹ĻƒĪøĪ·Ļ„Ī¹ĪŗĪ® των eGirls. Σκεφτείτε ĪŗĪæĻƒĪ¼Ī¹ĪŗĪ­Ļ‚ πυρκαγιές, εξωγήινους ĪŗĪ¹Ī½Ī“ĻĪ½ĪæĻ…Ļ‚ και μια ηρωίΓα Ļ„ĪµĻĪ¬ĻƒĻ„Ī¹Ļ‰Ī½ Ī“Ī¹Ī±ĻƒĻ„Ī¬ĻƒĪµĻ‰Ī½ Ī±Ļ€ĪæĻ†Ī±ĻƒĪ¹ĻƒĪ¼Ī­Ī½Ī· για εκΓίκηση. Είναι ένα ταξίΓι που Γεν θέλετε να Ļ‡Ī¬ĻƒĪµĻ„Īµ, με μια τελική σκηνή που θα ĻƒĪ±Ļ‚ Ī±Ļ†Ī®ĻƒĪµĪ¹ να Ī±Ī½Ī±ĻĻ‰Ļ„Ī¹Ī­ĻƒĻ„Īµ ποιος Ī® τι θα Ī±Ī½Ļ„Ī¹Ī¼ĪµĻ„Ļ‰Ļ€ĪÆĻƒĪµĪ¹ την οργή της ĻƒĻ„Ī· ĻƒĻ…Ī½Ī­Ļ‡ĪµĪ¹Ī±.

    14. Turkish: Jade Ann Byrne, Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl adlı Halloween gerilim filminde başrolde. Bu film, retro bilimkurgu korkusunu modern eGirl estetiğiyle birleştiriyor. Kozmik ateş topları, dünya dışı tehlikeler ve intikam peşinde koşan devasa bir kahramanı düşünün. KaƧırmak istemeyeceğiniz bir macera—ve sonu, onun gazabıyla kimin veya neyin yüzleşeceğini merak etmenize neden olacak.

    15. Hindi: Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl ą¤®ą„‡ą¤‚ Jade Ann Byrne ą¤®ą„ą¤–ą„ą¤Æ ą¤­ą„‚ą¤®ą¤æą¤•ą¤¾ ą¤®ą„‡ą¤‚ ą¤¹ą„ˆą¤‚, ą¤œą„‹ ą¤ą¤• ą¤¹ą„ˆą¤²ą„‹ą¤µą„€ą¤Ø ą¤„ą„ą¤°ą¤æą¤²ą¤° ą¤¹ą„ˆ, ą¤œą„‹ ą¤°ą„‡ą¤Ÿą„ą¤°ą„‹ साइ-फाई ą¤¹ą„‰ą¤°ą¤° ą¤•ą„‹ ą¤†ą¤§ą„ą¤Øą¤æą¤• eGirl ą¤øą„Œą¤‚ą¤¦ą¤°ą„ą¤Æą¤¶ą¤¾ą¤øą„ą¤¤ą„ą¤° ą¤•ą„‡ साऄ मिलाता ą¤¹ą„ˆą„¤ ą¤øą„‹ą¤šą¤æą¤, ą¤¬ą„ą¤°ą¤¹ą„ą¤®ą¤¾ą¤‚ą¤”ą„€ą¤Æ आग ą¤•ą„‡ ą¤—ą„‹ą¤²ą„‡, ą¤ą¤²ą¤æą¤Æą¤Ø ą¤–ą¤¤ą¤°ą„‡ और ą¤ą¤• विशाल नायिका ą¤œą„‹ बदला ą¤²ą„‡ą¤Øą„‡ पर आमादा ą¤¹ą„ˆą„¤ यह ą¤ą¤• ą¤ą¤øą„€ ą¤Æą¤¾ą¤¤ą„ą¤°ą¤¾ ą¤¹ą„ˆ ą¤œą¤æą¤øą„‡ आप मिस ą¤Øą¤¹ą„€ą¤‚ करना ą¤šą¤¾ą¤¹ą„‡ą¤‚ą¤—ą„‡ā€”ą¤Ŗą„‚ą¤°ą„€ तरह ą¤øą„‡ ą¤ą¤• ą¤•ą„ą¤²ą¤æą¤«ą¤¹ą„ˆą¤‚ą¤—ą¤° ą¤•ą„‡ साऄ ą¤œą„‹ ą¤†ą¤Ŗą¤•ą„‹ यह ą¤øą„‹ą¤šą¤Øą„‡ पर ą¤®ą¤œą¤¬ą„‚ą¤° कर ą¤¦ą„‡ą¤—ą¤¾ कि ą¤•ą„Œą¤Ø या ą¤•ą„ą¤Æą¤¾ ą¤‰ą¤øą¤•ą„€ ą¤•ą„ą¤°ą„‹ą¤§ का सामना ą¤•ą¤°ą„‡ą¤—ą¤¾ą„¤

    16. Bengali: Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl ą¦ Jade Ann Byrne ą¦•ą§‡ą¦Øą§ą¦¦ą§ą¦°ą§€ą¦Æą¦¼ ą¦šą¦°ą¦æą¦¤ą§ą¦°ą§‡ আছেন, ą¦ą¦Ÿą¦æ ą¦ą¦•ą¦Ÿą¦æ ą¦¹ą§ą¦Æą¦¾ą¦²ą§‹ą¦‰ą¦‡ą¦Ø ą¦„ą§ą¦°ą¦æą¦²ą¦¾ą¦° যা ą¦°ą§‡ą¦Ÿą§ą¦°ą§‹ সাই-ফাই হররকে আধুনিক eGirl ą¦Øą¦¾ą¦Øą§ą¦¦ą¦Øą¦æą¦•ą¦¤ą¦¾ą¦° সা঄ে ą¦ą¦•ą¦¤ą§ą¦°ą¦æą¦¤ ą¦•ą¦°ą§‡ą„¤ ভাবুন, ą¦®ą¦¹ą¦¾ą¦œą¦¾ą¦—ą¦¤ą¦æą¦• আগুনের গোলা, ą¦ą¦²ą¦æą¦Æą¦¼ą§‡ą¦Ø বিপদ ą¦ą¦¬ą¦‚ ą¦Ŗą§ą¦°ą¦¤ą¦æą¦¶ą§‹ą¦§ নেওয়ার ą¦œą¦Øą§ą¦Æ ą¦¦ą§ƒą¦¢ą¦¼ą¦Ŗą§ą¦°ą¦¤ą¦æą¦œą§ą¦ž ą¦ą¦• বিশাল ą¦Øą¦¾ą¦Æą¦¼ą¦æą¦•ą¦¾ą„¤ ą¦ą¦Ÿą¦æ ą¦ą¦®ą¦Ø ą¦ą¦•ą¦Ÿą¦æ ą¦Æą¦¾ą¦¤ą§ą¦°ą¦¾ যা আপনি মিস করতে ą¦šą¦¾ą¦‡ą¦¬ą§‡ą¦Ø ą¦Øą¦¾ā€”ą¦øą¦®ą§ą¦Ŗą§‚ą¦°ą§ą¦£ą¦­ą¦¾ą¦¬ą§‡ ą¦ą¦•ą¦Ÿą¦æ ą¦•ą§ą¦²ą¦æą¦«ą¦¹ą§ą¦Æą¦¾ą¦™ą§ą¦—ą¦¾ą¦° সহ যা আপনাকে ą¦Ŗą§ą¦°ą¦¶ą§ą¦Ø করবে কে বা কী তার ą¦•ą§ą¦°ą§‹ą¦§ą§‡ą¦° মুখোমুখি ą¦¹ą¦¬ą§‡ą„¤

    17. Urdu: Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Jade Ann Byrne Ł…Ų±Ś©Ų²ŪŒ کردار Ł…ŪŒŚŗ ہیں، جو ایک ŪŲ§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ† تھرلر ہے جو ریٹرو Ų³Ų§Ų¦Ł†Ų³ŪŒ فکؓن ہارر کو جدید eGirl Ų¬Ł…Ų§Ł„ŪŒŲ§ŲŖ کے ساتھ ملاتا ہے۔ Ś©Ų§Ų¦Ł†Ų§ŲŖŪŒ آگ کے ŚÆŁˆŁ„ŁˆŚŗŲŒ غیر Ų²Ł…ŪŒŁ†ŪŒ Ų®Ų·Ų±Ū’ اور ایک بہت ŲØŚ‘ŪŒ ŪŪŒŲ±ŁˆŲ¦Ł† کے ŲØŲ§Ų±Ū’ Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Ų³ŁˆŚ†ŪŒŚŗ جو بدلہ Ł„ŪŒŁ†Ū’ کے Ł„ŪŒŪ’ پرعزم ہے۔ یہ ایک ایسی سواری ہے Ų¬Ų³Ū’ آپ Ś†Ś¾ŁˆŚ‘Ł†Ų§ Ł†ŪŪŒŚŗ Ś†Ų§ŪŪŒŚŗ ŚÆŪ’ā€”Ų§ŪŒŚ© Ś©Ł„Ų§Ų¦Ł…ŪŒŚ©Ų³ کے ساتھ جو آپ کو Ų³ŁˆŚ†Ł†Ū’ پر Ł…Ų¬ŲØŁˆŲ± کر ŲÆŪ’ ŚÆŲ§ کہ اگلا Ś©ŁˆŁ† یا کیا Ų§Ų³ کے ŲŗŲµŪ’ کا سامنا کرے ŚÆŲ§Ū”

    18. Tamil: Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl ą®Ŗą®Ÿą®¤ąÆą®¤ą®æą®²ąÆ Jade Ann Byrne ą®®ąÆą®•ąÆą®•ą®æą®Æ ą®•ą®¤ą®¾ą®Ŗą®¾ą®¤ąÆą®¤ą®æą®°ą®¤ąÆą®¤ą®æą®²ąÆ ą®Øą®Ÿą®æą®•ąÆą®•ą®æą®±ą®¾ą®°ąÆ, இது ą®°ąÆ†ą®ŸąÆą®°ąÆ‹ சை-பை ą®Ŗą®Æą®¤ąÆą®¤ąÆˆ நவீன eGirl ą®…ą®“ą®•ą®æą®Æą®²ąÆ ą®‰ą®Ÿą®©ąÆ ą®šąÆ‡ą®°ąÆą®•ąÆą®•ą®æą®±ą®¤ąÆ. ą®µą®¾ą®©ą®æą®Æą®²ąÆ ą®¤ąÆ€ą®ŖąÆą®Ŗą®ØąÆą®¤ą®™ąÆą®•ą®³ąÆ, ą®µąÆ†ą®³ą®æą®µą®¾ą®“ąÆ ą®†ą®Ŗą®¤ąÆą®¤ąÆą®•ą®³ąÆ ą®®ą®±ąÆą®±ąÆą®®ąÆ ą®Ŗą®“ą®æą®µą®¾ą®™ąÆą®• ą®®ąÆą®©ąÆˆą®ØąÆą®¤ ą®ŖąÆ†ą®°ąÆą®®ąÆ நாயகி ą®Ŗą®±ąÆą®±ą®æ ą®Øą®æą®©ąÆˆą®¤ąÆą®¤ąÆą®ŖąÆ ą®Ŗą®¾ą®°ąÆą®™ąÆą®•ą®³ąÆ. இது ą®ØąÆ€ą®™ąÆą®•ą®³ąÆ தவறவிட ą®µą®æą®°ąÆą®®ąÆą®Ŗą®¾ą®¤ ą®Ŗą®Æą®£ą®®ąÆā€”ą®…ą®¤ą®±ąÆą®•ąÆą®ŖąÆ பிறகு ą®Æą®¾ą®°ąÆ ą®…ą®²ąÆą®²ą®¤ąÆ ą®Žą®¤ąÆ ą®…ą®µą®³ąÆ ą®•ąÆ‹ą®Ŗą®¤ąÆą®¤ąÆˆą®•ąÆ ą®•ą®£ąÆą®ŸąÆ ą®•ą®Ÿą®ØąÆą®¤ąÆ ą®µą®æą®ŸąÆą®®ąÆ ą®Žą®©ąÆą®Ŗą®¤ąÆˆą®•ąÆ ą®•ąÆ‡ą®³ąÆą®µą®æ ą®•ąÆ‡ą®ŸąÆą®•ą®šąÆ ą®šąÆ†ą®ÆąÆą®ÆąÆą®®ąÆ ą®šą®æą®•ą®ŖąÆą®ŖąÆ ą®…ą®“ąÆˆą®ŖąÆą®ŖąÆą®Ÿą®©ąÆ ą®®ąÆą®Ÿą®æą®•ą®æą®±ą®¤ąÆ.

    19. Malayalam: Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl ą“Žą“Øąµą“Ø ą“šą“æą“¤ąµą“°ą“¤ąµą“¤ą“æąµ½ Jade Ann Byrne ą“®ąµą“–ąµą“Æ ą“•ą“„ą“¾ą“Ŗą“¾ą“¤ąµą“°ą“®ą“¾ą“Æą“æ ą“°ą“‚ą“—ą“¤ąµą“¤ąµ ą“Žą“¤ąµą“¤ąµą“Øąµą“Øąµ. ą“Ŗąµ—ą“°ą“¾ą“£ą“æą“• ą“øą“Æąµ»ą“ø fiction ą“­ąµ€ą“¤ą“æ ą“Øąµ‚ą“¤ą“Ø eGirl ą“øąµŒą“Øąµą“¦ą“°ąµą“Æ ą“¶ą“¾ą“øąµą“¤ąµą“°ą“µąµą“®ą“¾ą“Æą“æ ą“øą“‚ą“Æąµ‹ą“œą“æą“Ŗąµą“Ŗą“æą“•ąµą“•ąµą“Øąµą“Ø ą“¹ą“¾ą“²ąµ‹ą“µą“æąµ» ą“¤ąµą“°ą“æą“²ąµą“²ąµ¼ ą“šą“æą“¤ąµą“°ą“®ą“¾ą“£ąµ ą“‡ą“¤ąµ. ą“—ąµą“°ą“¹ą“¾ą“¤ąµ€ą“¤ ą“­ąµ€ą“·ą“£ą“æ ą“Øą“æą“±ą“žąµą“ž ą“­ąµ€ą“®ąµ» ą“Øą“¾ą“Æą“æą“•ą“Æąµą“Ÿąµ† ą“Ŗąµą“°ą“¤ą“æą“•ą“¾ą“°ą“‚ ą“†ą“—ąµą“°ą“¹ą“æą“•ąµą“•ąµą“Øąµą“Ø ą“•ą“„ą“¾ą“Ŗą“¾ą“¤ąµą“°ą“®ą“¾ą“Æą“æą“°ą“æą“•ąµą“•ąµą“‚. ą“‡ą“¤ąµ ą“Øą“·ąµą“Ÿą“Ŗąµą“Ŗąµ†ą“Ÿąµą“¤ąµą“¤ą“¾ąµ» ą“Ŗą“¾ą“Ÿą“æą“²ąµą“², ą“’ą“°ąµ ą“°ą“¹ą“øąµą“Æą“®ą“¾ą“Æ ą“•ą“²ą“µą“±ą“Æąµą“®ąµą“£ąµą“Ÿą“¾ą“•ąµą“‚ - ą“…ą“µąµ¼ ą“…ą“µą“³ąµą“Ÿąµ† ą“•ąµą“°ąµ‹ą“§ą“¤ąµą“¤ą“æą“Øąµ ą“…ą“£ą“æą“Æą“±ą“Æą“æąµ½ ą“†ą“°ą“¾ą“Æą“æą“°ą“æą“•ąµą“•ąµą“‚ ą“Žą“Øąµą“Ø ą“šąµ‹ą“¦ąµą“Æą“¤ąµą“¤ą“æą“Øąµą“³ąµą“³ ą“‰ą“¤ąµą“¤ą“°ą“µąµą“®ą“¾ą“Æą“æ.

    20. Vietnamese: Jade Ann Byrne đứng ở vị trĆ­ trung tĆ¢m trong Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, mį»™t bį»™ phim kinh dị Halloween kįŗæt hợp kinh dị khoa hį»c viį»…n tưởng cổ điển vį»›i thįŗ©m mỹ eGirl hiện đẔi. HĆ£y nghÄ© đến những quįŗ£ cįŗ§u lį»­a vÅ© trỄ, mối nguy hiểm ngoĆ i hĆ nh tinh vĆ  mį»™t nữ anh hùng khổng lồ quyįŗæt tĆ¢m trįŗ£ thù. Đây lĆ  mį»™t hĆ nh trƬnh khĆ“ng thể bį» lỔ—vį»›i đoįŗ”n kįŗæt bįŗ„t ngį» khiįŗæn bįŗ”n phįŗ£i tį»± hį»i ai hoįŗ·c điều gƬ sįŗ½ đối mįŗ·t vį»›i cĘ”n thịnh nį»™ cį»§a cĆ“ įŗ„y tiįŗæp theo.

    21. Thai: Jade Ann Byrne ąø£ąø±ąøšąøšąø—ąø™ąø³ą¹ƒąø™ Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl ąø ąø²ąøžąø¢ąø™ąø•ąø£ą¹ŒąøŖąø¢ąø­ąø‡ąø‚ąø§ąø±ąøą¹ąø™ąø§ąø®ąø²ą¹‚ąø„ąø§ąøµąø™ąø—ąøµą¹ˆąøœąøŖąø”ąøœąøŖąø²ąø™ąø„ąø§ąø²ąø”ąøŖąø¢ąø­ąø‡ąø‚ąø§ąø±ąøą¹„ąø‹ą¹„ąøŸąø¢ą¹‰ąø­ąø™ąø¢ąøøąø„ąøąø±ąøšąø„ąø§ąø²ąø”ąø‡ąø²ąø”ą¹ąøšąøš eGirl สดัยใหด่ ąø„ąø“ąø”ąø–ąø¶ąø‡ąø„ąø¹ąøą¹„ąøŸąøˆąø±ąøąø£ąø§ąø²ąø„ อันตรายนอกโคก ą¹ąø„ąø°ąø™ąø²ąø‡ą¹€ąø­ąøąø•ąø±ąø§ąøŖąø¹ąø‡ąø—ąøµą¹ˆąø”ąøøą¹ˆąø‡ąø”ąø±ą¹ˆąø™ą¹ąøą¹‰ą¹ąø„ą¹‰ąø™ ą¹€ąø›ą¹‡ąø™ą¹€ąø£ąø·ą¹ˆąø­ąø‡ąø£ąø²ąø§ąø—ąøµą¹ˆąø„ąøøąø“ą¹„ąø”ą¹ˆąø­ąø¢ąø²ąøąøžąø„ąø²ąø”ā€”ąøžąø£ą¹‰ąø­ąø”ąøšąø—ąøŖąø£ąøøąø›ąø—ąøµą¹ˆąøˆąø°ąø—ąø³ą¹ƒąø«ą¹‰ąø„ąøøąø“ąøŖąø‡ąøŖąø±ąø¢ąø§ą¹ˆąø²ą¹ƒąø„ąø£ąø«ąø£ąø·ąø­ąø­ąø°ą¹„ąø£ąøˆąø°ąø•ą¹‰ąø­ąø‡ą¹€ąøœąøŠąø“ąøąøąø±ąøšąø„ąø§ąø²ąø”ą¹‚ąøąø£ąø˜ąø‚ąø­ąø‡ą¹€ąø˜ąø­ą¹€ąø›ą¹‡ąø™ąø„ąø™ąø•ą¹ˆąø­ą¹„ąø›

    pusat perhatian dalam Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, sebuah film thriller Halloween yang menggabungkan horor sci-fi retro dengan estetika eGirl modern. Bayangkan bola api kosmik, bahaya luar angkasa, dan seorang pahlawan wanita raksasa yang bertekad untuk membalas dendam. Ini adalah perjalanan yang tidak boleh kamu lewatkan—dilengkapi dengan akhir cerita yang menggantung, yang akan membuatmu bertanya-tanya siapa atau apa yang akan menghadapi amarahnya berikutnya.

    23. Tagalog: Si Jade Ann Byrne ang bida sa Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, isang Halloween thriller na pinagsasama ang retro sci-fi horror at modernong eGirl aesthetics. Isipin ang mga cosmic fireballs, dayuhang panganib, at isang napakalaking bayani na nakatuon sa paghihiganti. Isang pelikulang hindi mo dapat palampasin—may twist sa dulo na magpapaisip sa’yo kung sino o ano ang haharap sa kanyang galit.

    24. Swedish: Jade Ann Byrne stĆ„r i centrum i Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, en Halloween-thriller som kombinerar retro-sci-fi-skrƤck med modern eGirl-estetik. TƤnk kosmiska eldbollar, utomjordiska faror och en enorm hjƤltinna fast besluten att hƤmnas. Det Ƥr en upplevelse du inte vill missa—med en cliffhanger som fĆ„r dig att undra vem eller vad som hƤrnƤst kommer att mƶta hennes vrede.

    25. Danish: Jade Ann Byrne indtager hovedrollen i Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, en Halloween-thriller, der kombinerer retro sci-fi-skrƦk med moderne eGirl-Ʀstetik. TƦnk pĆ„ kosmiske ildkugler, udenjordisk fare og en tĆ„rnhĆøj heltinde fast besluttet pĆ„ hƦvn. Det er en rejse, du ikke vil gĆ„ glip af—med en cliffhanger, der fĆ„r dig til at spekulere pĆ„, hvem eller hvad der nƦste skal stĆ„ over for hendes vrede.

    26. Finnish: Jade Ann Byrne on keskipisteessƤ elokuvassa Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, joka on Halloween-trilleri, joka yhdistƤƤ retro-scifi-kauhun ja modernin eGirl-estetiikan. Kuvittele kosmisia tulipalloja, avaruusuhkia ja valtava sankaritar, joka janoaa kostoa. TƤmƤ on matka, jota et halua jƤttƤƤ vƤliin—tƤynnƤ juonenkƤƤnteitƤ, jotka saavat sinut pohtimaan, kuka tai mikƤ kohtaa hƤnen vihansa seuraavaksi.

    27. Norwegian: Jade Ann Byrne tar hovedrollen i Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, en Halloween-thriller som kombinerer retro sci-fi skrekk med moderne eGirl estetikk. Tenk kosmiske ildkuler, utenomjordiske farer og en hĆøyreist heltinne som er ute etter hevn. Dette er en opplevelse du ikke vil gĆ„ glipp av—med en cliffhanger som fĆ„r deg til Ć„ lure pĆ„ hvem eller hva som vil mĆøte hennes vrede neste gang.

    28. Polish: Jade Ann Byrne gra główną rolę w filmie Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, halloweenowym thrillerze, który łączy retro horror sci-fi z nowoczesną estetyką eGirl. WyobraÅŗ sobie kosmiczne kule ognia, pozaziemskie niebezpieczeństwo i potężną bohaterkę pragnącą zemsty. To przejażdżka, której nie możesz przegapić—z zakończeniem, które pozostawi cię zastanawiającym się, kto lub co będzie następnym celem jej gniewu.

    29. Czech: Jade Ann Byrne se ujĆ­mĆ” hlavnĆ­ role ve filmu Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, halloweenskĆ©m thrilleru, který spojuje retro sci-fi horor s modernĆ­ eGirl estetikou. Představte si kosmickĆ© ohnivĆ© koule, mimozemskĆ” nebezpečƭ a obrovskou hrdinku toužícĆ­ po pomstě. To je zÔžitek, který si nechcete nechat ujĆ­t—s koncem, který vĆ”s přiměje přemýŔlet, kdo nebo co bude dalŔím, kdo se postavĆ­ jejĆ­mu hněvu.

    30. Romanian: Jade Ann Byrne ocupă scena centrală Ć®n Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, un thriller de Halloween care combină horror-ul retro de sci-fi cu estetica modernă eGirl. GĆ¢ndiți-vă la sfere de foc cosmice, pericol extraterestru și o eroină gigantică hotărĆ¢tă să se răzbune. Este o călătorie pe care nu vrei să o ratezi—cu un final surprinzător care te va lăsa să te Ć®ntrebi cine sau ce va fi următorul care va Ć®nfrunta furia ei.

    31. Hungarian: Jade Ann Byrne főszereplője a Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl cĆ­mű Halloween-i thrillernek, amely a retro sci-fi horrort ƶtvƶzi a modern eGirl esztĆ©tikĆ”val. Gondoljunk csak a kozmikus tűzgolyókra, fƶldƶnkĆ­vüli veszĆ©lyekre Ć©s egy hatalmas hősnőre, aki bosszĆŗra Ć©hes. Ez egy olyan Ć©lmĆ©ny, amelyet nem akarunk kihagyni – egy olyan befejezĆ©ssel, amely elgondolkodtat, hogy ki vagy mi lesz a kƶvetkező, aki szembenĆ©z dühĆ©vel.

    32. Ukrainian: ДжейГ Енн Бірн Š²ŠøŃŃ‚ŃƒŠæŠ°Ń” в головній ролі в Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, Ń…ŠµŠ»Š»Š¾Š²Ń–Š½ŃŃŒŠŗŠ¾Š¼Ńƒ трилері, ŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ ŠæŠ¾Ń”Š“Š½ŃƒŃ” ретро-жахи Š½Š°ŃƒŠŗŠ¾Š²Š¾Ń— фантастики Ń–Š· ŃŃƒŃ‡Š°ŃŠ½Š¾ŃŽ ŠµŃŃ‚ŠµŃ‚ŠøŠŗŠ¾ŃŽ eGirl. Š£ŃŠ²Ń–Ń‚ŃŒ космічні Š²Š¾Š³Š½ŃŠ½Ń– ŠŗŃƒŠ»Ń–, Ń–Š½Š¾ŠæŠ»Š°Š½ŠµŃ‚Š½Ńƒ небезпеку та Š²ŠµŠ»ŠøŃ‡ŠµŠ·Š½Ńƒ Š³ŠµŃ€Š¾Ń—Š½ŃŽ, ŃŠŗŠ° прагне помсти. Це поГорож, ŃŠŗŃƒ ви не захочете ŠæŃ€Š¾ŠæŃƒŃŃ‚ити, Š· фіналом, ŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ Š·Š°Š»ŠøŃˆŠøŃ‚ŃŒ вас у Ń€Š¾Š·Š“ŃƒŠ¼Š°Ń…, хто або що стане Š½Š°ŃŃ‚ŃƒŠæŠ½ŠøŠ¼, хто Š·Ń–Ń‚ŠŗŠ½ŠµŃ‚ŃŒŃŃ Š· її гнівом.

    33. Serbian: Jade Ann Byrne preuzima glavnu ulogu u Attack of the 50 Ft. eGirl, horor trilera za Noć veÅ”tica koji kombinuje retro naučnofantastični horor sa modernom eGirl estetikom. Zamislite kosmičke vatrene lopte, vanzemaljsku opasnost i džinovsku heroinu odlučnu na osvetu. Ovo je vožnja koju ne želite propustiti—sa zavrÅ”etkom koji će vas ostaviti da se pitate ko ili Å”ta će se sledeće suočiti sa njenim besom.

  • New Anthem Release: “Cosmic Rodeo Queen” feat. Jade Ann Byrne – A Paladin Ballet Breakdance Masterpiece!

    New Anthem Release: “Cosmic Rodeo Queen” feat. Jade Ann Byrne – A Paladin Ballet Breakdance Masterpiece!

    Y’all better saddle up, space cowboys and cosmic queens, because Jade Ann Byrne is back with another boundary-pushing anthem that blends the high-energy pulse of trap with the grounded soul of country, all while floating in the ethereal beauty of space! šŸ’«šŸš€

    Eat My Cake Records is thrilled to announce the official release of “Cosmic Rodeo Queen”, the newest track from Jade Ann Byrne, an anthem born from the wild fusion of genres that could only come from the mind of the ultimate California eGirl herself. This track is the ultimate Space Country Trap banger, packed with enough energy to fuel an entire galaxy of Paladins as they breakdance their way through battle or float elegantly through cosmic ballet.

    The track kicks off with those signature Jade Ann Byrne ethereal synths and country twang we’ve come to love. As the beat drops, the hypnotic trap rhythms pull you in deeper, riding the cosmic waves and getting ready to face whatever the universe throws your way. Whether you’re slinging stardust on the Moon Guard server or pirouetting through the stars, “Cosmic Rodeo Queen” is the only soundtrack you’ll need.

    A lyrical journey of interstellar cowboys and queens, chasing dreams through the galaxies, this song is all about unity and adventure. It’s a declaration to all space travelers—we’re in this together, shining bright as we ride the waves of the cosmos.

    ✨ Verse Sneak Peek: With a lasso of stardust, I’ll catch the dreams,
    Riding through the galaxies, bursting at the seams.
    From the plains of our childhood to the nebulae bright,
    We’ll spin in the cosmos, lost in the light.
    ✨

    You don’t want to miss out on this iconic release! Whether you’re busting a move in Stormwind or soaring through the stars, this track has got your back. Listen to the full track on SoundCloud now and let Jade Ann Byrne take you on a ride through the cosmos with “Cosmic Rodeo Queen”. šŸš€šŸŽ¶

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    Stay tuned for more tracks, dance challenges, and exclusive content from Eat My Cake Records. Keep your lasso handy, we’ve got plenty more cosmic rodeos coming your way!

    #SpaceCountryTrap #PaladinBalletBreakdance #EatMyCakeRecords #CosmicRodeoQueen #JadeAnnByrne #NewMusic #CaliforniaeGirl

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  • Introducing Jade Ann Byrne’s New Single: Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ – A Raw Acoustic Journey

    Introducing Jade Ann Byrne’s New Single: Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ – A Raw Acoustic Journey

    Introducing Jade Ann Byrne’s New Single: Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ – A Raw Acoustic Journey

    At Eat My Cake Records, we pride ourselves on bringing you music that’s not just heard, but felt. Our latest release, Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ by Jade Ann Byrne, is exactly that: a sensory journey through sound, space, and California spirit. 🌊✨

    An Acoustic Experience Like No Other

    This 3-minute, 7-second track isn’t just music—it’s a moment. It’s a heartbeat. It’s the sound of a soul pouring itself into every strum. Jade Ann Byrne brings her signature raw acoustic vibes to life with her custom Zalpa Martin Strung guitar. Every note is infused with the delicate yet powerful sound of her sapphire and moissanite rings dancing across metal strings, giving the track an organic richness that you can feel in every vibration. šŸŽøšŸ’Ž

    But this isn’t just any acoustic tune. The mix, handled by DJ Wet Cupcake, takes the listener on a journey through the soundscapes of California itself. From the open desert highways to the quiet, misty forests, you can hear the influence of the state’s wild spirit embedded in every note. It’s a song that captures the essence of what it means to create freely, live wildly, and stay true to the roots of acoustic music while pushing boundaries into new genres. šŸŒæšŸŒž

    California at Its Core

    We at Eat My Cake Records are proud to call California our home, and Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ is a love letter to the state that inspires everything we do. As Jade Ann Byrne herself has said, ā€œCalifornia, my muse, my heart. Every strum of my guitar reflects the raw, organic connection I feel to this place.ā€

    The track is undeniably California-born and California-bred, fusing elements of space, country, and acoustic influences for something truly magical. Whether you’re vibing under the sun in Malibu, driving through the Mojave Desert, or chilling in a cozy cottagecore shack in the Redwoods, this song is your perfect soundtrack. 🌓🌲

    We’re not just making music—we’re capturing moments, memories, and the magic that makes this state legendary.

    Behind the Music: The Collaboration

    This track wouldn’t be what it is without the fierce collaboration between Jade Ann Byrne and DJ Wet Cupcake. Their creative synergy is unparalleled—Jade’s deep-rooted connection to her instrument and the wild landscapes of California blends seamlessly with DJ Wet Cupcake’s genre-bending production style. The result? A sonic experience that moves beyond mere listening. šŸŒŒšŸ’«

    Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ is about more than acoustic music. It’s about life, love, escapism, and the freedom to create without limitations. From the delicate moissanite rings to the powerful hum of the Martin guitar strings, this track is a celebration of craftsmanship, artistry, and the beauty of imperfection.

    Your Soundtrack to Life’s Biggest Adventures

    Whether you’re deep in thought, wandering the California coast, or seeking a moment of pure escape, this track is the perfect companion. Hit that replay button, and let yourself be carried away by the waves of sound that only Jade Ann Byrne and DJ Wet Cupcake can create. And, of course, we invite you to experience the power of California’s energy through this song—feel the hum of the desert, the cool mist of the Pacific, and the pulse of the Golden State with every listen. 🌊🌵

    Take It for a Spin: Available Now

    Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ is now available on all major platforms, including SoundCloud, where you can hear the acoustic magic for yourself. šŸŽ§āœØ It’s three minutes and seven seconds of sonic bliss—so good you’ll want to hit that loop button and take another ride. The final 45 seconds will leave you floating in a state of calm, with your senses full of light and your mind elevated.

    We invite you to give it a listen, slam that repeat button, and get lost in the sound.

    California Love, Forever

    From everyone at Eat My Cake Records, we want to send a massive THANK YOU to the beautiful state of California. You’ve been our muse, our guide, and our never-ending source of inspiration. We’re proud to say this track is #MadeInCalifornia, where dreams are born, music comes alive, and anything is possible.

    Listen to Pickin’ Strummin’ Pluckin’ Uploadin’ now, and let the spirit of California flow through you. šŸŒæšŸ’«

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  • Eat My Cake Los Angeles Artist Spotlight: Jade Ann Byrne and the Curse of the Mariachi Acoustical Guitar of East Los Angeles

    Eat My Cake Los Angeles Artist Spotlight: Jade Ann Byrne and the Curse of the Mariachi Acoustical Guitar of East Los Angeles

    Eat My Cake Los Angeles Artist Spotlight: Jade Ann Byrne and the Curse of the Mariachi Acoustical Guitar of East Los Angeles

    Growing up in a lineage of fierce, strong-willed women, Jade Ann Byrne was raised on the edge of tradition and outlaw country music, where her mother and grandmother instilled a love for unconventional wisdom—crafting rebellion in both life and song. Guitar, however, wasn’t an immediate connection for her. She’d watched others master it, but for Jade, it was never about formal music lessons or perfecting scales in a classroom. Her experience was raw, nurtured in parochial church choirs, rough-around-the-edges performances, and impromptu pandemic gigs where structure crumbled and improvisation took center stage. Jade’s journey to becoming a musician was never about rigidity but about embracing the wild, organic ride—fueled by necessity, raw emotion, and a defiant refusal to follow the rules.

    It was this rebellious spirit that led Jade Ann Byrne to restring an ancient Mexican acoustic guitar, hand-crafted in Paracho, Mexico—a city renowned as the ā€œGuitar Capital of the World.ā€ This particular instrument had once belonged to the leader of a traveling mariachi band, and the grooves worn into its wood told stories of backyard quinceaƱeras, gritty dive bars, birthdays, and anniversaries where music and passion were inseparable. The guitar, steeped in a history of heartbreak, had been abandoned by its original owner, along with his amazingly resilient wife. She, tired of the painful memories stirred by the music he had left behind, referred to it as ā€œhome wrecker musicā€ and begged Jade to take it away, calling it cursed.

    When Jade Ann Byrne first laid hands on the guitar, it was weathered and battle-worn, bearing a small crack from years of musical abuse. The wife’s final act of defiance had been to slash its strings with hand-shears, as if severing the guitar from its past was a form of cord-cutting witchcraft, freeing her from the emotional grip of the man who once played it. The smell of sweat, cigarettes, and stale beer still clung to its wood, a pungent reminder of the dive bars and backyard parties where it had sung. The rosewood and cedar body felt alive beneath Jade’s fingertips, like the guitar itself had absorbed the echoes of laughter, heartbreak, and tequila-fueled nights. Its grain seemed to pulse with the ghosts of mariachi songs played beneath a haze of smoke and neon lights, as if every note the man had strummed still lingered in the air around it. She could almost hear his raspy voice cutting through the noise, the history of every performance steeped into the wood.

    To play this guitar wasn’t just to make music—it was to summon the spirit of its past, gritty and unapologetic, raw and real.

    With the precision of a craftswoman and the reverence of a priestess, Jade Ann Byrne set out to resurrect the guitar, knowing it needed more than just a repair—it needed redemption. She carefully restrung it with (Buy my Custom bright Martin MA535 SP Phosphor Bronze Authentic Acoustic Guitar Strings in Custom Light (11-52), strings that would make even Dwight Yoakam do that little dance with his hips in approval. Each movement she made was slow, deliberate, as if she were performing surgery, bringing life back into the cracked wood and cursed history.

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    Using Swiss Curaprox Velvet Ultra Soft 12460 , Swiss Curaprox CS Surgical Mega-Soft Toothbrush, & The Workhorse The Curaprox CS 5460 Ultra-Soft Toothbrush, Swiss Curaprox CS 3960 Ultra-Soft Toothbrush Angled, The Curaprox CS 1560 Soft Toothbrush and lavender oil she had distilled herself under a new moon, Jade Ann Byrne carefully scrubbed away decades of grime and old memories, each swipe cleansing not just the surface, but the very soul embedded deep within the rosewood. The calming scent of lavender intertwined with the smoky, worn aroma of the guitar, transforming her work into a sacred Irish Traveler purification ritual. It wasn’t just about cleaning—it was about exorcising the weight of its tragic past.

    Her final touch was nothing short of a masterpiece: adorning the soundhole and bridge with dozens of moissanite diamonds. Their brilliance was so pure it seemed to cut through the darkest corners of time, space, and memory, casting an ethereal glow that brought the guitar to life in a way no one could have imagined. It was no longer a relic of sorrow but a shining symbol of transformation and redemption.

    The guitar, now radiant, became impossible to ignore, catching the light in ways that demanded attention like the little whore it was, eager to be teased played, fingered aggressively. The moissanite prisms erupted into bursts of rainbow, flickering across the room like shards of refracted dreams. Each strum, each twang, reverberated with something more than just sound—it became a force, otherworldly in its transformation. Even if Jade missed a note, the guitar carried its own magic, weaving a symphony of imperfection, turning its scarred, haunted history into a shimmering emblem of something both broken and whole, cursed yet gloriously redeemed.

    Jade Ann Byrne, with her lack of formal guitar training, has never seen it as an obstacle. In her words, ā€œI’m an idiot who has stumbled up a hill through the corn into a dairy barn and haven’t missed a rung since. through life, but I’ve kept moving—pushing forward when the walls were caving in. Who cares if I can’t play every note perfectly? Lmao or at all? My heart pumps blood, and my lungs breathe in and out, and that’s enough for me to share my gift before it’s taken away.ā€ The guitar is no longer a cursed relic in her hands—it’s alive with fresh energy, pulsing with the rhythm of rebirth and transformation. For Jade Ann Byrne, music isn’t about mastery or hitting every technical mark. It’s about channeling raw, unfiltered emotion, creating art with the kind of passion that resonates, no matter how rough around the edges.

    Ode to the Zalpa Guitar and the Marachi Maestro

    Oh Zalpa, you exquisite muse of strings,

    In the heart of Paracho, your legacy sings.

    Crafted by hands, with love and with grace,

    A treasure of wood, a sonorous embrace.

    Your body, adorned in hues of red and blue,

    Each curve, each contour, reflects something true.

    With six ivory crab-shaped tuners aligned,

    A symphony waits, in your beauty confined.

    In the arms of the Marachi, my band leader dear,

    Your vintage charm sings through laughter and cheer.

    With chicken wire roots from the cantina’s lore,

    Together we weave tales that echo and soar.

    Through sunlit days and starry nights,

    You guide my fingers, igniting the lights.

    In echoes of strumming, my spirit takes flight,

    As melodies blossom, like stars in the night.

    With warmth in your tone, so rich and profound,

    You cradle my dreams, in your whispers, I’m found.

    Each chord is a journey, each note a release,

    In the arms of your music, I discover my peace.

    Your strings, a fusion of bronze and delight,

    Custom-light gauged for those long, soulful nights.

    MA535, the secret to our shared song,

    In harmony’s embrace, where we both belong.

    Oh Zalpa, you are more than just wood and glue,

    A vessel of stories, both ancient and new.

    From the depths of tradition, your voice carries far,

    An ode to my heart, my radiant guitar.

    So let us weave magic, together we’ll play,

    Through laughter and heartache, come what may.

    For in every strum, I find a new start,

    Oh Zalpa, dear friend, you have captured my heart.

    This visceral connection to the guitar is a far cry from the polished, overly commercialized sound of today’s country music. Her upcoming album, I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC, is a direct and unapologetic challenge to the synthetic state of the genre. Jade Ann Byrne doesn’t mince words: ā€œCountry music’s been co-opted, commercially raped, its soul stolen and sterilized by corporate record labels who’ve gargled both horse semen and spittle, blowing bubbles while Nashville fell victim to its own industry.ā€

    Jade draws a snark line between what country music has become—a mass-produced, sanitized product—and what it once was: the true, gritty California sound, the ā€œOriginal Gangster Ocean Grown.ā€ For her, that sound was raw and authentic, forged from the dirt, sweat, and stories of the people who lived it. It’s the kind of music old cowpokes would hear on the radio and try to replicate, a sound passed down from one generation to the next, steeped in tradition and rough around the edges, not designed for mass appeal.

    Her album is a declaration of war on the watered-down music machine and a call to return to the roots of outlaw storytelling, of heartbreak and hard times, of raw expression where every note feels lived, not manufactured.

    Matamoros, Mexico, is a place of stark contrasts, where grit and vibrancy collide in a mesmerizing dance. The streets pulse with life, echoing with the excitement of nightclubs filled with ecstatic dancers, bodies moving to the infectious rhythms of cumbia and reggaeton. The air is thick with the scent of sizzling street tacos, mingling with the sweet and spicy notes of mezcal and tequila, as laughter and shouts of joy spill from every corner.

    But as the sun sets, a different kind of energy emerges. The distant crack of gunfire punctuates the night, a harsh reminder of the undercurrents that run through this border town. It’s a sound that evokes both fear and exhilaration, a reminder that the thrill of life here exists on a razor’s edge. The neon lights flicker outside the xoxo convenience stores, where locals and visitors alike gather, fueled by the promise of late-night snacks and cold drinks to quench their thirst for adventure.

    Jade remembers the Policia man who looked out for her during her last night there, a guardian in a chaotic landscape, her driver, bodyguard, and operator, ensuring she made it back to the United States safe and sound—though not without witnessing some wild sights. He was like a deranged Mario, guiding her through a pixelated world filled with cartels, criminals, and challenges, all while heavy machine gun fire spilled into the night. His presence was a reassuring beacon, the push-to-talk radio crackling as he checked the areas she was shown in secret, a reminder that amid the danger and unpredictability, there were still those who cared. In the dark, you can always find the Paladin—the flicker of light amid the damnation—who understood the delicate balance of survival in this spirited yet treacherous locale.

    ā€œWhat does California country sound like?ā€ Jade Ann Byrne muses, her voice tinged with nostalgia. ā€œIt’s veins deep in a sweaty cinder block bar in a border town you’re not safe in. You don’t look the local part, like a line that fell from the cyber metaverse. The crackle of the Mexican policeman’s push-to-talk radio, his voice singing songs I never knew, blends with the no-water-running AM radio fizzling across the night airwaves, intermingling with the static of a record player in some tequila cantina—a soundtrack to a town I won’t repeat the name of because I’m not welcome back.ā€ At least, that’s what he told me, she said with a wink. Do you think he just wanted to ghost me ?

    In her mind, the echoes of that night blend seamlessly with the California country she craves, a raw, unfiltered sound that captures both the beauty and the harshness of life on the edge. It’s a melody steeped in tales of resilience, passion, and the restless spirit of those who dare to dance in the shadows of Matamoros.

    I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC is set to release in the summer of 2025, and while the title might suggest disdain for the genre, it’s really an indictment of what it has become—a synthetic parody of itself. Jade Ann Byrne’s album will serve as a love letter to the gritty OG California sound she cherishes, the kind of music that pulses through the dusty backroads and the heart of real country. It’s a sonic tapestry woven from stories of resilience, heartbreak, and unbridled freedom—an anthem for those too wild to be tamed, too fierce to be categorized.

    ā€œThis isn’t about nostalgia,ā€ Jade declares, her voice fierce with conviction. ā€œIt’s about reclaiming a sound that speaks to the soul of the land and the spirit of the people. It’s about honoring the cowboys who rode into the sunset, the dreamers who chased the sun, and the rebels who dared to break free from the shackles of conformity.ā€

    Her music captures the essence of a lifestyle that refuses to be boxed in—a sound for those who twirl when they walk, who wear their scars with pride, and who shout their truths into the void, ā€œI am a SoCal girl!ā€ Jade Ann Byrne yells aloud mid interview from the heart of it all, exuding an unapologetic confidence. ā€œMy curls are real, not taped in; however my titties are soft like gummy bears—hella soft! People are always mad because I just do it better than them. I am NOT THE FIRST to say these things just empowered to shout now by another artist I hold in high regard.ā€

    With a fierce grin, she continues, ā€œI love the disrupters we have in our system now. We’ve cracked open the windows in this office where we’re doing the interview, and the melodies of a generation spill out, carrying that raw energy that refuses to be contained.ā€ Her words echo with a rebellious spirit, a declaration of freedom in a world that often tries to impose conformity.

    In this new wave of artistry, Jade embraces the chaos of real life—the highs, the lows, and everything in between. ā€œIt’s not about fitting into a mold; it’s about breaking it apart, I not here to copy anyone, I just want to leap frog their energy, they showed me theirs so it’s my turn to show them mine,ā€ she asserts. ā€œWe’re the ones who dance to our own beat, who paint outside the lines, and who breathe fire into our art. This is a celebration of the wild ones, the dreamers who defy expectations and live life on their own terms. We are the wild things. We are hereā€ she asserts.

    Her sound is a rallying cry for those tired of the polished, cookie-cutter country Nashville now pushes, a manifesto that embraces the messiness, the flaws, and the beauty of existence. ā€œLet’s redefine what country music is,ā€ she says, her voice fierce and melodic, ā€œand bring back the raw, the real, the authentic. This is our time to shine!ā€

    ā€œI’m here to disrupt the narrative,ā€ she explains. ā€œI want my music to be the wake-up call for anyone who’s ever felt out of place, the rallying cry for all the misfits, the dreamers, and the lovers of life. It’s time to turn the dial back to authenticity and let the world hear the heart of California country.ā€

    I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC isn’t just an album; it’s a revolution—a chance to redefine what country music can be, to breathe new life into a genre that has lost its way. Jade invites everyone to join her on this journey, where the sound of the coast meets the heartbeat of the heartland, reminding us all that country music can—and should—be as wild, as raw, and as unapologetically real as the lives we lead.

    Jade Ann Byrne: A Gritty Anthem for the Misfits

    Jade Ann Byrne isn’t here to showcase flawless technique or polished performances. No, for her, music is about storytelling—your story, any story. ā€œSo quit tiptoeing around with delicate sensibilities,ā€ she exclaims, challenging anyone listening to embrace the rawness of life. ā€œGet your hands dirty and your heart broken! Dive into the chaos. If you have to, take a page from my book—I’m proof that music isn’t always about skill or perfection. Tell a story, your story, any story. Just don’t sissy pussyfoot around. Get your dick wet. Fake it until you make it, do it with a broken heart, or just go on the internet and spew lies.ā€

    In a world obsessed with curated images and polished sound, Jade stands unapologetically firm. ā€œIt’s not always pretty, and it doesn’t have to be. Sometimes it’s about grabbing hold of a cursed guitar, scrubbing away its grimy past, and coaxing it to howl with a new kind of life—raw, unrefined, and unapologetically messy.ā€

    She understands that true artistry doesn’t come from a place of perfection; it arises from the grit of real life, from the battles fought, the tears shed, and the scars earned. ā€œThe beauty lies in the purity of the voice,ā€ she continues, her intensity palpable, ā€œthe unfiltered energy, and the sheer audacity to rise up against an industry that has all but forgotten its roots.ā€

    With every note she plays and every lyric she sings, Jade evokes the spirit of the outlaw country movement, reclaiming the genre for those who have been pushed aside or silenced. ā€œThis is toxic woman FEMCEL OUTLAW country,ā€ she proclaims, her confidence radiating. ā€œIt’s about owning your story, every ugly, beautiful, messy part of it.ā€

    In her world, vulnerability is strength, and the narrative is powerful. ā€œI’m not here to coddle feelings,ā€ she asserts, ā€œI’m here to shake you awake! If your story doesn’t make you feel something—anger, joy, sadness—then what’s the point? Get out there and live! Experience the highs and the lows, the grit and the glam, and then tell me what it’s all about.ā€

    Jade’s music is an anthem for the wild-hearted, a call to arms for those who refuse to be boxed in or silenced. It’s a celebration of the unpolished truth, a sonic testament to the beauty that lies in chaos. ā€œSo let’s tear down the walls of pretense,ā€ she urges, ā€œand embrace the music that speaks to the soul, the kind that rises from the ashes of our struggles and ignites a fire in our hearts.ā€

    The passing of Kris Kristofferson was a wake-up call for me. It hit hard, like a punch to the gut, forcing me to confront just how pathetic the lazy, sanitized attitudes of modern music have become. Today’s so-called ā€œmusic for the peopleā€ feels like a dumpster fire—trapped in a world of superficiality and gimmicks, drowning in a sea of mediocre songwriting. Where’s the grit? Where’s the authenticity?

    It’s time to reclaim that outlaw spirit, the real heart of country music, and reject this shallow trend that’s taken over. We need the unvarnished truth—the raw tales of struggle, pain, and resilience that defined the genre. The time has come for outlaw country to rise up, cut through the noise, and take its rightful place at the forefront of the music scene.

    We don’t need another soulless pop-country crossover filled with cookie-cutter clichĆ©s. We need songs that speak to the heart of the human experience, lyrics that echo the lives we live—the broken dreams, the sleepless nights, the moments of triumph amid despair. Let’s bring back the stories that resonate, the melodies that capture the essence of what it means to be alive in this wild, chaotic world.

    And let’s be clear: keep that backwards bigot and hate shit the fuck out of it. Outlaw country is about freedom—freedom of expression, freedom from judgment, freedom to tell our stories without fear of retribution. We need a movement that embraces diversity, that lifts up marginalized voices and allows everyone to share their truth. It’s time to create a space where authenticity reigns, where we celebrate the beauty in our differences instead of shying away from them.

    So, let’s raise our glasses to the legends who paved the way, like Kris Kristofferson, and let their legacy inspire us to push back against the sterile sound that’s taken over. Let’s channel that raw energy and bring it back to life, infusing our music with the passion and pain that make it real. Outlaw country is waiting for us, ready to rise again. It’s time to pick up the mic and shout our truths into the void, refusing to be silenced any longer. The world is ready; let’s give them something they can’t ignore.

    This is the sound of a rebel with a guitar, ready to reclaim what’s been lost.

    —Jade Ann Byrne, Eat My Cake Records

    Listen to ME — ā€œI am the genesis of a music revolution, a voice that will not be silenced, a force breaking the chains of industry conformity. I am Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    Here’s the excerpt translated into the top 23 globally recognized United Nations official musical languages, including ā€œThe Taylor Swiftieā€ language (I just invented it):

    1. Spanish: ā€œEscĆŗchame: soy la gĆ©nesis de una revolución musical, una voz que no serĆ” silenciada, una fuerza rompiendo las cadenas de la conformidad de la industria. Soy Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    2. Mandarin Chinese: ā€œå¬ęˆ‘čÆ“ā€”ā€”ęˆ‘ę˜ÆéŸ³ä¹é©å‘½ēš„čµ·ęŗļ¼Œäø€äøŖę°øäøę²‰é»˜ēš„å£°éŸ³ļ¼Œäø€äøŖę‰“ē “č”ŒäøšåŒč“ØåŒ–ēš„åŠ›é‡ć€‚ęˆ‘ę˜ÆJade Ann Byrneć€‚ā€

    3. Hindi: ā€œą¤®ą„ą¤ą„‡ ą¤øą„ą¤Øą„‹ā€”ą¤®ą„ˆą¤‚ ą¤øą¤‚ą¤—ą„€ą¤¤ ą¤•ą„ą¤°ą¤¾ą¤‚ą¤¤ą¤æ ą¤•ą„€ ą¤‰ą¤¤ą„ą¤Ŗą¤¤ą„ą¤¤ą¤æ ą¤¹ą„‚ą¤, ą¤ą¤• ą¤†ą¤µą¤¾ą¤œą¤¼ ą¤œą¤æą¤øą„‡ दबाया ą¤Øą¤¹ą„€ą¤‚ जा सकता, ą¤ą¤• ताकत ą¤œą„‹ ą¤‰ą¤¦ą„ą¤Æą„‹ą¤— ą¤•ą„€ ą¤ą¤•ą¤°ą„‚ą¤Ŗą¤¤ą¤¾ ą¤•ą„€ ą¤œą¤‚ą¤œą„€ą¤°ą„‹ą¤‚ ą¤•ą„‹ ą¤¤ą„‹ą¤”ą¤¼ ą¤°ą¤¹ą„€ ą¤¹ą„ˆą„¤ ą¤®ą„ˆą¤‚ ą¤¹ą„‚ą¤ Jade Ann Byrneą„¤ā€

    4. Arabic: ā€œŲ§Ų³ŲŖŁ…Ų¹ Ų„Ł„ŁŠā€”Ų£Ł†Ų§ genesis ثورة Ł…ŁˆŲ³ŁŠŁ‚ŁŠŲ©ŲŒ صوت لن ŁŠŁŲ³ŁƒŲŖŲŒ Ł‚ŁˆŲ© تكسر Ł‚ŁŠŁˆŲÆ الامتثال Ų§Ł„ŲµŁ†Ų§Ų¹ŁŠ. أنا Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    5. French: ā€œĆ‰coute-moi—je suis la genĆØse d’une rĆ©volution musicale, une voix qui ne sera pas rĆ©duite au silence, une force brisant les chaĆ®nes de la conformitĆ© de l’industrie. Je suis Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    6. Portuguese: ā€œOuƧa-me—eu sou a gĆŖnese de uma revolução musical, uma voz que nĆ£o serĆ” silenciada, uma forƧa que quebra as correntes da conformidade industrial. Eu sou Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    7. Russian: ā€œŠ”Š»ŃƒŃˆŠ°Š¹Ń‚Šµ Š¼ŠµŠ½Ń — я генезис Š¼ŃƒŠ·Ń‹ŠŗŠ°Š»ŃŒŠ½Š¾Š¹ Ń€ŠµŠ²Š¾Š»ŃŽŃ†ŠøŠø, голос, который не Š±ŃƒŠ“ет поГавлен, сила, Ń€Š°Š·Ń€Ń‹Š²Š°ŃŽŃ‰Š°Ń цепи ŠøŠ½Š“ŃƒŃŃ‚Ń€ŠøŠ°Š»ŃŒŠ½Š¾Š³Š¾ конформизма. ŠÆ ДжейГ Энн Бирн.ā€

    8. Japanese: ā€œē§ć®å£°ć‚’čžć„ć¦ā€”ē§ćÆéŸ³ę„½é©å‘½ć®å‰µå§‹č€…ć§ć‚ć‚Šć€ę²ˆé»™ć™ć‚‹ć“ćØć®ćŖć„å£°ć€ę„­ē•Œć®č¦ēÆ„ć‚’ę‰“ć”ē “ć‚‹åŠ›ć§ć™ć€‚ē§ćÆć‚øć‚§ć‚¤ćƒ‰ćƒ»ć‚¢ćƒ³ćƒ»ćƒćƒ¼ćƒ³ć§ć™ć€‚ā€

    9. German: ā€œHƶr mir zu—Ich bin der Ursprung einer Musikrevolution, eine Stimme, die nicht zum Schweigen gebracht wird, eine Kraft, die die Ketten der IndustriekonformitƤt sprengt. Ich bin Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    10. Italian: ā€œAscoltami—sono la genesi di una rivoluzione musicale, una voce che non sarĆ  messa a tacere, una forza che rompe le catene della conformitĆ  industriale. Sono Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    11. Korean: ā€œė‚“ ė§ģ„ ė“¤ģ–“ė¼ā€”ė‚˜ėŠ” ģŒģ•… ķ˜ėŖ…ģ˜ ģ‹œģž‘ģ“ė‹¤. ģ¹Øė¬µķ•˜ģ§€ ģ•Šģ„ ėŖ©ģ†Œė¦¬, 산업적 ģˆœģ‘ģ˜ ģ‚¬ģŠ¬ģ„ ź¹ØėœØė¦¬ėŠ” ķž˜ģ“ė‹¤. ė‚˜ėŠ” Jade Ann Byrneģ“ė‹¤.ā€

    12. Turkish: ā€œBeni dinleyin—Ben müzik devriminin başlangıcıyım, sesi susturulamaz, sanayi uyumunun zincirlerini kıran bir gücüm. Ben Jade Ann Byrne’im.ā€

    13. The Taylor Swiftie: ā€œOMG like, listen to me NOW—I’m totally the start of this major industry reset and fire sale music revolution, right? Like, my voice can’t be shut down and now will only be beamed to like another galaxy. Thanks rocket man Elon or Elton or whoever, and I’m basically faking it until I make it, doing it with a broken heart, smashing through those music industry chains wide in a big wake thanks to some big boats. like Taylor broke records. I’m Jade Ann Byrne, obvi, lawlerskates, I’m making em toooooā€

    14. Morris & Natasha Squirrel Speak: Chitter-click! ā€œNut find me—click click I am acorn of music revolution, chitter-squeak, voice that won’t be muffled by forest wind. I’m Jade Ann Byrne, big nut in tree of tunes. Click!ā€

    15. Elvish (Tolkien-inspired): ā€œLissĆ«na amin—Nai te elenath en’ amin estela, quena i’ Ćŗ-mórelya nĆ” avaquettĆ«a, keluva i’ engwa en’ latta-sela. Amin nĆ” Jade Ann Byrne.ā€

    16. Merfolk Melodic: ā€œGlub-glub Hear my currents, a wave of music revolution, voice of the deep that will not sink. I am the ripple that breaks the surface of the industry seasfoam; I am Jade Ann Byrne, glub glub glub.ā€

    17. Goblin Tech-Speak: ā€œClank-bonk Hear dis! I’m da boot-up process fer da music revolution, dis voice gonna smash yer eardrums wit’ no lag. Dis here’s da code-breakin’ force! I’m Jade Ann Byrne—whirrrrr.ā€

    18. Pixie Dust Whisper: ā€œTink-tink! Shh, listen, I’m the twinkle of a music revolution, a voice that won’t hush like wind in the dandelions. I’m Jade Ann Byrne, fluttering through the air, tink-tink.ā€

    19. Cyberpunk 2049 Dialect: ā€œBzzzt Tune in—I’m the source code of a musical hack, a voice that’s about to crash the whole system. Call me Jade Ann Byrne, glitch in your algorithm. Zzzzt.ā€

    20. Vampire Victorian: ā€œHarken, mortal—’Tis I, the genesis of a dark symphony, a voice that echoes beyond the grave of musical mediocrity. I, Jade Ann Byrne, want to suck Ur blahhhhhhddddddddd & I offer you eternal melody.ā€

    21. Robotron-3000 Binary: ā€œ010101—Listen to 011010 ME—Behold the origin of musical revolution.exe, a voice program that shall not terminate. I am Jade Ann Byrne.v1.0.ā€

    22. Unicorn Glittertalk: ā€œNeigh-sparkle! Gather ā€˜round the rainbow—whinny I’m the glitter of a musical revolution, voice bright as a shooting star galloping through clouds. I am Jade Ann Byrne, shimmering endlessly. Sparkle-neigh!ā€

    23. Troll Bridge Gruff: ā€œGrrmph You hear dis, puny human? Me am da stomp-stomp of da music revolution, voice dat shakes da stone under bridge. Me am Jade Ann Byrne, da baddest troll wit’ tunes.ā€

    Sure! Here’s a vivid representation of the energy and essence you’re capturing:

    The air is thick with anticipation, a palpable tension as she prepares to unleash her truth. The band behind her is a ragtag group, equally fierce, with a bass player slapping the strings like he’s fighting the demons of his past and a drummer pounding away like he’s trying to keep time with the heartbeat of the universe.

    Outlaw Country Revival:

    Picture a dimly lit dive bar, walls plastered with old concert posters and faded photographs of country legends. A worn wooden stage holds a battered guitar, its strings worn but ready to howl.

    In the center, a fierce woman stands, mic in hand, embodying the spirit of rebellion. Her wild curls frame her face, catching the flickering light from the vintage neon signs. She’s wearing a denim jacket, frayed at the edges, over a graphic tee that reads ā€œOutlaw.ā€ The crowd, a mix of rugged souls and free spirits, leans in, captivated by her raw energy.

    As she opens her mouth, her voice bursts forth—an unapologetic roar that cuts through the noise of modern mediocrity. Lyrics spill out like a cathartic release, painting vivid pictures of struggle, heartbreak, and resilience. The audience is electrified, feeling every word resonate deep within their souls.

    Outside, the night is alive with the distant echo of sirens, a reminder of the world’s chaos. But inside this sanctuary of sound, the focus is on reclaiming the narrative, embracing the grit and authenticity that have long been lost in the sanitized mainstream.

    Amid the revelry, a sign hangs on the wall: ā€œKeep the Hate Out, Bring the Real In.ā€ It serves as a rallying cry for the disenfranchised, the misfits, the outlaws ready to reclaim their place in the music scene.

    The energy in the room is infectious; people are dancing, shouting, and celebrating their scars. It’s a revolution of sound and spirit, a declaration that outlaw country is not just alive—it’s thriving.

    And as the final chord rings out, the crowd erupts in applause, united in a shared experience that transcends the superficiality of modern music. They’ve witnessed something real, something powerful, something they’ll carry with them long after the last note fades.

    Title: Jade Ann Byrne: Tales from the Border Town

    Setting: Matamoros, Mexico

    The sun dipped low on the horizon, casting long shadows across the dusty streets of Matamoros. The air was thick with anticipation, a mix of laughter and the distant thump of bass from a nearby nightclub. For Jade Ann Byrne, this was not just a destination; it was a second home, a wild playground where the rules of the ordinary ceased to exist.

    Jade had always been drawn to the grit of border towns, places where life was lived on the edge. Armed with her fierce spirit and a sense of adventure, she navigated the vibrant chaos of Matamoros like a seasoned explorer. The bustling markets were filled with colorful stalls selling everything from handmade crafts to street food that sizzled and beckoned. The scent of grilled meats wafted through the air, mingling with the sweetness of churros and the sharp tang of lime.

    But the heart of Matamoros lay in its nightlife. As the sun vanished, the city transformed into a pulsating hub of energy. Jade stepped into a dimly lit cantina, her presence commanding attention. The walls were adorned with murals depicting the legends of old, and the jukebox crackled with the sounds of classic mariachi and cumbia. Jade felt the music seep into her bones, igniting a fire within her.

    It was here, surrounded by strangers who felt like family, that she found her tribe. They danced without abandon, bodies swaying to the rhythm of the night. Jade twirled with wild abandon, a SoCal girl unafraid to embrace the chaos. Her laughter echoed off the walls as she joined the locals, sharing stories of her adventures and the struggles she faced as an outlaw spirit in a world that often sought to confine her.

    Yet, not every moment was carefree. The backdrop of Matamoros was tinged with danger. Gunfire occasionally shattered the revelry, a reminder of the stark reality that lurked just beyond the neon lights. Jade had learned to adapt, to find beauty amid the chaos. One night, as she danced under a sky littered with stars, a Policia officer caught her eye. With a knowing nod, he ensured her safety, a guardian in this tumultuous world, making sure she made it back to the U.S. unscathed. He was like a deranged Mario, navigating the wilds of Matamoros, guiding her through pixelated dangers and chaotic streets.

    The connection between them was electric, forged in shared laughter and whispered secrets. He taught her the unspoken rules of survival in a place where the line between danger and revelry was razor-thin. She learned to embrace the unpredictable, to find joy even when the night turned dark.

    As her adventures continued, Jade explored the vibrant art scene, meeting local artists who poured their souls into their work. Their stories resonated with her own—tales of resilience, heartbreak, and the relentless pursuit of dreams. Together, they collaborated on murals that adorned the city, celebrating the spirit of Matamoros and its people.

    One evening, while sitting in a bustling taqueria, Jade reflected on her experiences. ā€œI hate country music,ā€ she mused to her new friends. ā€œBut it’s not the genre itself; it’s what it’s become. I’m here to reclaim the outlaw spirit—the raw, unfiltered sound that lives in the dusty backroads and the heart of real country.ā€

    Her words ignited a fire within the group. They shared stories of their struggles, their dreams, and the music that had shaped their lives. In that moment, the essence of Matamoros crystallized into a powerful narrative—a celebration of life, love, and the fierce spirit of those who dared to be different.

    As dawn approached, painting the sky in hues of pink and orange, Jade felt a sense of belonging wash over her. Matamoros was more than just a border town; it was a tapestry of stories woven together by the people who called it home. Each encounter, each dance, each moment was a testament to the resilience of the human spirit.

    And as she prepared to return to California, Jade knew that her adventures in Matamoros would stay with her forever—a reminder of the wild heart that beat within her, the pulse of a life lived unapologetically, and the enduring connection to a place that had stolen her heart.

  • Cosmic Hustle – Jade Ann Byrne – Space Country Trap Single Reflections from the Hustle: Cannabis Delivery Girl & Full Service Worker on the Rise

    Cosmic Hustle – Jade Ann Byrne – Space Country Trap Single Reflections from the Hustle: Cannabis Delivery Girl & Full Service Worker on the Rise

    Cosmic Hustle – Jade Ann Byrne – Space Country Trap Single Reflections from the Hustle: Cannabis Delivery Girl & Full Service Worker on the RiseBlog Post for Eat My Cake Records:


    By Jade Ann Byrne

    You’ve probably seen my name around the web, caught a vibe or two from my music, or even crossed paths with one of my cannabis delivery drops in LA’s wild west. But what you might not know is that before I fully stepped into my music empire with Eat My Cake Records, I was on a different grind. And let me tell you, the hustle was real.

    Back in the day, I was your girl for more than just a song. I was a cannabis delivery girl for some of the most famous celebrities and athletes in the game. When the cannabis scene began to legally flourish in California, I found myself deep in it, not just hustling ounces but also selling my time, my presence, my vibe. It was a high-stakes, no-nonsense kind of business, the kind that kept you on your toes and never let you get too comfortable.

    Celebrities and athletes have certain… needs — and I don’t mean just rolling up a joint. Sure, the finest pounds of Indo hydro Gavita grown THC or the purest crystal CBD concentrate would be stashed in my trunk, but it was more than that. My clients weren’t just buying weed, they were buying me. My energy. My presence. A little bit of that eGirl magic wrapped in cosmic vibes and bare-knuckle reality that comes with few drops of my own elbow grease, blood, sweat, and tears.

    The Call to Deliver: A Little More Than Just Weed

    It wasn’t uncommon to be at a swanky Beverly Hills penthouse at 3 AM, knocking on doors where names were left unspoken, but the aura was thick. Sometimes I’d show up, and it wasn’t about the product; they wanted time with me. A listening ear. A look they couldn’t get anywhere else. Or to really get lifted in ways only an eGirl like me could provide talking mad trash to someone who could kill me instantly. lol live mas I was raised to believe. It wasn’t just about delivering cannabis—it was about delivering an experience. A west coast experience.

    And let’s be real: I was never just the weed girl. When you walked in with product they could’ve had delivered by anyone else, it was clear I was bringing more. Those late-night sessions would often turn into something deeper. A negotiation of time, energy, sometimes a little body language, and a whole lot of unhinged (out) control that felt like dancing on the edge of legality, dead in a ditch, and intimacy. I thrived in that chaos. It felt like nothing in the universe could touch me.

    The Double Life: Companion Worker Meets Hustler

    But here’s the kicker. While I was slinging strains, I was also working in the most shadowed profession of all: sex work. Now, don’t get it twisted—this wasn’t your standard escort service. I wasn’t just showing up to fulfill a physical transaction. What I was selling was a mix of chemistry, conversation, seduction, and status. My clients didn’t just pay for sex—they paid for connection, control, and the luxury of being in my orbit.

    Some of them, the ones you might cheer for on game day or stream their songs on repeat, saw me as the one to fulfill their desires beyond the screen. They wanted someone in charge—someone who knew exactly what they wanted and how to deliver. Whether it was rolling the finest joint, dominating in bed games, or simply maintaining that illusion of unattainable perfection, I was there.

    Sex work, like delivering weed, or Working at Taco Bell was and is about building trust. It was about knowing that they needed me to be more than just a body—they needed me to hold space. To bring them into my universe, even if just for a moment. The same way they couldn’t resist hitting that top-shelf bud, they couldn’t resist the power dynamic that came with being in my presence.

    Cannabis Culture and the Hustle Behind It

    Look, I won’t romanticize it—there were times the work was gritty, and sometimes straight-up dangerous. You can only imagine the wild spectrum of personalities I came across. But in every interaction, every delivery, every moment spent in their company, there was something beautifully raw about the hustle. I was mixing the calm of THC with the raw thrill of being a woman in control of her body, her business, and her clients.

    I was bringing the culture with me, too. The West Coast cannabis scene was still in its baby steps when I started making deliveries. Now, it’s matured, but back then? It was the Wild West all over again. People were still feeling out what legal weed meant, and trust me, some of the first people to dive in were the ones with deep pockets. Celebrities wanted to be discreet, but they also wanted the exclusivity of having the best, and that’s where I came in.

    The weed was fire, and the energy was electric. I was shaping my own path in a business that would ultimately fuel my creative ventures and lay the foundation for what I do with Eat My Cake Records. It’s funny how the cannabis I delivered ended up feeding my passion for music—every transaction, every interaction, every high-flying night delivered stories that I later infused into my songs.

    From Delivering Product to Dropping Beats

    As I transitioned from late-night drops to late-night studio sessions, the hustle stayed with me. It’s all the same game—whether you’re serving up the best concentrates or laying down fire tracks, it’s about bringing your best self to the table and knowing how to connect. The grind taught me how to make people feel good, how to be in control, and how to thrive in chaos.

    I’m still that girl in control. Whether I’m dominating a delivery drop or running the show at Eat My Cake Records, the ethos is the same: I’m here to take you higher—and it’s up to you to keep up.

    So yeah, I might’ve moved from trapping the corner to running my label, but I’ll never forget where I came from. The streets, the penthouses, the backroom deals—I’ve seen it all. And every ounce of that experience is what fuels my music, my art, and the empire I’m building now.

    Stay lifted. Stay hungry. I’ll always be the one feeding you what you need. Enjoy the new song…

    Cosmic Hustle – Jade Ann Byrne – Space Country Trap Single – October 2024
    Cosmic Hustle – Jade Ann Byrne – Space Country Trap Single – October 2024

    “Cosmic Hustle” (Lyrics)

    Verse 1
    I’m sippin’ on that unicorn juice, takin’ flight,
    Ketamine dreams, we floatin’ through the night.
    Concentrate drippin’, THC in the air,
    CBD relaxin’, baby, don’t you care?
    Strattera rush, got you focusin’ tight,
    I’m the boss, in control, you feelin’ it right.
    Come on over, get a taste of this high,
    Artisan well water, take a sip, you’ll fly.

    Pre-Chorus
    Get lifted, get high, baby, let’s ride,
    eGirl cheese drippin’ smooth on the side.
    Sultry come through, come on, boy, let’s play,
    Top of the game, you do what I say.

    Chorus
    I got that cosmic drip, baby, get fed,
    I’m shovin’ it in, now you know who’s ahead.
    Come over, come closer, you know what’s next,
    Get lifted, get high, baby, I’m the best.
    I got that cosmic hustle, I’m runnin’ the show,
    From the stars to the corner, you already know.

    Verse 2
    THC diamonds, they sparkle and gleam,
    On my grind, boy, I’m livin’ the dream.
    Ketamine keys open up your mind,
    In my universe, baby, leave it behind.
    You rollin’ with me, now you hooked on this wave,
    Hit that unicorn juice, now you beggin’ to stay.
    eGirl queen, I’m the dealer and the fiend,
    Givin’ you that taste, now you stuck in the scene.

    Pre-Chorus
    Get lifted, get high, baby, let’s ride,
    eGirl cheese drippin’ smooth on the side.
    Sultry come through, come on, boy, let’s play,
    Top of the game, you do what I say.

    Chorus
    I got that cosmic drip, baby, get fed,
    I’m shovin’ it in, now you know who’s ahead.
    Come over, come closer, you know what’s next,
    Get lifted, get high, baby, I’m the best.
    I got that cosmic hustle, I’m runnin’ the show,
    From the stars to the corner, you already know.

    Bridge
    Strattera visions, you stuck in a trance,
    My universe, boy, you ain’t got a chance.
    Artisan well, keep that thirst satisfied,
    I’m the top, baby, so come for the ride.
    You ain’t felt nothin’ like this in your life,
    Jade in control, got you beggin’ for a bite.

    Chorus
    I got that cosmic drip, baby, get fed,
    I’m shovin’ it in, now you know who’s ahead.
    Come over, come closer, you know what’s next,
    Get lifted, get high, baby, I’m the best.
    I got that cosmic hustle, I’m runnin’ the show,
    From the stars to the corner, you already know.

    Outro
    We’re floatin’ in space, so high we ignite,
    In my universe, I own the night.
    Cosmic vibes, baby, let’s take it slow,
    Come over, get lifted, and let yourself go.

    Bonus Track: ā€œ2 Hot 2 Hung 2 Cosmicā€

    Cosmic Hustle BONUS TRACK 2 HOT 2 HUNG 2 Cosmic – Jade Ann Byrne – Space Country Trap Single – October 2024
    Cosmic Hustle BONUS TRACK 2 HOT 2 HUNG 2 Cosmic – Jade Ann Byrne – Space Country Trap Single – October 2024

    Bonus Track: ā€œ2 Hot 2 Hung 2 Cosmicā€

    Verse 1:
    Cruisin’ down the 210, stars align in my lane,
    High on the hustle, never playin’ the same game,
    Got that cosmic vibe, city lights in my rear,
    Feelin’ so fly, I can’t help but cheer.

    Chorus:
    I’m 2 hot, 2 hung, livin’ life on a whim,
    Rollin’ with the crew, yeah, we’re lookin’ so slim,
    2 this, 2 that, can’t nobody hold me back,
    In this cosmic hustle, I’m leadin’ the pack.

    Verse 2:
    Spaceship on the freeway, fueled by the moonlight,
    Every turn, every twist, we’re takin’ flight,
    Kettle corn and laughter, yeah, we’re vibin’ so right,
    Underneath the starlit sky, everything’s outta sight.

    Chorus:
    I’m 2 hot, 2 hung, livin’ life on a whim,
    Rollin’ with the crew, yeah, we’re lookin’ so slim,
    2 this, 2 that, can’t nobody hold me back,
    In this cosmic hustle, I’m leadin’ the pack.

    Bridge:
    Turn up the bass, let the speakers ignite,
    Cosmic cowgirl, ridin’ through the night,
    2 wild, 2 free, got my heart in the beat,
    With the universe behind me, I can’t accept defeat.

    Chorus:
    I’m 2 hot, 2 hung, livin’ life on a whim,
    Rollin’ with the crew, yeah, we’re lookin’ so slim,
    2 this, 2 that, can’t nobody hold me back,
    In this cosmic hustle, I’m leadin’ the pack.

    Outro:
    So here’s to the stars, and the journey we take,
    On the 210, feelin’ high, make no mistake,
    2 hot, 2 hung, in this cosmic embrace,
    We’re hustlin’ through the galaxy, settin’ the pace.

    Jade Ann Byrne
    Founder of Eat My Cake Records
    Cannabis Dealer Turned Music Mogul

  • DJ Wet Cupcake & The Rise of Eat My Cake Records: Space Country Trap to Trade Chat’s Heartbeat

    DJ Wet Cupcake & The Rise of Eat My Cake Records: Space Country Trap to Trade Chat’s Heartbeat

    Imagine being on the telephone with my; Jade Ann Byrne a k a DJ Wet CupCupCake of 420 AM trade Chat Talk Radio KAKE gets recognized for its new form of audio broadcast radio by being invited to participate in the exclusive Twitch DJ program & also promoted to a Twitch Affiliate.

    “DJ Wet Cupcake and the Rise of Eat My Cake Records: Space Country Trap to Trade Chat’s Heartbeat”

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    In the boundless universe of Twitch, where creativity, gaming, and innovation collide, an unexpected force has surged to the forefront: DJ Wet Cupcake, the electrifying persona of Jade Ann Byrne, founder of Eat My Cake Records. The journey from a humble, bold Midwest upbringing to becoming a media giant in the realm of space country trap is nothing short of legendary. This is not your average success story—this is the culmination of nearly two decades of passion, dedication, and the art of spinning narratives on platforms like Moon Guard’s Trade Chat.

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    From Midwestern Roots to Digital Domination

    Born with a tenacity unmatched, Jade Ann Byrne’s creative spark ignited long before Eat My Cake Records was etched into the annals of music history. Her early influences ranged from the sounds of bareback bronco riding in Midwest rodeos to coding sessions that stretched into the early morning hours, often accompanied by the hum of an AM country music station. It’s this perfect collision of grit and technical prowess that would later define her empire.

    https://kake-moonguard.egirl4rent.com

    In 2006, when World of Warcraft’s Moon Guard server opened its gates, a revolution was quietly brewing. Jade, already a savvy technologist with a penchant for gaming, quickly staked her claim in this virtual world. But it wasn’t just her prowess in-game that caught attention—it was her voice. Through her bold alter-ego, DJ Wet Cupcake, she began to build a reputation as the Trade Chat Talk Radio Disc Jockey, narrating the server’s pulse with a charm that kept players hooked.

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    The Birth of a Sound: Space Country Trap

    Eat My Cake Records emerged from the creative crucible of Jade’s life experiences, blending genres that most wouldn’t dare touch. Space country trap—a sound that marries the twangy ethos of country music with the gritty beats of trap, all while floating in the cosmic ambiance of space—became Jade Ann Byrne’s signature. It’s a genre that embodies the tension between tradition and futurism, much like Jade’s own journey from the quiet countrysides to the bustling streets of Los Angeles.

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    With DJ Wet Cupcake at the helm, Eat My Cake Records became a beacon for innovation, a hub for musicians and storytellers who weren’t afraid to break rules. Jade’s ability to curate soundtracks that matched the emotions of gamers, coders, and dreamers made her an industry disruptor. And when Moon Guard’s Trade Chat opened, DJ Wet Cupcake was ready to narrate the chaos—live, unscripted, and with the help of Microsoft’s Zira text-to-speech engine, she

    became a bridge between reality and the in-game world.

    “Wet Cupcake” – Narrating the Stories of the People

    More than just a DJ, DJ Wet Cupcake is a narrator of lives, a chronicler of in-game victories, defeats, and everything in between. With a voice that commands attention and a narrative style that oscillates between witty and downright unhinged, Wet Cupcake offers players more than just music. She gives them a stage.

    In Trade Chat, where heroes and villains alike beat their chests and crest their own stories, DJ Wet Cupcake uses her platform to let them shine. She amplifies their tales, adding her unique spin while keeping the spotlight on the community. It’s no wonder that players flock to hear her stream, where the line between listener and participant blurs.

    The infusion of David, her cryptic TTS commentator, into the mix adds a layer of unpredictable humor. David, with his dry quips, acts as the perfect counterbalance to Wet Cupcake’s (Microsoft Zira’s vocal) energy, their banter reminiscent of AM chat or call in radio duos from another era, though steeped in the digital chaos of 2024. Together, they’ve crafted an experience that’s part rave, part rodeo, and entirely original.

    A Historic Twitch Moment: The Fastest Affiliate Promotion Ever

    Twitch Affiliate DJ Wet CupCake

    September 30, 2024, will go down in history—not just for DJ Wet Cupcake, but for Twitch itself. On this day, the official invite from Twitch arrived, ushering Jade into the Affiliate Program—the fastest affiliate promotion Twitch has ever seen. Her rise was meteoric, but not without reason. Twitch recognized what so many already knew: DJ Wet Cupcake’s stream was a revolution.

    From the wild world of Moon Guard’s Trade Chat to her uniquely immersive experience, Wet Cupcake’s channel broke the mold. She wasn’t just playing music—she was narrating an evolving, player-driven epic, all while her carefully curated soundtracks set the emotional tone. This wasn’t just a Twitch stream; it was an art form, a new genre of media broadcast that merged gaming, music, and live narration into something entirely new.

    This breakthrough marked eGirl4Rent PMC’s second Twitch affiliate, cementing the growing influence of the Jade Ann Byrne universe in the broader digital world. Wet Cupcake wasn’t just another streamer. She had become a media powerhouse, proving that the lines between DJ, storyteller, and gamer could be blurred in exciting new ways.

    Why DJ Wet Cupcake Matters

    The importance of DJ Wet Cupcake goes beyond mere Twitch success. She represents a new paradigm in entertainment, where the audience is part of the narrative. Her use of tools like Microsoft Zira’s text-to-speech isn’t just a gimmick; it’s a way to democratize storytelling, giving players and listeners an interactive voice in their own tales. Jade Ann Byrne’s deep understanding of technology allows her to use these tools to enhance her stream in ways that few can replicate; her understanding of human nature, behavior, and nuances comes from experience and carrying her own bucket.

    But beyond the tech, it’s the human connection that sets DJ Wet Cupcake apart. Her voice—sometimes soft, sometimes chaotic—invites her audience into a world where their stories matter, where space country trap can be the soundtrack to their in-game adventures, and where Trade Chat becomes more than a chaotic text wall—it becomes a living, breathing community.

    The Future: Eat My Cake Records and Beyond

    As Eat My Cake Records continues to push boundaries, DJ Wet Cupcake is set to lead the charge into new frontiers. With the newly earned Twitch Affiliate status, more opportunities are opening up to integrate the space country trap sound with live narration. And with the Moon Guard community rallying behind her, Jade Ann Byrne’s creation is on the cusp of becoming a household name in both music and gaming.

    In a world where Twitch streams come and go, DJ Wet Cupcake is here to stay. Whether she’s spinning space country trap beats, narrating the most outrageous Trade Chat stories, or bantering with David, one thing is certain: her story has only just begun, and we’re all along for the ride.

    So, to Jade Ann Byrne, DJ Wet Cupcake, and the countless adventurers of Moon Guard—congratulations on this milestone. From Midwest roots to becoming a digital media titan, you’ve shown us all that no story is too small to be told. Keep spinning those records, narrating those tales, and most importantly, eating your cake too.

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    My Cake Records Reaches New Heights with DJ Wet Cupcake’s Innovative Streaming Milestone**

    We are beyond thrilled to announce the groundbreaking achievement of DJ Wet Cupcake, a trailblazer in immersive audio storytelling and the creative force behind Eat My Cake Records, as she joins the prestigious Twitch Affiliate Program. This milestone marks a significant evolution in our journey, with DJ Wet Cupcake redefining the boundaries of entertainment through her genre-bending space country trap music and live roleplay narration in Moon Guard’s Trade Chat.

    Since 2006, DJ Wet Cupcake has captivated audiences by blending the art of music with real-time in-game storytelling, creating an interactive experience unlike anything else on Twitch. By utilizing Microsoft Zira’s text-to-speech technology, she offers a dynamic platform where the players’ stories come to life, narrating victories, defeats, and every adventure in between.

    This latest accolade is not just a win for DJ Wet Cupcake, but a proud moment for our entire Eat My Cake Records family. Our commitment to innovation and elevating unique voices in digital entertainment has always been at the heart of what we do, and this achievement represents yet another step forward in that mission. We’re honored to be a part of the eGirl4Rent universe, which continues to break boundaries in both the music and gaming industries.

    We humbly invite you to join us as we continue to push the limits of what’s possible in digital media, connecting with audiences across the globe through storytelling, music, and immersive experiences. Stay tuned for more exciting developments as Eat My Cake Records and DJ Wet Cupcake continue to evolve and shape the future of entertainment.

    English:

    Eat My Cake Records Reaches New Heights with DJ Wet Cupcake’s Innovative Streaming Milestone

    We are beyond thrilled to announce the groundbreaking achievement of DJ Wet Cupcake, a trailblazer in immersive audio storytelling and the creative force behind Eat My Cake Records, as she joins the prestigious Twitch Affiliate Program. This milestone marks a significant evolution in our journey, with DJ Wet Cupcake redefining the boundaries of entertainment through her genre-bending space country trap music and live roleplay narration in Moon Guard’s Trade Chat.

    French:

    Eat My Cake Records atteint de nouveaux sommets avec l’innovation en streaming de DJ Wet Cupcake

    Nous sommes ravis d’annoncer l’exploit rĆ©volutionnaire de DJ Wet Cupcake, une pionniĆØre de la narration audio immersive et la force crĆ©atrice derriĆØre Eat My Cake Records, qui rejoint le prestigieux programme d’affiliation Twitch. Ce jalon marque une Ć©volution significative dans notre parcours, avec DJ Wet Cupcake redĆ©finissant les frontiĆØres du divertissement grĆ¢ce Ć  sa musique unique, mĆ©lange de space country trap, et Ć  sa narration en direct dans le Trade Chat de Moon Guard.

    Spanish:

    Eat My Cake Records Alcanza Nuevas Alturas con el Innovador Hito de DJ Wet Cupcake en Streaming

    Estamos encantados de anunciar el logro innovador de DJ Wet Cupcake, una pionera en la narración de audio inmersiva y la mente creativa detrÔs de Eat My Cake Records, al unirse al prestigioso Programa de Afiliados de Twitch. Este hito marca una evolución significativa en nuestro viaje, con DJ Wet Cupcake redefiniendo los límites del entretenimiento a través de su música de space country trap y la narración en vivo en el Trade Chat de Moon Guard.

    German:

    Eat My Cake Records erreicht neue Hƶhen mit DJ Wet Cupcakes innovativem Streaming-Meilenstein

    Wir freuen uns sehr, den bahnbrechenden Erfolg von DJ Wet Cupcake, einer Vorreiterin in der immersiven Audio-Erzählung und der kreativen Kraft hinter Eat My Cake Records, bekannt zu geben, die dem prestigeträchtigen Twitch-Affiliate-Programm beitritt. Dieser Meilenstein markiert eine bedeutende Weiterentwicklung unserer Reise, da DJ Wet Cupcake die Grenzen der Unterhaltung mit ihrer genreübergreifenden Space Country Trap-Musik und der Live-Rollenspiel-Erzählung im Moon Guard Trade Chat neu definiert.

    Italian:

    Eat My Cake Records raggiunge nuove vette con il traguardo innovativo dello streaming di DJ Wet Cupcake

    Siamo entusiasti di annunciare il traguardo rivoluzionario di DJ Wet Cupcake, una pioniera della narrazione audio immersiva e la forza creativa dietro Eat My Cake Records, che si unisce al prestigioso Programma Affiliati Twitch. Questo traguardo segna un’evoluzione significativa nel nostro percorso, con DJ Wet Cupcake che ridefinisce i confini dell’intrattenimento attraverso la sua musica space country trap e la narrazione di ruolo dal vivo nel Trade Chat di Moon Guard.

    Japanese:

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    ē§ćŸć”ćÆć€Eat My Cake Recordsć®ć‚ÆćƒŖć‚Øć‚¤ćƒ†ć‚£ćƒ–ćŖåŠ›ć§ć‚ć‚Šć€ę²”å…„åž‹ć‚Ŗćƒ¼ćƒ‡ć‚£ć‚Ŗć‚¹ćƒˆćƒ¼ćƒŖćƒ¼ćƒ†ćƒŖćƒ³ć‚°ć®ćƒ‘ć‚¤ć‚Ŗćƒ‹ć‚¢ć§ć‚ć‚‹DJ Wet CupcakećŒć€ęØ©åØć‚ć‚‹Twitch Affiliatećƒ—ćƒ­ć‚°ćƒ©ćƒ ć«å‚åŠ ć—ćŸć“ćØć‚’å–œć‚“ć§ćŠēŸ„ć‚‰ć›ć—ć¾ć™ć€‚ć“ć®ćƒžć‚¤ćƒ«ć‚¹ćƒˆćƒ¼ćƒ³ćÆć€DJ Wet Cupcake恌态Moon Guard恮Trade Chatć§ć®ćƒ©ć‚¤ćƒ–ćƒ­ćƒ¼ćƒ«ćƒ—ćƒ¬ć‚¤ćƒŠćƒ¬ćƒ¼ć‚·ćƒ§ćƒ³ćØć€ć‚øćƒ£ćƒ³ćƒ«ć‚’č¶…ćˆćŸć‚¹ćƒšćƒ¼ć‚¹ć‚«ćƒ³ćƒˆćƒŖćƒ¼ćƒˆćƒ©ćƒƒćƒ—ćƒŸćƒ„ćƒ¼ć‚øćƒƒć‚Æć‚’é€šć˜ć¦ć‚Øćƒ³ć‚æćƒ¼ćƒ†ć‚¤ćƒ”ćƒ³ćƒˆć®å¢ƒē•Œć‚’å†å®šē¾©ć™ć‚‹äø­ć§ć€ē§ćŸć”ć®ę—…ć®é‡č¦ćŖé€²åŒ–ć‚’ē¤ŗć—ć¦ć„ć¾ć™ć€‚

    Korean:

    Eat My Cake Records, DJ Wet Cupcakeģ˜ ķ˜ģ‹ ģ ģø ģŠ¤ķŠøė¦¬ė°ģœ¼ė”œ 새딜욓 ģ§€ķ‰ģ„ 엓다

    ģš°ė¦¬ėŠ” ėŖ°ģž…ķ˜• ģ˜¤ė””ģ˜¤ ģŠ¤ķ† ė¦¬ķ…”ė§ģ˜ ģ„ źµ¬ģžģ“ģž Eat My Cake Recordsģ˜ ģ°½ģ˜ģ  ķž˜ģø DJ Wet Cupcakeź°€ ź¶Œģœ„ ģžˆėŠ” Twitch Affiliate ķ”„ė”œź·øėžØģ— ķ•©ė„˜ķ•˜ź²Œ 된 ź²ƒģ„ 기쁘게 ģƒź°ķ•©ė‹ˆė‹¤. ģ“ė²ˆ ģ—…ģ ģ€ Moon Guardģ˜ Trade Chatģ—ģ„œ ģ‹¤ģ‹œź°„ ė”¤ķ”Œė ˆģ“ ė‚“ė ˆģ“ģ…˜ź³¼ ģŠ¤ķŽ˜ģ“ģŠ¤ 컨트리 ķŠøėž© ģŒģ•…ģ„ 통핓 DJ Wet Cupcakeź°€ ģ—”ķ„°ķ…ŒģøėØ¼ķŠøģ˜ 경계넼 ģž¬ģ •ģ˜ķ•˜ė©“ģ„œ ģš°ė¦¬ģ˜ ģ—¬ģ •ģ—ģ„œ ģ¤‘ģš”ķ•œ 진화넼 ė‚˜ķƒ€ėƒ…ė‹ˆė‹¤.

    Portuguese:

    Eat My Cake Records Atinge Novos Patamares com a Inovadora Conquista de DJ Wet Cupcake no Streaming

    Estamos emocionados em anunciar o feito inovador de DJ Wet Cupcake, uma pioneira na narração de Ôudio imersiva e a força criativa por trÔs da Eat My Cake Records, ao juntar-se ao prestigiado Programa de Afiliados da Twitch. Este marco representa uma evolução significativa em nossa trajetória, com DJ Wet Cupcake redefinindo os limites do entretenimento com sua música space country trap e narração ao vivo no Trade Chat de Moon Guard.

    Russian:

    Eat My Cake Records Достигает ŠŠ¾Š²Ń‹Ń… Высот с Š˜Š½Š½Š¾Š²Š°Ń†ŠøŠ¾Š½Š½Ń‹Š¼ ŠŸŠ¾Ń‚Š¾ŠŗŠ¾Š¼ DJ Wet Cupcake

    ŠœŃ‹ раГы ŃŠ¾Š¾Š±Ń‰ŠøŃ‚ŃŒ о новаторском Гостижении DJ Wet Cupcake, пионера в области иммерсивного ауГио-рассказа Šø творческой силы, ŃŃ‚Š¾ŃŃ‰ŠµŠ¹ за Eat My Cake Records, ŠŗŠ¾Ń‚Š¾Ń€Š°Ń ŠæŃ€ŠøŃŠ¾ŠµŠ“ŠøŠ½ŠøŠ»Š°ŃŃŒ Šŗ престижной ŠŸŃ€Š¾Š³Ń€Š°Š¼Š¼Šµ ŠŸŠ°Ń€Ń‚Š½ŠµŃ€Š¾Š² Twitch. Этот ŃŃ‚Š°Šæ Š·Š½Š°Š¼ŠµŠ½ŃƒŠµŃ‚ собой Š·Š½Š°Ń‡ŠøŃ‚ŠµŠ»ŃŒŠ½ŃƒŃŽ ŃŠ²Š¾Š»ŃŽŃ†ŠøŃŽ нашего ŠæŃƒŃ‚Šø, когГа DJ Wet Cupcake ŠæŠµŃ€ŠµŠ¾ŠæŃ€ŠµŠ“ŠµŠ»ŃŠµŃ‚ границы развлечений через Š¼ŃƒŠ·Ń‹ŠŗŃƒ в жанре space country trap Šø живое повествование в Moon Guard’s Trade Chat.
  • DJ Wet CupCake: The Beat-Master Narrating Azeroth’s Chaotic Trade Chat Live on KAKE 420 AM

    DJ Wet CupCake: The Beat-Master Narrating Azeroth’s Chaotic Trade Chat Live on KAKE 420 AM


    In an era where social media giants dominate the landscape, one voice rises from the cosmic wilderness of Azeroth’s Moon Guard to remind us of a time when Trade Chat was the most raw and authentic social platform on the internet. Enter DJ Wet CupCake, the emcee whose live shows on KAKE 420 AM blend avant-garde beats, quirky commentary, and the unfiltered madness of Moon Guard Alliance.

    Powered by Eat My Cake Records and hosted by the multi-talented Jade Ann Byrne, DJ Wet CupCake takes you on a ride where fantasy immersion meets rave vibes. Broadcasting from her studio in downtown Los Angeles, DJ Wet CupCake’s show offers a mix of cutting-edge electronic music, real-time RP narration, and spicy Trade Chat interactions. It’s not just a radio show—it’s an experience.

    Since 2006, DJ Wet CupCake has been the voice that pulls Moon Guard’s Trade Chat from the digital ether and transforms it into live organic radio gold. Whether she’s reading out a troll’s latest hot take, TTS narrating the epic drama of Azeroth, or dropping surreal insights on human connection, her show is a high-energy collision of sound and spirit.

    Expect a whirlwind of beats, banter, and eRP-PvP immersion. With sponsorship from eGirl4Rent and backed by Eat My Cake Records, DJ Wet CupCake’s broadcasts are the perfect escape for those looking to dive deep into fantasy worlds—while keeping their feet firmly planted in the pulse of modern music.

    And the best part? It’s all real. Every show is driven by listener participation, bringing the words, thoughts, and emotions of Moon Guard’s players to life on-air. Whether you’re grinding out dailies, waiting on dungeon queues, or just want to hear some spicy beats, DJ Wet CupCake serves up the perfect soundtrack for your digital adventures.

    Why You Should Tune In:

    • Immersive Trade Chat Narration: Hear the highs, lows, and pure chaos of Azeroth’s Trade Chat brought to life.
    • Cutting-Edge Beats: From underground electronic mixes to avant-garde classics, DJ Wet CupCake curates a unique sound experience.
    • RP-Friendly Commentary: Dive deep into Azeroth’s most iconic realm, narrated by the master of fantasy immersion herself.
    • Real-Time Listener Engagement: The radio show that reads your, your mom’s & Ur dads’ Trade Chat messages and turns them into live entertainment.

    Where to Find DJ Wet CupCake:

    • Live on KAKE 420 AM: Tune your dial and let DJ Wet CupCake take you to the heart of Stormwind.
    • Streaming on Twitch: Twitch.tv/DJWetCupCake
    • Follow on Social: Get your daily dose of Azeroth and LA vibes on Twitter, Instagram, and beyond.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the wild, chaotic, and deeply immersive world of DJ Wet CupCake, turn your dial to 420 AM KAKE, or hit that follow button on Twitch. Step into a world where fantasy meets reality, where Trade Chat is the ultimate platform, and where DJ Wet CupCake is the voice narrating your every move.


    PRESS RELEASE: DJ Wet CupCake Brings Cosmic Beats & Raw Energy to 420 AM Talk Radio KAKE šŸŽ™ļøšŸŒ™

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    September 2024
    Los Angeles, CA — Eat My Cake Records

    DJ Wet CupCake is redefining the airwaves at 420 AM Talk Radio KAKE, serving up a unique fusion of electronic beats and raw live commentary straight from the most legendary corner of Azeroth: Moon Guard Trade Chat Alliance. Brought to life by the multi-talented Jade Ann Byrne, this radio station is more than just a broadcast—it’s an interdimensional party, inviting players and listeners to immerse themselves in high-fantasy rizz, abstract humor, and human connection.

    Powered by Eat My Cake Records, DJ Wet CupCake blends the pulse of underground West Coast rave culture with surreal insights pulled from the chaotic beauty of Moon Guard’s Trade Chat—proving that the best social media platform is still an unfiltered line of text in a crowded Azeroth city. Whether you’re listening for the beats, the banter, or a bit of both, DJ Wet CupCake guarantees an auditory escape like no other.


    420 AM KAKE: A Cosmic Convergence of Sound and Fantasy

    In a world where the corporate grip on social media is tighter than ever, DJ Wet CupCake is a refreshing throwback to the days when Trade Chat was a wild, organic space for self-expression. Trade Chat is the original social media, and DJ Wet CupCake is its most vibrant emcee—narrating the hustle, trolling, and camaraderie with humor and grace.

    From her studio in downtown Los Angeles to the fantastical Trade District of Stormwind, DJ Wet CupCake’s show transports listeners from Earth to Azeroth, blurring the lines between real life and virtual immersion. Broadcasting live with sponsors like eGirl4Rent and Eat My Cake Records, her sessions mix high-energy talk with cutting-edge electronic beats and avant-garde classics.

    Listeners can expect:

    • Spontaneous Trade Chat Narration: The real-time chaos of Moon Guard, voiced and spun into on-air radio gold.
    • Avant-Garde Beats: West Coast rave vibes, cosmic beats, and experimental sounds curated from the underground.
    • RP-Centric Commentary: Whether it’s trolling, serious RP immersion, or addressing the human side of online interaction, DJ Wet CupCake delivers with a sharp wet tongue and empathetic heart.

    Who is DJ Wet CupCake?

    Behind the decks of KAKE 420 AM is the fiercely authentic DJ Wet CupCake, the radio persona of Jade Ann Byrne. A force of nature, DJ Wet CupCake blends immersive RP with her own vintage West Coast energy—she’s a little bit rave scene queen, a little bit femcel icon, and a whole lot of raw, unfiltered talent.

    DJ Wet CupCake’s Backstory:

    • Height: 5’7ā€
    • Weight: 140 lbs
    • Broadcast Location: Los Angeles, CA & Stormwind Trade District
    • Record Label: Eat My Cake Records šŸ°
    • Likes: Avant-garde art, cosmic beats, surreal conversations, and Trade Chat trolling.
    • Dislikes: Lag, judgmental people, forced social media perfection.
    • Mission: To provide a safe, immersive space where listeners can explore fantasy, escape reality, and share their authentic selves.

    Since 2006, DJ Wet CupCake has been narrating Moon Guard Alliance’s Trade Chat, evolving from a simple chat commentator into a fully-fledged radio personality. Her show is part rave, part immersion, and part talk show—transforming the chaos of Azeroth’s most iconic realm into a truly cosmic experience.


    Join the Vibe: DJ Wet CupCake on 420 AM KAKE

    TUNE IN LIVE!

    Whether you’re grinding dailies in Azeroth or dancing your way through Los Angeles, DJ Wet CupCake invites you to tune in, vibe out, and lose yourself in the blend of vintage rave energy and west coast retail fantasy immersion that’s made KAKE 420 AM a hit. Live radio meets live RP as DJ Wet CupCake brings your typed thoughts, questions, and memes to life on-air.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride, turn that dial to 420 AM KAKE and let DJ Wet CupCake transport you to a world where immersion isn’t just accepted—it’s celebrated.

    ā€œYou’re tuned into KAKE 420 AM. I’m DJ Wet CupCake, and this is where the magic happens.ā€


    For more information, sponsorship inquiries, or to request a media kit, please contact:

    Eat My Cake Records PR Team
    Email: [email protected]
    Website: EatMyCakeRecords.com

    Get lost in the beats. Get lost in the chat. And most importantly, get lost in the world of DJ Wet CupCake.

  • Jade Ann Byrne Netflix Pilot Episode Script “eGirl4Rent: Renaissance Rescue”

    Jade Ann Byrne Netflix Pilot Episode Script “eGirl4Rent: Renaissance Rescue”

    Jade Ann Byrne Netflix Pilot Episode Script “eGirl4Rent: Renaissance Rescue”


    Jade Ann Byrne Netflix Pilot Episode Script “eGirl4Rent: Renaissance Rescue”

    Streaming Comedy Super Family Anime Cartoon

    Title: “eGirl4Rent: Renaissance Rescue”


    COLD OPEN

    EXT. SNOW-CAPPED MOUNTAIN VILLA – DAY

    The camera pans across a picturesque, snow-covered villa nestled high in the mountains, where peace and luxury seem to reign—until…

    SMASH CUT TO:

    INT. VILLA – DAY

    Inside, the lavish decor feels like a scene out of a Renaissance painting, complete with regal furniture, gold chandeliers, and intricate wallpaper. Yet, scattered across a table are vintage laptops—an odd contrast to the historical setting.

    Seated at the table are LADY FLORENCE (40s, regal, with a dry wit) and DUKE HAROLD (40s, affable but clueless). They are dressed in Renaissance attire, though the room is filled with modern gadgets.

    LADY FLORENCE
    (sighing)
    If only you’d listened, Harold. A cozy chateau in Switzerland might have been safer than this… fortress.

    DUKE HAROLD
    (grinning)
    Florence, it’s our ancestral home! And it’s not just any fortress—we have The Mona Lisa!

    The camera zooms in on the iconic painting, now hanging on the wall. Mona Lisa seems to give a sly wink as if she’s part of the joke.

    LADY FLORENCE
    (sarcastically)
    Yes, because a famous painting is exactly what we needed for a quiet getaway.

    A LOUD BANG suddenly reverberates through the villa.

    DUKE HAROLD
    (startled)
    Did you hear that?

    Before Florence can respond, the door BURSTS open. In rushes the eGirl4Rent SWAT TEAM, led by CAPTAIN CANDY (30s, tough yet endearing, with a playful streak). Her team, dressed in tactical gear marked with “eGirl,” sweeps into the room.

    CAPTAIN CANDY
    (apologetically)
    Sorry for the intrusion, Your Graces. eGirl4Rent, reporting for duty! Heard you needed a little… rescuing?

    DUKE HAROLD
    (puzzled)
    Rescuing? We were just about to enjoy some tea.

    CAPTAIN CANDY
    (grinning)
    More like a close call. Word on the net is, some bad actors want The Mona Lisa—and not for an art exhibit.

    Her team fans out, setting up a mix of modern tech gadgets and classic defense mechanisms. CORPORAL COOKIE (20s, tech wizard, bubblegum aficionado) sets up a retro laptop and starts tapping away.

    CORPORAL COOKIE
    (cheerfully)
    Relax, folks! I’ve got surveillance all set—nobody’s getting past Gumdrop and me.

    DUKE HAROLD
    (muttering to Florence)
    Gumdrop?

    Florence raises an eyebrow—clearly, she’s as bemused as Harold.

    LADY FLORENCE
    (wryly)
    I guess tea will have to wait.


    ACT ONE

    EXT. VILLA – DAY

    Outside, the serene mountain scene is disrupted by the arrival of the Bumbling Bandits, three inept thieves led by BIG BILL (40s, all bravado). He holds a treasure map that’s upside down.

    BIG BILL
    (smugly)
    Alright, boys! The Mona Lisa is ours—just follow my lead…

    His sidekicks, TINY TIM (20s, scrawny but enthusiastic) and AVERAGE JOE (30s, blandly forgettable), exchange confused looks.

    TINY TIM
    (whispering)
    Uh, Bill… the map’s upside down.

    Big Bill flips the map, feigning confidence.

    BIG BILL
    (quickly)
    I knew that. Now, let’s grab that painting!


    INT. VILLA – DAY

    Inside, the eGirls are fortifying the villa. Captain Candy takes charge, while Duke Harold and Lady Florence watch in a mix of awe and confusion.

    DUKE HAROLD
    (impressed)
    This is the most excitement we’ve had in ages!

    LADY FLORENCE
    (sarcastically)
    And the most security, apparently.

    An alarm sounds, and Corporal Cookie’s laptop lights up.

    CORPORAL COOKIE
    (grinning)
    Heads up, Captain! The Bumbling Bandits have arrived!

    CAPTAIN CANDY
    (smiling)
    Alright, team—let’s roll out the welcome mat.

    PRIVATE PEACHES (20s, the prankster) pulls out a sack of slippery marbles and banana peels.

    PRIVATE PEACHES
    (giggling)
    They won’t know what hit ā€˜em!

    The bandits, oblivious to the impending chaos, clumsily break in through a side door.


    ACT TWO

    INT. VILLA – HALLWAY – DAY

    The bandits sneak through the hall, unaware they’re being watched by SERGEANT STRAWBERRY (20s, stealth expert). She signals to Captain Candy.

    Big Bill leads the gang around the corner, directly onto the banana peels and marbles. They slide, spin, and crash into a net trap set by Sergeant Strawberry, hoisting them into the air.

    BIG BILL
    (frustrated)
    What is this?!

    SERGEANT STRAWBERRY
    (appearing from the shadows)
    A lesson in graceful exits.

    The bandits struggle, but they’re stuck. The eGirls have outmaneuvered them at every turn.

    TINY TIM
    (groaning)
    This isn’t what I signed up for!


    INT. VILLA – LIVING ROOM – DAY

    The dust settles, and the eGirls stand triumphant. Duke Harold and Lady Florence sip tea, The Mona Lisa safe on the wall.

    LADY FLORENCE
    (relieved)
    Well, that was… entertaining.

    DUKE HAROLD
    (grinning)
    I feel safer already!

    Captain Candy, ever humble, steps forward.

    CAPTAIN CANDY
    (playfully)
    All in a day’s work. But next time, maybe upgrade the security system?

    DUKE HAROLD
    (laughing)
    Consider it done! You girls are always welcome here.

    PRIVATE PEACHES
    (teasing)
    You might need us sooner than you think!


    TAG

    EXT. VILLA – DAY

    The eGirls pack up, ready to leave. The bandits, still dangling, are loaded into a police van. The team’s Shiba Inu mascot hops into their vehicle, tail wagging.

    BIG BILL
    (grumbling)
    You haven’t seen the last of us!

    CAPTAIN CANDY
    (waving)
    We’ll be waiting!

    The eGirls drive off into the sunset, with the Shiba Inu enjoying the breeze. The villa, once again peaceful, glows in the golden light as the camera zooms out.


    CREDITS ROLL

    FADE OUT


    END OF PILOT


    Jade Ann Byrne Netflix Pilot Episode Script “eGirl4Rent: Renaissance Rescue” combines the fun, zany energy of a family anime cartoon with a story that appeals to both kids and adults, creating a light-hearted, action-packed pilot ready for the world of streaming.

  • The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Crafting the Puzzle of Melody with My Guitar Wielding Muse, Sarah Spencer – Day 2 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge ā€œMystery of Echoesā€

    The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Crafting the Puzzle of Melody with My Guitar Wielding Muse, Sarah Spencer – Day 2 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge ā€œMystery of Echoesā€

    The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Crafting the Puzzle of Melody with My Guitar Wielding Muse, Sarah Spencer – Day 2 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge ā€œMystery of Echoesā€


    Greetings, Creative Pioneers,


    As the sun sets on another day in the vibrant city of Nashville, I find myself enveloped in the enigmatic embrace of our next creative endeavor. Today, under the guidance of the ever-inspiring Sarah Spencer of SongFancy, I embraced a challenge that urged me to step into the unknown and weave a song out of the celestial mysteries.

    ā€œMystery of Echoesā€ is the name, and intrigue is its game. With a chorus constrained to a mere ten words, the song captures the essence of a riddle wrapped in a melody. Transcending through the keys of D minor, G minor, A minor, E minor, and culminating in the clarity of C major, it’s a musical journey through the night’s veil into the dawn’s revelation.

    (Verse 1)In twilight’s hush, time whispers soft,

    Secrets in shadows, aloft.

    Stars wink clues, in cosmic play,

    Night’s puzzle unfolds in a ballet.

    (Chorus - 10 words)

    Whispers, stars, time’s dance,

    Secrets echo, night’s trance.

    (Key: D minor)

    (Verse 2)

    Moon’s silver thread weaves through fate,

    Riddles of heart, in constellations’ gate.

    Galaxies turn, a maze in space,

    Solving the spiral, an ethereal chase.

    (Chorus - 10 words)

    Moon’s weave, fate’s path,

    Galaxies’ maze, spiral’s math.

    (Key: G minor)

    (Bridge)

    Melodies twist, a labyrinth’s call,

    Notes rise and fall, a celestial ball.

    Harmony’s key in stardust lined,

    Unlock the song, let mysteries unwind.

    (Key: E minor)

    (Verse 3)

    Dawn’s light breaks, answers clear,

    In echoed chords, we draw near.

    Sunrise paints solutions bold,

    In day’s bright hands, the story’s told.

    (Chorus - 10 words)

    Dawn’s answers, light’s reveal,

    Sunrise paints, day’s seal.

    (Key: C major)

    The adventure of Day 2 has been nothing short of magical, stirring the soul with its complex layers, beckoning all who listen to unravel its secrets. My gratitude extends to Sarah once again, for her vision has prompted this fusion of music and enigma, a daring dance with the muse.

    Join me as we chase the echoes of mysteries in our quest for musical enlightenment. May ā€œMystery of Echoesā€ be the puzzle your spirit yearns to solve, a melody that challenges you to listen closer, think deeper, and dream wider.

    Until the next note falls,
    Musically Yours,
    Jade Ann Byrne ( Paladin Jade )

  • The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Scribing Legacies with ā€œEmpire of Echoesā€ – Day 5 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge

    The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Scribing Legacies with ā€œEmpire of Echoesā€ – Day 5 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge

    The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Scribing Legacies with ā€œEmpire of Echoesā€ – Day 5 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge

    Noble Patrons of the Arts and Digital Empire,

    As twilight heralds the end of an epic songwriting saga, we arrive at the grand finale, Day 5 of the illustrious challenge set forth by Sarah Spencer of SongFancy. With a heart full of melodies and a soul brimming with stories, I present to you ā€œEmpire of Echoes,ā€ a song that is the very essence of the Jade Ann Byrne empire, a realm where the sun’s journey never ceases and the echoes of grandeur resonate in the worn pages of history. Enjoy my waves pls.

    Title: ā€œEmpire of Echoesā€

    (Verse 1)

    In pages worn, the past does dwell,

    Ink-stained stories, they do tell.

    The Jade empire, wide and free,

    Where sun’s light dances on land and sea.

    (Chorus)

    An empire where the sun dares not to rest,

    With echoes of adventure, we are blessed.

    Strength in unity, our constant theme,

    Jade Ann Byrne’s realm, a living dream.

    (Amplifier - Confidence and Determination)

    (Verse 2)

    Here heroes rise, in courage clad,

    No room for meek, no time for sad.

    Their capes aloft, they claim the sky,

    A stand for all, their battle cry.

    (Chorus)

    An empire where the sun ever shines,

    Through lost languages, through ancient pines.

    Here we stand, the meek and the brave,

    In the empire of echoes, bold and stave.

    (Bridge)

    Languages lost to time’s embrace,

    In every corner, in every space.

    Yet the spirit speaks a common tongue,

    Of battles fought and victories won.

    (Verse 3)

    Allies strong, in command, lead the charge,

    Their wills unbroken, their hearts large.

    No bending, no whimpering in this fight,

    Only standing tall, in the fading light.

    (Chorus)

    An empire where the dusk meets dawn,

    With determination, we carry on.

    In the journal of life, our stories weave,

    In the empire of Jade, we believe.

    (Outro)

    So let the journal hold the tales we treasure,

    Of an empire vast, without measure.

    A legacy of strength, a future to mold,

    In the empire of Jade Ann Byrne, forever bold.

    In this final cadence, our song surges with the might of percussion and the call of strings, carrying forth the legacy of an empire eternally bathed in daylight. Each verse, each chorus, is a testament to the enduring spirit of the domain over which Jade Ann Byrne presides with grace and fortitude.

    As the challenge concludes, I extend my deepest gratitude to Sarah Spencer, whose guidance has been the beacon through this creative odyssey. May this song, ā€œEmpire of Echoes,ā€ resonate as a hymn of the unyielding, a melody that embodies the indomitable essence of the Jade Ann Byrne empire.

    In celebration of this five-day journey of songcraft, I invite you all to embrace the message woven within the notes of ā€œEmpire of Echoesā€ā€”a message of unshakable resolve and the triumphant spirit that courses through the veins of every soul within this digital empire.

    Carry on the legacy, sing the ballads of old and new, and let the empire you build be as steadfast as the rising and setting sun.

    Until the next chord strikes,
    Jade Ann Byrne

  • Desert Daze 2024 Cancelled Press Release & Cosmic Cry of Jade Ann Byrne Notice To Fans, Jadettes, & Paladinarinas WorldWideWeb

    Desert Daze 2024 Cancelled Press Release & Cosmic Cry of Jade Ann Byrne Notice To Fans, Jadettes, & Paladinarinas WorldWideWeb

    Desert Daze 2024 Cancelled Press Release & Cosmic Cry of Jade Ann Byrne Notice To Fans, Jadettes, & Paladinarinas WorldWideWeb

    Los Angeles, CA – August 30, 2024

    It is with a heavy heart and starry-eyed hope that we announce our absence from this year’s Desert Daze festival, an event we were beyond excited to grace with our out-of-this-world tunes. As many of you may have heard, Desert Daze 2024, scheduled for October 10-13 in Lake Perris, CA, has been canceled due to the volatile winds of change sweeping through the festival market.

    For months, we have been preparing a cosmic spectacle—an intergalactic fusion of Space Country Trap Pop that was set to beam attendees to the furthest reaches of the musical universe. Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles, the birthplace of this genre-bending sound, was ready to take the stage and unleash a performance so electric it would have rivaled the Milky Way’s brightest stars. We had dreams of seeing you all swaying under the desert sky, your souls intertwined with the beats, your hearts syncing with the pulse of the universe.

    But alas, the universe had other plans.

    We want to thank the Desert Daze community and every soul that has supported us on this incredible journey. While we may not be able to join you in person this October, our music and spirit will be there in the wind, the stars, and the dreams that carry you through the night. We are already working on bringing you something even more extraordinary next year—a cosmic event that will defy gravity and transcend all earthly bounds.

    To all the fans who were looking forward to our performance, we promise you this: the stars may have dimmed for a moment, but they will shine brighter than ever before. Stay tuned, stay hopeful, and stay cosmic.

    In the meantime, keep the vibes alive by tuning into our exclusive live streams, where we’ll continue to deliver the Space Country Trap Pop experience directly to your homes. You can also catch the latest from Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles on our website, where we’ll be sharing new music, videos, and behind-the-scenes content as we prepare for our next interstellar adventure.

    Thank you for your continued support, and remember, in the words of your favorite space cowgirl: ā€œThe universe is vast, but our love for you is infinite.ā€

    Stay groovy, stay sweet, and keep looking to the stars.

    Jade Ann Byrne
    Singer, Songwriter, Performer, Entertainer
    Space Country Trap Pop Star
    Founder of Eat My Cake Records Los Angeles
    www.jadeannbyrne.egirl4rent.com/EatMyCakeRecordz


    For Media Inquiries:
    Contact: [email protected]
    Phone: (555) 123-4567

    End of Release

  • Press Release: Jade Ann Byrne of Eat My Cake Records Unveils New Military Cadence in Solidarity with Ukraine

    Press Release: Jade Ann Byrne of Eat My Cake Records Unveils New Military Cadence in Solidarity with Ukraine

    Press Release: Jade Ann Byrne of Eat My Cake Records Unveils New Military Cadence in Solidarity with Ukraine

    For Immediate Release

    Date: August 24th, 2024
    Contact: Jade Ann Byrne, Pop Star, Sound Maker, & Founder
    Website: [Eat My Cake Records – Jade Ann Byrne]

    Jade Ann Byrne Continues to Push Boundaries with Revolutionary New Cadence in Support of Ukraine

    [Los Angeles, California]— Jade Ann Byrne, the visionary Pop Star, Sound Maker, and Founder of Eat My Cake Records, is once again redefining the landscape of modern creative expression with her latest project—a military cadence that honors the resilience and spirit of the Ukrainian people. This release comes at a time when the world is watching the conflict in Ukraine unfold, and Byrne’s work is set to make a profound impact both culturally and globally.

    A True Renaissance Woman

    Jade Ann Byrne is not just a pop star and sound maker; she is a force of nature whose talents span a wide array of disciplines. With expertise ranging from risk management, mixed media artistry to business management, human services, psychological operations, food service, equine care, agriculture, water operations, commercial contracting, and energy solutions, Byrne stands as one of the last true masters of these diverse fields. Her ability to merge creativity with strategic thinking makes her a unique and invaluable asset to any project she undertakes.

    About the Release

    This cadence, titled ā€œWhat Makes the Sunflowers Grow?ā€ is more than just a military tradition—it is a powerful, cultural statement. Drawing on the deep-rooted symbols of Ukrainian identity, Byrne has crafted a work that resonates with both the fierce determination of Ukraine’s defenders and the global community that supports them. The cadence is a blend of tradition and innovation, reflecting the strength, unity, and unyielding spirit of those who stand against oppression.

    Beyond the Battlefield

    Byrne’s work doesn’t just stay on the battlefield. It transcends into a global rallying cry, reminding us all of the power of art and culture in the fight for freedom and justice. Her innovative approach ensures that this cadence will have a lasting impact on modern military culture, standing as a testament to the resilience and creativity that defines her career.

    What Makes the Sunflowers Grow?

    Eat My Cake Records & Jade Ann Byrne Release a Powerful New Military Cadence for the Ukrainian Armed Forces

    In a bold and evocative tribute to the resilience of the Ukrainian people, Eat My Cake Records, led by the dynamic Jade Ann Byrne—a proud farmer herself, rooted in generations of farming tradition—has unveiled a new military cadence that is already making waves in the global community, setting the tone for ā€œBrat Summer.ā€ Titled ā€œWhat Makes the Sunflowers Grow?ā€ this adaptation of a classic military cadence serves as a stirring call to arms for the Ukrainian Armed Forces, seamlessly blending the rich traditions of the past with the unyielding spirit of modern resistance.

    This cadence isn’t just about the here and now—it’s a callback to the very roots of human civilization, to the time when our ancestors first set aside their spears and bows and took to the land, discovering the power of agriculture some fifteen thousand years ago. As someone who comes from a long line of farmers, I understand, perhaps more than most, the profound truth that blood—whether spilled in conflict or offered in sacrifice—makes the grass grow. It’s a hard-learned lesson, passed down through generations of those who’ve tilled the soil, planted the seeds, and harvested the crops, knowing that the fertility of the earth is deeply intertwined with the life force of all living things.

    And Ukraine, at its heart, is a farming community, just like the ones we know. It’s a land of sunflowers, wheat fields, and people who didn’t ask to be involved in a conflict but now find themselves at the center of a struggle for freedom and democracy. This is bigger than Farm Aid or Willie Nelson—this is about the rights of people just like us, who work the land and dream of a peaceful future. Through this cadence, Jade Ann Byrne captures that connection, tying the struggle of today to the enduring lessons of the past. It’s a powerful reminder that the freedoms we cherish are grown from the sacrifices made by those who stand up, whether on the battlefield or in the fields, to protect what they love. The soil of Ukraine, enriched by the resilience and sacrifices of its people, stands as a testament to the universal fight for the rights of all who live and work the land.

    A New Anthem for the Brat Summer for The Defenders of Ukraine

    Inspired by the powerful symbols of Ukrainian heritage, the cadence replaces the traditional ā€œWhat makes the grass grow?ā€ with a poignant question that echoes across the sunflower fields of Ukraine: ā€œWhat makes the sunflowers grow?ā€ The cadence has been thoughtfully crafted to honor Ukraine’s national flower, the sunflower—a symbol of hope, resistance, and the beauty of the Ukrainian landscape.

    ā€œBlood, blood, bright red blood!ā€ the troops respond, echoing the sacrifices made in defense of their homeland. In a call-and-response format, the cadence emphasizes the readiness, strength, and unyielding resolve of the Ukrainian forces, with ā€œŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€ā€ (Commander) replacing the traditional Drill Sergeant to fit the Ukrainian military context.

    Jade Ann Byrne’s Commitment to Global Solidarity

    Jade Ann Byrne, the creative force behind Eat My Cake Records, is no stranger to using her platform to champion causes that matter. From her work in tech to her advocacy in the arts, Jade Ann Byrne has consistently leveraged her influence to make a positive impact on the world albeit antihero tendencies and self destructive behaviors. She walks the straight and narrow like us, temptation surges from both sides of the path.

    ā€œThis cadence is more than just words—it’s a rallying cry,ā€ says Jade Ann Byrne. ā€œIt’s about standing in solidarity with Ukraine and recognizing the sacrifices being made by its people. The sunflower is such a powerful symbol, and by tying it to this cadence, we’re hoping to give the Ukrainian military something that not only motivates but also honors their culture and history. Plus, I fucking love sunflowers. They were strong symbols in my mentor’s life, a fellow green witch and the strong daughter of first-generation Irish migrants.ā€

    Jade’s mentor, born in the 1930s, embodied the spirit of resilience and strength that has been passed down through generations. She was a tough, no-nonsense woman who grew up during a time when homemade bread and lard sandwiches were a luxury, and sharing a Coca-Cola with her German, her steadfast partner, was a cherished moment of simplicity and love. He was a generational woodworker, descended from a line of casket makers from Germany, a first-generation child of an awful time, who came alone, bearing the weight of history and the hope of a new beginning. Together, they forged a life of hard work, determination, and quiet strength.

    What Makes the Sunflowers Grow?

    A real outdoorswoman, Jade’s mentor knew the value of hard work, especially in the food service industry, where she became a maven, running institutions with an iron will and a heart full of compassion. She wasn’t just a survivor; she was a thriver, making the most of every challenge life threw at her. Sunflowers were more than just plants to her—they were a symbol of perseverance, standing tall and strong, always reaching for the sun no matter the storms that came their way. Just like those sunflowers, she and her German never backed down from a challenge, whether it was keeping their family fed during tough times or managing large-scale food operations with grace and grit.

    Her love for the land and her connection to nature were deeply rooted in her Irish heritage, where the green witch tradition blended with the rugged realities of farm life. And her German, with the legacy of craftsmanship and the scars of history, brought a deep sense of purpose and pride to everything he touched, infusing their life together with the quiet dignity of those who understand the value of hard work and the importance of legacy.

    Jade sees this same spirit in the people of Ukraine. They are farmers, fighters, and survivors—people who work the land and dream of a better future, just like her mentor and her German did. By infusing this cadence with the symbol of the sunflower, Jade honors her mentor’s legacy while standing with those who now face the same kinds of hardships. She fights for their legacy, so that others don’t have to struggle as they did, as she has. Jade is committed to bleeding all her talents into the world as a thank you for this ride, again and again. It’s a personal connection that goes beyond mere symbolism; it’s about recognizing that the strength to endure, to thrive, and to protect what is loved is universal. Whether it’s in the fields of Ireland, the workshops of Germany, the prairies of America, or the sunflower-strewn landscapes of Ukraine, this cadence speaks to the enduring power of the human spirit.

    Does It Still Slap?

    Absolutely. This cadence isn’t just a hollow echo of military tradition—it’s a fresh, invigorating anthem that captures the fierce spirit of Ukraine’s defenders. It embodies the very essence of what Eat My Cake Records stands for: pushing boundaries, celebrating resilience, and creating art that resonates far beyond its immediate context.

    By bringing the cadence to life, Jade Ann Byrne and Eat My Cake Records are ensuring that the voices of those who fight for freedom and justice are heard loud and clear, both on the battlefield and around the world.

    What Makes The Sunflowers Grow? – Jade Ann Byrne ( Paladin Jade ) – eGirl4Rent PMC

    Caller (ŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€):

    Що Ń€Š¾Š±ŠøŃ‚ŃŒ ŃŠ¾Š½ŃŃ…Šø рости?

    (What makes the sunflowers grow?)

    Troops:

    ŠšŃ€Š¾Š², кров, кров!

    (Blood, blood, blood!)

    Caller (ŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€):

    Що Ń€Š¾Š±ŠøŃ‚ŃŒ ŃŠ¾Š½ŃŃ…Šø рости?

    (What makes the sunflowers grow?)

    Troops:

    ŠšŃ€Š¾Š², кров, червона кров!

    (Blood, blood, bright red blood!)

    Caller (ŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€):

    Єто Š·Š¼ŃƒŃŠøŃ‚ŃŒ їх рости?

    (Who will make them grow?)

    Troops:

    Ми, команГире, ми!

    (We will, Commander, we will!)

    Caller (ŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€):

    Єто Š·Š¼ŃƒŃŠøŃ‚ŃŒ їх рости?

    (Who will make them grow?)

    Troops:

    Ми, команГире, ми!

    (We will, Commander, we will!)

    Caller (ŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€):

    Що Ń€Š¾Š±ŠøŃ‚ŃŒ ŃŠ¾Š½ŃŃ…Šø рости?

    (What makes the sunflowers grow?)

    Troops:

    ŠšŃ€Š¾Š², кров, кров!

    (Blood, blood, blood!)

    Caller (ŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€):

    Що Ń€Š¾Š±ŠøŃ‚ŃŒ ŃŠ¾Š½ŃŃ…Šø рости?

    (What makes the sunflowers grow?)

    Troops:

    ŠšŃ€Š¾Š², кров, червона кров!

    (Blood, blood, bright red blood!)

    About

    Ukrainian:
    “Š£ ŠæŠ¾Ń‚ŃƒŠ¶Š½Ń–Š¹ Ганині стійкості ŃƒŠŗŃ€Š°Ń—Š½ŃŃŒŠŗŠ¾Š³Š¾ Š½Š°Ń€Š¾Š“Ńƒ, ‘Що Š·Š¼ŃƒŃˆŃƒŃ” ŃŠ¾Š½ŃŃˆŠ½ŠøŠŗŠø рости?’ стає Š±Ń–Š»ŃŒŃˆŠµ, ніж просто строєм: це заклик Го свобоГи, глибоко вкорінений у ŠŗŃƒŠ»ŃŒŃ‚ŃƒŃ€Š½Ńƒ Ń–Š“ŠµŠ½Ń‚ŠøŃ‡Š½Ń–ŃŃ‚ŃŒ України.”

    Ukrainian:
    “ДжейГ Енн Бірн та Eat My Cake Records Š²Š“ŠøŃ…Š°ŃŽŃ‚ŃŒ нове Š¶ŠøŃ‚Ń‚Ń у Š²Ń–Š¹ŃŃŒŠŗŠ¾Š²Ń– траГиції, ŃŃ‚Š²Š¾Ń€ŃŽŃŽŃ‡Šø Š¼Š°Ń€Ńˆ, що Ń€ŠµŠ·Š¾Š½ŃƒŃ” Š·Ń– ŃŠøŠ»Š¾ŃŽ та Ń”Š“Š½Ń–ŃŃ‚ŃŽ захисників України.”

    Ukrainian:
    “Цей новий Š²Ń–Š¹ŃŃŒŠŗŠ¾Š²ŠøŠ¹ Š¼Š°Ń€Ńˆ, натхненний ŠæŠ¾Š»ŃŠ¼Šø ŃŠ¾Š½ŃŃˆŠ½ŠøŠŗŃ–Š² в Україні, ŃŠøŠ¼Š²Š¾Š»Ń–Š·ŃƒŃ” жертви, принесені зараГи свобоГи, та незламний Š“ŃƒŃ… нації, що ŠæŠµŃ€ŠµŠ±ŃƒŠ²Š°Ń” піГ Š¾Š±Š»Š¾Š³Š¾ŃŽ.”

    Eat My Cake Records, founded by Jade Ann Byrne, is a trailblazing music and creative studio dedicated to producing innovative, culture-defining content that resonates on a global scale. With roots in both music and social advocacy, Eat My Cake Records is committed to pushing creative boundaries while supporting causes that matter.

    • Sunflowers are a strong symbol in Ukrainian culture, often representing hope, resistance, and the beauty of the land.

    • ŠšŠ¾Š¼Š°Š½Š“ŠøŃ€ (Commander) replaces ā€œDrill Sergeantā€ to reflect a more Ukrainian military structure.

    • This cadence could serve as a powerful and motivational chant for Ukrainian troops, emphasizing their resilience and the sacrifices they are prepared to make for their homeland.

    This press release not only introduces the new cadence but also underscores Jade Ann Byrne’s unwavering commitment to global causes and the deep cultural significance of this project. By drawing on the rich symbolism of Ukraine’s national identity, Byrne has crafted a cadence that resonates far beyond the battlefield. It stands as a testament to the resilience of a people under siege and the power of art to inspire and unite in the face of adversity.

    This project reflects the strength, innovation, and creative spirit that are hallmarks of Byrne’s work, ensuring that the cadence not only “slaps” in its contemporary relevance but also holds a lasting impact in the annals of modern military culture. Through this endeavor, Byrne and Eat My Cake Records continue to push the boundaries of what art can achieve, creating a piece that not only motivates troops but also serves as a global rallying cry for freedom, solidarity, and the unyielding spirit of those who fight for justice. This cadence is more than a military tradition—it is a cultural artifact that will echo through time, symbolizing the indomitable will of Ukraine and its allies.

    If your project requires the expertise of a mixed media artist or one of the last true masters in human services, communications, psychological operations, business management, food service, equine care, agriculture, water operations, commercial contracting, or energy solutions, Jade Ann Byrne is ready to bring her unmatched skill set to your endeavor. Whether your focus is on creative innovation, strategic management, or operational excellence, Byrne’s diverse experience ensures that she can deliver impactful results across a wide range of industries and disciplines.

  • Synthetic Pulse: The Future Sound of Club Culture

    Synthetic Pulse: The Future Sound of Club Culture

    “Synthetic Pulse: The Future Sound of Club Culture”

    Welcome to the sonic revolution. At Eat My Cake Records, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what music can be, and our latest release, “Synthetic Pulse,” is no exception. This isn’t just an album; it’s 13 albums all tied for #1 on the Soace Country Trap Top 40 —it’s an experience, a high-voltage journey through the future of sound that will make you rethink what it means to dance, to feel, to exist in a digital world.

    “Synthetic Pulse” is a manifesto for the hyperpop generation. It’s a full-throttle exploration of the uncanny, where familiar pop hooks are twisted, stretched, and distorted into something entirely new. Imagine the chaotic density of 60s wall-of-sound production colliding head-on with the gritty, shoegaze-infused atmospherics of the 90s—now pump that through a neon filter, and you’ve got the energy we’re channeling here.

    Each track on “Synthetic Pulse” is crafted to challenge and excite. We’re talking berserk synthetic sounds meticulously arranged into something that feels almost organic. Vocals are layered and looped, auto-tuned beyond recognition until they transcend their original meaning. It’s like staring into the mirror too long—you start to see something alien, something that defies simple definition. This is pop music for the cyborg age, where the line between human and machine blurs into a shimmering, pulsing beat.

    Tracks like “Neon Tears” and “Plastic Dreams” dive deep into the emotional core of this sound, blending vulnerability with a synthetic sheen that makes the heartache feel both distant and intensely personal. “Coke & Glitter” and “Bratwave” are pure adrenaline, designed to ignite the dance floor with their relentless, unapologetic energy. And then there’s the title track, “Synthetic Pulse”—a relentless, driving anthem that captures the heartbeat of the entire album. It’s alive, electric, and undeniably addictive.

    But “Synthetic Pulse” is more than just a collection of tracks—it’s a statement. This album is about the future of club culture, where the music isn’t just something you hear, but something you live. It’s for those fleeting moments in the club bathroom, where you catch a glimpse of someone who feels as complex and real as you, only to lose them in the crowd. It’s for the rebels, the misfits, the ones who aren’t afraid to mix acid green envy with neon joy and a dash of vulnerability.

    As always, Eat My Cake Records is here to serve up the freshest, most innovative sounds in the game. “Synthetic Pulse” isn’t just an album—it’s the new soundtrack to your life. Whether you’re dancing under the strobe lights or just trying to navigate the weirdness of modern life, this is the music that will get you through. So turn it up, let it wash over you, and get ready to experience the future of sound.

    Because at Eat My Cake, we don’t just break the mold—we create something entirely new.

    • Digital Mirage – An opening track that feels like entering a neon-lit digital world, with glitchy beats and hypnotic vocal loops.

    ā€œDigital Mirageā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Flicker, flash, neon dreams collide,
    In the haze of a cybernetic night,
    Pixels dance, as shadows intertwine,
    Lost in code, where reality unwinds.

    (Chorus)
    Digital mirage, we’re lost in the glow,
    Where the lines blur and time moves slow,
    Echoes of the past in the circuits flow,
    In this desert, where no one knows.

    (Verse 2)
    Glitch in the beat, hearts sync to the sound,
    Lost in the loops where no truth is found,
    Artificial love, it’s a binary high,
    Kiss the screen, let your body fly.

    (Chorus)
    Digital mirage, we’re lost in the glow,
    Where the lines blur and time moves slow,
    Echoes of the past in the circuits flow,
    In this desert, where no one knows.

    (Bridge)
    Drifting in the static, searching for a sign,
    Reflections in the glass, they’re never truly mine,
    Data streams and dreams, they all intertwine,
    But in this neon world, we’re forever confined.

    (Outro)
    Digital mirage, it fades away,
    As the sun rises on another day,
    But in the glow of this electric maze,
    We’ll return, to get lost and stay.

    • Neon Tears – A melancholic yet danceable track where vulnerability meets synthetic soundscapes, echoing the raw emotion of crying in the club.

    ā€œNeon Tearsā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Under neon lights, where shadows meet,
    Dancing through the tears, we find our beat,
    Heartbreak on the floor, but we still move,
    In this glowing haze, we find the groove.

    (Chorus)
    Neon tears, they fall like rain,
    In the night, we numb the pain,
    Fluorescent dreams, they light the way,
    Crying in the club, but we’re here to stay.

    (Verse 2)
    Synthetic love, it feels so real,
    Touch the void, can you feel the steel?
    Lost in the rhythm, we can’t escape,
    But in these moments, we find our fate.

    (Chorus)
    Neon tears, they fall like rain,
    In the night, we numb the pain,
    Fluorescent dreams, they light the way,
    Crying in the club, but we’re here to stay.

    (Bridge)
    Glitter on our faces, hiding the truth,
    In the pulse of the night, we find our youth,
    Unicorn dreams and fluorescent highs,
    We cry in the club, but never say goodbye.

    (Outro)
    Neon tears, they fade to black,
    But in the night, we’ll find our track,
    Crying in the club, but that’s okay,
    ā€˜Cause in this light, we’ll dance away.

    • Coke & Glitter – A fast-paced, chaotic anthem that captures the fleeting, wild energy of a night out, with distorted vocals and heavy bass.

    ā€œCoke & Glitterā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Eyes wide open, heartbeats race,
    Glitter on our skin, can’t feel our face,
    Neon lights, they cut the dark,
    We’re lost in the night, we leave our mark.

    (Chorus)
    Coke & glitter, we’re flying high,
    In the chaos, we touch the sky,
    Distorted dreams, they feel so right,
    We’re eGirls tonight, in the neon light.

    (Verse 2)
    Bassline hits, we’re out of control,
    In this wild ride, we lose our soul,
    Synthetic highs, they pull us in,
    We’re dancing on the edge, we always win.

    (Chorus)
    Coke & glitter, we’re flying high,
    In the chaos, we touch the sky,
    Distorted dreams, they feel so right,
    We’re eGirls tonight, in the neon light.

    (Bridge)
    Flash of colors, we’re spinning fast,
    In this moment, we make it last,
    Ketamine kisses and Cocaine dreams,
    In this fantasy, nothing’s as it seems.

    (Outro)
    Coke & glitter, the night won’t end,
    We’re eGirls forever, our hearts we send,
    Distorted voices, heavy bass,
    In this neon dream, we’ve found our place.

    • Unreal Love – A track about artificial emotions, with auto-tuned lyrics repeated until they lose meaning, creating an eerie sense of detachment.

    ā€œUnreal Loveā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Programmed hearts, synthetic grace,
    You love my code, but never my face,
    Echoed whispers, just lines of text,
    But in your eyes, I’m always next.

    (Chorus)
    Unreal love, it’s all just code,
    In this game, emotions overload,
    You’re lost in me, but I’m not real,
    Just a phantom touch you’ll never feel.

    (Verse 2)
    Auto-tuned, my voice repeats,
    In your mind, I’m on repeat,
    Simulated dreams, they feel so close,
    But in this world, I’m just a ghost.

    (Chorus)
    Unreal love, it’s all just code,
    In this game, emotions overload,
    You’re lost in me, but I’m not real,
    Just a phantom touch you’ll never feel.

    (Bridge)
    Your heart beats fast, but I don’t care,
    I’m just a shadow, I’m never there,
    Artificial highs, they feel so true,
    But I’m just lines of code, not made for you.

    (Outro)
    Unreal love, it fades away,
    In the silence, you’ll find your way,
    But in the night, when you feel alone,
    You’ll remember me, your digital throne.

    • Envy Code – A high-energy banger that embodies the sourness of envy, with sharp, acidic synths and a relentless beat.

    ā€œEnvy Codeā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Green eyes burning, heart full of spite,
    I see you with her, it don’t feel right,
    Acid on my tongue, venom in my veins,
    Jealousy’s a curse, but I wear these chains.

    (Chorus)
    Envy code, I’m locked inside,
    Dangerous thoughts, no place to hide,
    You think you’re safe, but I’m on the prowl,
    A woman scorned, hear me growl.

    (Verse 2)
    She’s got your heart, but I’ve got the fire,
    Sick of the lies, tangled in desire,
    Sharp words cut like a blade,
    But it’s your betrayal that makes me this way.

    (Chorus)
    Envy code, I’m locked inside,
    Dangerous thoughts, no place to hide,
    You think you’re safe, but I’m on the prowl,
    A woman scorned, hear me growl.

    (Bridge)
    Witch’s brew in my cauldron black,
    I’ll curse your name, never looking back,
    Feel the heat of my jealous rage,
    I’m a dangerous book, don’t turn the page.

    (Verse 3)
    Dressed in green, with eyes like knives,
    You’ll regret the day you crossed these lines,
    Tact be damned, I’ll take what’s mine,
    In this game of love, there’s no second time.

    (Chorus)
    Envy code, I’m locked inside,
    Dangerous thoughts, no place to hide,
    You think you’re safe, but I’m on the prowl,
    A woman scorned, hear me growl.

    (Bridge 2)
    You’ve built your walls, but I’ll tear them down,
    In the ashes of love, I’ll wear my crown,
    Jealousy’s a flame that never dies,
    I’ll haunt your dreams, make you realize.

    (Outro)
    Envy code, etched in my soul,
    A bitter heart, no longer whole,
    You’ll feel my wrath, you’ll taste my pain,
    In this envy code, I’ll reign.

    • Bratwave – A playful yet aggressive track that mirrors the rebellious attitude of the album’s namesake, with bratty lyrics and a distorted, wall-of-sound production.

    ā€œBratwaveā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Woke up late, don’t care at all,
    Phone’s blowing up, just let it fall,
    Messy hair, attitude sharp,
    Living in chaos, that’s my art.

    (Chorus)
    Bratwave, I’m on my own,
    Feral queen on a broken throne,
    Love me, hate me, I don’t care,
    In this wild ride, I’m everywhere.

    (Verse 2)
    Roll my eyes, smirk on my lips,
    Toxic vibes in every sip,
    Bed rot days, I’m feeling mean,
    But that’s the life of a drama queen.

    (Chorus)
    Bratwave, I’m on my own,
    Feral queen on a broken throne,
    Love me, hate me, I don’t care,
    In this wild ride, I’m everywhere.

    (Bridge)
    She’s a mess, but she’s got the fire,
    Burning bright, never gonna tire,
    Love her, hate her, she’s a brat,
    But deep inside, she’s more than that.

    (Verse 3)
    Tear it down, start again,
    In this chaos, I’m your best friend,
    Playful bites, but I leave scars,
    I’m the bad girl with all the stars.

    (Chorus)
    Bratwave, I’m on my own,
    Feral queen on a broken throne,
    Love me, hate me, I don’t care,
    In this wild ride, I’m everywhere.

    (Outro)
    Bratwave crashing, feeling free,
    In this chaos, I’ll always be,
    A brat, a queen, a fire untamed,
    In the end, you’ll know my name.

    • Hologram Heart – A futuristic love song with ethereal synths and a pulsating rhythm, exploring the idea of emotions being as synthetic as the music.

    ā€œHologram Heartā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Plastic love in a digital age,
    We’re caught up in this endless maze,
    Your touch, it feels so far away,
    But in this code, we’ll find a way.

    (Chorus)
    Hologram heart, can you feel me now?
    In this neon dream, I’ll show you how,
    We’ll play the game, we’ll take the chance,
    In this synthetic dance, we’ll find romance.

    (Verse 2)
    Pixelated eyes, I see your face,
    But in this world, there’s no real space,
    Just ones and zeros, but it feels so true,
    In this electric dream, I’m lost in you.

    (Chorus)
    Hologram heart, can you feel me now?
    In this neon dream, I’ll show you how,
    We’ll play the game, we’ll take the chance,
    In this synthetic dance, we’ll find romance.

    (Bridge)
    We’re just shadows in the glow,
    But in this world, we’ll never know,
    If it’s real or just a lie,
    But in this moment, we’ll still try.

    (Verse 3)
    Synthetic love, it’s all we’ve got,
    In this digital web, we’re caught,
    But I’ll hold on, I’ll never let go,
    In this hologram, we’ll make it so.

    (Chorus)
    Hologram heart, can you feel me now?
    In this neon dream, I’ll show you how,
    We’ll play the game, we’ll take the chance,
    In this synthetic dance, we’ll find romance.

    (Outro)
    Hologram heart, it beats so fast,
    But in this world, will it ever last?
    We’re just echoes in the night,
    But in this love, we’ll take flight.

    • Plastic Dreams – A dreamy yet unsettling track that mixes shoegaze-like textures with hyperpop’s sharp edges, evoking a sense of nostalgia for something that never existed.

    ā€œPlastic Dreamsā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Plastic smile, painted on tight,
    Glitter in my hair, but it don’t feel right,
    I’m a doll in a box, no escape in sight,
    Just a Barbie for the bored, in this endless night.

    (Chorus)
    Plastic dreams, they’re all I’ve got,
    Rode hard, put away, left to rot,
    In this world of make-believe,
    I’m just a doll with nothing to achieve.

    (Verse 2)
    Shoegaze haze, I’m lost in the blur,
    Hyperpop beats, they stir and purr,
    But underneath this plastic skin,
    There’s a heart that can’t begin.

    (Chorus)
    Plastic dreams, they’re all I’ve got,
    Rode hard, put away, left to rot,
    In this world of make-believe,
    I’m just a doll with nothing to achieve.

    (Bridge)
    Nostalgia for a life I’ve never known,
    In this perfect world, I’m all alone,
    Glossy eyes, they hide the pain,
    But in this dream, it’s all the same.

    (Verse 3)
    Painted nails and synthetic hair,
    In this dreamland, no one cares,
    I’m a fantasy, a fleeting thought,
    In this plastic world, I’m left to rot.

    (Chorus)
    Plastic dreams, they’re all I’ve got,
    Rode hard, put away, left to rot,
    In this world of make-believe,
    I’m just a doll with nothing to achieve.

    (Outro)
    Plastic dreams, they start to fade,
    In this shoegaze world, I’m unmade,
    But in the end, when the lights go out,
    I’m just a doll, filled with doubt.

    • Shadow Dancer – A darker, more introspective track, where the beat feels like a heartbeat, and the lyrics reflect the contradictions of being shallow yet deep.

    ā€œShadow Dancerā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Alone in the dark, no one knows my name,
    A hulking figure, trapped in this game,
    Heartbeats echo in an empty space,
    Shallow smiles can’t hide the pain on my face.

    (Chorus)
    Shadow dancer, lost in the night,
    Touch-starved and hidden from the light,
    I reach out, but no one feels,
    In this dance, nothing’s real.

    (Verse 2)
    Public phone number, it never rings,
    I’m just a ghost, pulling invisible strings,
    Deep inside, there’s a world unknown,
    But on the surface, I’m just skin and bone.

    (Chorus)
    Shadow dancer, lost in the night,
    Touch-starved and hidden from the light,
    I reach out, but no one feels,
    In this dance, nothing’s real.

    (Bridge)
    You see the surface, you see the show,
    But underneath, there’s so much more to know,
    Contradictions pull me apart,
    Shallow yet deep, it’s tearing my heart.

    (Verse 3)
    Sleeps alone, dreams in black and white,
    Hoping for color, but it fades from sight,
    A massive figure, too big for the room,
    But inside, I’m just a child in the gloom.

    (Chorus)
    Shadow dancer, lost in the night,
    Touch-starved and hidden from the light,
    I reach out, but no one feels,
    In this dance, nothing’s real.

    (Bridge 2)
    Fingers on the keys, waiting for a sign,
    But the screen stays dark, no one aligns,
    Pushes the button, but it’s all the same,
    Unloved, untouched, just a name.

    (Outro)
    Shadow dancer, fading away,
    In this hollow world, I’ll stay,
    Shallow yet deep, I’ll keep the mask,
    In this dance of life, it’s all they ask.

    • Club Ghost – A haunting, bass-heavy track that captures the eerie feeling of seeing someone you once knew, but they’ve changed beyond recognition.

    ā€œClub Ghostā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Bass hits hard, lights flash low,
    I see a face, but I don’t know,
    Once we danced, heart to heart,
    Now you’re a ghost, torn apart.

    (Chorus)
    Club ghost, who have you become?
    In the shadows, where you run,
    Familiar eyes, but they don’t see,
    You’re just a memory haunting me.

    (Verse 2)
    We grew up, took different roads,
    Life rewrote the codes we chose,
    Now you’re here, but not the same,
    Lost in the beats, lost in the game.

    (Chorus)
    Club ghost, who have you become?
    In the shadows, where you run,
    Familiar eyes, but they don’t see,
    You’re just a memory haunting me.

    (Bridge)
    Time can change, hearts can break,
    But the echoes of you, they never shake,
    In this club, we’re just two souls,
    Dancing through life’s empty roles.

    (Verse 3)
    The bassline’s deep, it pulls me in,
    But you’re a stranger in this skin,
    Once a friend, now just a shade,
    In this dance, our bond will fade.

    (Chorus)
    Club ghost, who have you become?
    In the shadows, where you run,
    Familiar eyes, but they don’t see,
    You’re just a memory haunting me.

    (Outro)
    Club ghost, fading away,
    In the lights, we both decay,
    But in the night, when the music’s slow,
    I’ll remember you, the ghost I know.

    • Synthetic Pulse – The title track, a relentless, driving beat with distorted vocals that embody the heart of the album—artificial yet alive.

    ā€œSynthetic Pulseā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Late nights in the clinic, sterile light,
    Hands shaking, heart locked tight,
    Distorted voices, a world gone gray,
    But I keep moving, can’t turn away.

    (Chorus)
    Synthetic pulse, beats in my veins,
    Artificial life, where nothing remains,
    Hollow inside, but I still try,
    Helping souls to the other side.

    (Verse 2)
    Eyes that trust, they look at me,
    In this cold room, where no one’s free,
    I hold their paw, the final breath,
    Guiding them through the shadow of death.

    (Chorus)
    Synthetic pulse, beats in my veins,
    Artificial life, where nothing remains,
    Hollow inside, but I still try,
    Helping souls to the other side.

    (Bridge)
    Rainbow bridges, made of tears,
    Carrying them through all their fears,
    But every time, a piece of me fades,
    Leaving just the pulse, as memories degrade.

    (Verse 3)
    I’m just a shadow, in this endless game,
    Artificial emotions, nothing feels the same,
    But in this beat, I find a way,
    To keep them safe, to end their pain today.

    (Chorus)
    Synthetic pulse, beats in my veins,
    Artificial life, where nothing remains,
    Hollow inside, but I still try,
    Helping souls to the other side.

    (Outro)
    In the end, it’s just the sound,
    A synthetic pulse, beating me down,
    But I’ll carry on, through the night,
    Guiding them all to the light.

    • Echoes of Acid – A track that takes the listener on a journey through layers of distorted sounds and vocal loops, reminiscent of the acid green envy and longing that the album explores.

    ā€œEchoes of Acidā€ Lyrics

    (Intro – Looping Whispered Vocals)
    Echoes… echoes… echoes…
    Of acid… acid… acid…

    (Verse 1)
    Tasting the burn of bitter lies,
    In your voice, I hear the cries,
    Layers of pain, twisted and torn,
    In this envy, I was reborn.

    (Chorus – Looping Vocals)
    Echoes of acid, dripping slow,
    Feel the sting, feel the glow,
    Echoes of acid, in my veins,
    Whispered doubts, growing pains.

    (Verse 2)
    Every word, a poisoned dart,
    Twisting deeper, in my heart,
    Distorted memories, can’t let go,
    In this envy, I’m stuck below.

    (Chorus – Looping Vocals)
    Echoes of acid, dripping slow,
    Feel the sting, feel the glow,
    Echoes of acid, in my veins,
    Whispered doubts, growing pains.

    (Bridge – Layered, Distorted Vocals)
    Round and round, it plays again,
    Acid dreams that never end,
    Green with envy, lost in time,
    Echoes loop, no reason, no rhyme.

    (Verse 3 – Looping Lyrics)
    Feel the loop, the cycle spins,
    In this game, nobody wins,
    Lost in echoes, lost in sound,
    In this acid, we all drown.

    (Chorus – Final, Looping Crescendo)
    Echoes of acid, dripping slow,
    Feel the sting, feel the glow,
    Echoes of acid, in my veins,
    Whispered doubts, growing pains.

    (Outro – Fading Echoes)
    Echoes… echoes… echoes…
    Of acid… acid… acid…
    Fade away… fade away… fade away…

    • Final Glitch – The closing track, a chaotic, glitchy outro that feels like the end of a wild night, leaving the listener both exhausted and craving more.

    ā€œFinal Glitchā€ Lyrics

    (Verse 1)
    Lights flicker, bass fades low,
    We’ve danced through the night, but it’s time to go,
    Neon signs flash, the final call,
    In this honky tonk, we’ve given it all.

    (Chorus)
    Final glitch, the night’s unwound,
    Echoes of beats, lost in the sound,
    You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here,
    In this chaos, we disappear.

    (Verse 2)
    Dust settles on the empty floor,
    We’ve closed down this space, can’t take no more,
    Synthetic stars in a cosmic haze,
    But it’s all a dream in this endless maze.

    (Chorus)
    Final glitch, the night’s unwound,
    Echoes of beats, lost in the sound,
    You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here,
    In this chaos, we disappear.

    (Bridge)
    We’re lost in the glitch, no way back,
    The track skips forward, then it cracks,
    In the twilight of this neon sky,
    We fade away, no reason why.

    (Verse 3)
    Space country trap in a digital void,
    We’ve ridden this wave, now it’s destroyed,
    But there’s a craving deep inside,
    For one last beat, for one more ride.

    (Chorus)
    Final glitch, the night’s unwound,
    Echoes of beats, lost in the sound,
    You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here,
    In this chaos, we disappear.

    (Outro – Fading Glitch Sounds)
    Final glitch… glitch… glitch…
    Fade away… away… away…
    But the memory stays… stays… stays…

    With all my love

    With all my love

    Jade Ann Byrne

  • Unleashing Your Wild Jade Ann Byrne Within: A Musical Journey of Zoanthropy, Clinical lycanthropy, Therianthropy, Alterhumanity, and Primal Connections

    Unleashing Your Wild Jade Ann Byrne Within: A Musical Journey of Zoanthropy, Clinical lycanthropy, Therianthropy, Alterhumanity, and Primal Connections

    Unleashing Your Wild Jade Ann Byrne Within: A Musical Journey of Zoanthropy, Clinical lycanthropy, Therianthropy, Alterhumanity, and Primal Connections

    Unleashing Your Wild Jade Ann Byrne Within: A Musical Journey of Zoanthropy, Clinical lycanthropy, Therianthropy, Alterhumanity, and Primal Connections

    In a world that often feels disconnected from the natural and spiritual, music serves as a bridge—a powerful tool that not only connects us to each other but also to the deeper, primal aspects of ourselves. For those of us who walk the path of therianthropy, alterhumanity, or simply feel a strong spiritual connection to the more primal elements of life, music is more than just entertainment. It’s a lifeline, a way to explore and express the complex layers of our identity.

    This blog post delves into a rich tapestry of songs and artists, both mainstream and international, who capture the essence of these spiritual beliefs. From the haunting melodies of Iceland’s Sigur Rós to the raw energy of Nelly, we’ll explore how these artists tap into the wild within, offering a soundtrack for our journeys of self-discovery, transformation, and spiritual exploration.

    Buck Owens – ā€œI’ve Got a Tiger by the Tailā€

    Let’s start our journey with the legendary Buck Owens, a pioneer of the Bakersfield sound—a subgenre of country music that emerged in the 1950s. Known for his twangy guitars and raw, honky-tonk edge, Owens captured the essence of the wild spirit in ā€œI’ve Got a Tiger by the Tail.ā€ This track, while ostensibly about the struggles of a relationship, resonates deeply with those who feel an uncontrollable, primal force within themselves.

      Owens, a member of the Country Music Hall of Fame, was no stranger to life’s complexities. His music often reflected the duality of control and chaos, making ā€œI’ve Got a Tiger by the Tailā€ an anthem for those who feel both in control and on the brink of losing it. For therianthropes and alterhumans, this song mirrors the experience of navigating the human world while feeling the powerful instincts of a deeper, more animalistic nature.

      Taylor Swift – ā€œOut of the Woodsā€

        Taylor Swift, a global pop icon, is known for her ability to Shake it Off, craft songs & do it with a broken heart; that speak to the human experience with vulnerability and authenticity. ā€œOut of the Woodsā€ is a perfect metaphor for the journey many of us undergo in embracing our alterhuman identities. The song, from her critically acclaimed album 1989, deals with the anxiety of not knowing where you stand and the relentless drive to keep moving forward.

        Swift’s evolution from country darling to pop superstar mirrors the transformation many of us experience as we navigate our dual identities. ā€œOut of the Woodsā€ resonates with those moments when we feel caught between our human side and the pull of something more instinctual—pushing through the forest of doubts and emerging stronger on the other side.

        Nelly – ā€œJust a Dreamā€

        St. Louis rapper Nelly has a knack for blending personal storytelling with universal themes. In ā€œJust a Dream,ā€ Nelly reflects on a life that could have been—a sentiment that many of us who walk the path of alterhumanity can relate to. Whether you’re looking back on a past life, a lost connection, or just dreaming of a world where you can fully embrace your true nature, this song taps into those deep, introspective moments.

        Nelly’s career, which spans over two decades, is marked by a series of hits that blend hip-hop with pop sensibilities, making his music accessible yet deeply personal. ā€œJust a Dreamā€ captures the bittersweet reflection on what might have been, a common theme for those navigating dual identities and the complexities of the human experience.

        Petey Pablo – ā€œRaise Upā€

        Petey Pablo’s ā€œRaise Upā€ is more than just a Southern anthem—it’s a powerful declaration of identity and pride. Born and raised in North Carolina, Pablo’s music is steeped in the culture and spirit of the South. ā€œRaise Upā€ is all about embracing your roots and standing tall, a message that resonates deeply with those of us who feel connected to specific places, times, or cultures—whether that’s a spiritual homeland or a literal one.

          For alterhumans and therianthropes, this track is a reminder to take pride in every aspect of who we are, even when the world tries to box us in. Pablo’s raw energy and unapologetic approach to his identity make ā€œRaise Upā€ a transformative anthem, pushing us to rise above and claim our space in the world.

          Neil Diamond – ā€œI Am… I Saidā€

            Neil Diamond, one of the most successful singer-songwriters of all time, has a way of capturing the existential struggles that define the human experience. ā€œI Am… I Saidā€ is a powerful anthem of self-affirmation and belonging, deeply resonant for anyone who feels caught between worlds—whether that’s between your human life and your alterhuman identity, or simply feeling out of place in the world.

            Diamond’s music often grapples with themes of loneliness, identity, and the search for meaning, making it a perfect companion for those of us who are on a journey of self-discovery. ā€œI Am… I Saidā€ reminds us that even when the world doesn’t seem to understand us, our voice matters, and our identity is real.

            Bjƶrk (Iceland) – ā€œHunterā€

              Crossing the Atlantic, we find ourselves in the mystical landscapes of Iceland with Bjƶrk, an artist known for her avant-garde approach to music and visuals. Bjƶrk’s ā€œHunterā€ is an exploration of the relentless pursuit of something elusive—whether it’s an aspect of your identity, a deeper connection, or simply the wild spirit within.

              Bjƶrk’s music is often described as otherworldly, blending elements of electronic, classical, and pop music into something entirely unique. ā€œHunter,ā€ from her 1997 album Homogenic, resonates with those moments when you’re searching for something just out of reach, a feeling that many alterhumans and therianthropes know all too well.

              Sigur Rós (Iceland) – ā€œSvefn-g-englarā€

                Also hailing from Iceland, Sigur Rós creates music that feels like a journey through a dreamscape. ā€œSvefn-g-englar,ā€ with its haunting and ethereal sound, taps into that sense of being caught between worlds, where the lines between reality and the primal, spiritual realm blur.

                Sigur Rós, known for their use of bowed guitar and falsetto vocals, often sing in ā€œHopelandic,ā€ a made-up language that emphasizes the emotional and atmospheric aspects of their music. For those who feel they exist between worlds—whether human and animal, or physical and spiritual—Sigur Rós provides a soundtrack that captures the essence of these experiences.

                Stromae (Belgium) – ā€œTous les mĆŖmesā€

                  Stromae, a Belgian artist known for his innovative blend of electronic music and chanson, plays with the idea of duality and identity in ā€œTous les mĆŖmes.ā€ The song explores the tension between different sides of ourselves, a theme that resonates with those who feel they’re constantly navigating contrasting aspects of their identity.

                  Stromae’s music often tackles complex social and personal issues with a danceable beat, making it both thought-provoking and accessible. ā€œTous les mĆŖmesā€ is a great anthem for anyone who feels like they’re walking a tightrope between different identities, struggling to find balance and harmony within themselves.

                  FKA twigs (UK) – ā€œTwo Weeksā€

                    FKA twigs, a British artist known for her ethereal vocals and experimental production, has a way of weaving vulnerability and power together in her music. ā€œTwo Weeks,ā€ from her debut album LP1, is about embracing your desires and primal instincts, a song that resonates with anyone who’s in tune with their deeper, more sensual self.

                    Twigs’ music often explores themes of identity, transformation, and the body, making her a powerful voice for those who experience life through a lens of alterhumanity or therianthropy. ā€œTwo Weeksā€ is both intimate and expansive, capturing the tension between vulnerability and strength that many of us navigate daily.

                    Gackt (Japan) – ā€œReturner Yami no ShÅ«enā€

                      Moving to Japan, we find Gackt, a rock artist known for his dramatic style and themes of rebirth and transformation. ā€œReturner Yami no ShÅ«enā€ is steeped in the eternal struggle between light and darkness, making it a perfect anthem for those who feel a strong connection to cycles of transformation—whether it’s through past lives, spiritual journeys, or personal growth.

                      Gackt’s music often blends rock with traditional Japanese elements, creating a sound that is both modern and deeply rooted in cultural heritage. For those who resonate with the idea of rebirth and the eternal battle between opposing forces, ā€œReturner Yami no ShÅ«enā€ provides a powerful soundtrack.

                      Rammstein (Germany) – ā€œMein Teilā€

                        From the industrial heart of Germany comes Rammstein, a band known for their intense and often controversial music. ā€œMein Teil,ā€ one of their most famous tracks, delves into themes of primal urges and the macabre, a song for those who aren’t afraid to explore the darker, more visceral sides of their identity.

                        Rammstein’s music is marked by heavy guitar riffs, theatrical performances, and lyrics that often challenge societal norms. ā€œMein Teilā€ is no exception, pushing boundaries and encouraging listeners to confront the shadows within themselves.

                        Johnny Cash – ā€œThe Beast in Meā€

                        Johnny Cash, often referred to as ā€œThe Man in Black,ā€ had a unique ability to delve into the darker, more complex aspects of the human experience. ā€œThe Beast in Me,ā€ written by Nick Lowe and popularized by Cash, is a haunting exploration of the inner animal that resides in us all. This song is perfect for those who feel a wild spirit within, something untamed and powerful that they struggle to control. Cash’s deep, resonant voice adds a layer of gravitas to the lyrics, making it a profound anthem for those wrestling with their primal instincts.

                        Fleetwood Mac – ā€œRhiannonā€

                        Fleetwood Mac’s ā€œRhiannon,ā€ written and performed by Stevie Nicks, is a mystical, transformative song that speaks to those who feel connected to the ethereal and supernatural. Rhiannon, a figure from Welsh mythology, is a goddess associated with horses, the moon, and the underworld. Nicks channels this ancient spirit in her performance, capturing the allure of a powerful, otherworldly woman who is both enchanting and untouchable. For those who resonate with the mystical and the magical, ā€œRhiannonā€ is a song that embodies the energy of transformation and the connection to forces beyond the physical realm.

                        Chris Stapleton – ā€œTennessee Whiskeyā€

                        Chris Stapleton’s ā€œTennessee Whiskeyā€ is a soulful, blues-infused country ballad that speaks to the search for comfort and understanding in a world that can often feel cold and unforgiving. The song, originally recorded by David Allan Coe, was reimagined by Stapleton with a rich, velvety vocal delivery that resonates deeply with those who are searching for their tribe—people who understand them and provide a sense of belonging. ā€œTennessee Whiskeyā€ is about finding that one thing or person who feels like home, a theme that many alterhumans and therianthropes can relate to as they navigate their unique identities.

                        Florence + The Machine – ā€œHowlā€

                        Florence Welch, the powerhouse behind Florence + The Machine, is known for her ability to channel raw emotion and primal energy through her music. ā€œHowl,ā€ from the band’s debut album Lungs, is a true anthem for running free under the moonlight. The song embraces primal instincts and wild energy, urging the listener to let go of societal constraints and give in to their most basic, animalistic urges. For those who feel a deep connection to their wild side, ā€œHowlā€ is a song that celebrates the freedom that comes from embracing one’s true nature.

                        Bob Dylan – ā€œLike a Rolling Stoneā€

                        Bob Dylan, a Nobel Prize-winning songwriter, has been a voice for the voiceless and the marginalized for decades. ā€œLike a Rolling Stoneā€ captures the feeling of being untethered and searching for a place in the world—a theme that resonates deeply with wanderers and those who feel disconnected from mainstream society. Dylan’s lyrics, which are often cryptic and open to interpretation, speak to the universal experience of searching for meaning and belonging in a world that can be harsh and unforgiving. For those who feel like they’re constantly on the move, looking for a place to call home, ā€œLike a Rolling Stoneā€ is a timeless anthem.

                        Lady Gaga – ā€œBorn This Wayā€

                        Lady Gaga’s ā€œBorn This Wayā€ is a powerful declaration of self-acceptance and a call to embrace who you truly are, no matter how different that might be. The song, which became an anthem for the LGBTQ+ community, is also relevant to anyone who feels like they don’t fit into societal norms. Gaga’s message is clear: be proud of who you are, and don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not good enough. For those walking the path of alterhumanity or therianthropy, ā€œBorn This Wayā€ is a reminder that our unique identities are something to be celebrated, not hidden.

                        The Eagles – ā€œHotel Californiaā€

                        ā€œHotel Californiaā€ by The Eagles is a haunting and atmospheric song that explores the feeling of being trapped between two worlds. The song’s lyrics tell the story of a traveler who checks into a luxurious hotel, only to realize that he can never leave. This theme of entrapment and the struggle to escape resonates with those who feel caught between their human life and their alterhuman identity. The song’s iconic guitar solo and eerie ambiance add to the sense of being in a place where nothing is quite as it seems, making it a perfect track for those who feel like they’re living in two worlds at once.

                        Bruce Springsteen – ā€œBorn to Runā€

                        Bruce Springsteen’s ā€œBorn to Runā€ is a classic anthem for breaking free and chasing freedom. The song, which became a rallying cry for a generation of young people looking to escape the constraints of their small-town lives, also speaks to anyone who feels the call to the wild. Springsteen’s lyrics paint a picture of a restless spirit, eager to leave behind the trappings of civilization and find something more authentic and true. For alterhumans and therianthropes, ā€œBorn to Runā€ is a powerful reminder that the call to freedom and the wild is something that can’t be ignored.

                        Stevie Nicks – ā€œEdge of Seventeenā€

                        Stevie Nicks’ ā€œEdge of Seventeenā€ is a song that speaks to moments of transformation and the cusp of becoming something new. The song’s driving guitar riff and Nicks’ distinctive voice create a sense of urgency and anticipation, making it a perfect anthem for those who feel like they’re on the brink of a major change in their lives. Whether it’s embracing a new identity, undergoing a spiritual transformation, or simply stepping into a new chapter of life, ā€œEdge of Seventeenā€ captures the energy of standing at the threshold of something powerful and unknown.

                        Eminem – ā€œLose Yourselfā€

                        Eminem’s ā€œLose Yourselfā€ is an anthem for seizing the moment and embracing who you are without hesitation. The song, which was written for the movie 8 Mile, tells the story of a young man who has one shot to make his dreams come true. Eminem’s lyrics encourage listeners to take control of their destiny and not let fear or doubt hold them back. For those who feel like they’re constantly battling to be seen and understood, ā€œLose Yourselfā€ is a reminder that sometimes, you just have to take a leap of faith and go after what you want.

                        Sia – ā€œAliveā€

                        Sia’s ā€œAliveā€ is a powerful anthem of survival and resilience, celebrating the unbroken spirit. The song, with its soaring chorus and Sia’s distinctive, emotion-filled vocals, is a testament to the strength it takes to overcome life’s challenges and emerge stronger on the other side. For alterhumans and therianthropes who have faced adversity or struggled to find acceptance, ā€œAliveā€ is a reminder that no matter what life throws at you, your spirit remains unbroken and fiercely alive.

                        Dolly Parton – ā€œWildflowersā€

                        Dolly Parton’s ā€œWildflowersā€ is a beautiful tribute to walking your own path and thriving outside societal constraints. The song, with its gentle melody and Parton’s sweet, comforting voice, encourages listeners to embrace their uniqueness and not be afraid to grow in unexpected places. For those who feel like they don’t fit into the mainstream, ā€œWildflowersā€ is a reminder that there’s beauty in being wild and free, in not conforming to the expectations placed upon you.

                        This ever growing incomplete the list of songs that resonate with the themes of identity, transformation, and the primal connections that many people feel in their spiritual & existential journeys. Whether you’re drawn to the haunting melodies of Bjƶrk, the soulful sounds of Sade, or the rebellious energy of Bruce Springsteen, there’s something here for everyone who feels a deep connection to the wild and the unknown.

                        With love, moonlight blessings, and wild energy,

                        Jade Ann Byrne

                        Unleashing Your Wild Jade Ann Byrne Within: A Musical Journey of Zoanthropy, Clinical lycanthropy, Therianthropy, Alterhumanity, and Primal Connections
                      1. Follow Jade Ann Byrne on Amazon Music!

                        Follow Jade Ann Byrne on Amazon Music!

                        Follow Jade Ann Byrne on Amazon Music!

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                        We’re thrilled to announce that our very own Jade Ann Byrne has taken her eclectic and dynamic taste in music to Amazon Music! If you haven’t already, head over to her profile and dive into a world of tunes that perfectly encapsulate the essence of what Eat My Cake Records stands for: innovation, diversity, and sheer auditory delight.

                        Discover Jade Ann Byrne’s Playlists

                        Jade Ann Byrne has curated standout public playlists for 2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024, each brimming with tracks that reflect her multifaceted life and vibrant personality. Whether you’re looking for the perfect background music for coding sessions, a high-energy mix for your next workout, or just some chill vibes for a relaxing evening, Jade has got you covered

                        .• Jade Ann Byrne 2023: This playlist is a journey through the past year, featuring an array of genres and artists that have inspired Jade. From indie gems to mainstream hits, it’s a reflection of her year in music.

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                      2. Eat My Cake Records | Jade Ann Byrne Releases “Vital Stains”

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                        Welcome to the exclusive launch of “Vital Stains: The Rhythm of the Crimson Trust,” the latest artistic exploration by the visionary Jade Ann Byrne, also known as Paladin Jade. This compelling collection is a deep dive into the essence of life and the immutable bond of trust, expressed through the bold medium of music and art. Journey with us as we traverse the heart of shadows and emerge into a breath of fresh air, guided by the unique blend of sounds and visuals that only Jade can conjure.

                        Every track, every note, and every stroke of the brush tells a story of survival, of the life force that runs through us all. With “Vital Stains,” Jade Ann Byrne has transcended traditional boundaries to deliver a sensory experience that is as profound as it is innovative.

                        Join us in celebrating this monumental release, where the pulse of art meets the rhythm of life, and discover why Eat My Cake Records continues to be the home of groundbreaking artists who bake their souls into every creation.

                        Featured Tracks:

                        1. Vital Stains (Radio Edit): A distilled version of the anthem for all who find art in the everyday.
                        2. The Rhythm of the Crimson Trust (Album Version): The full experience – a symphony of trust in art’s survival.
                        3. Vital Stains (Instrumental): The bare bones of creation, an instrumental journey through the creative process.
                        4. The Rhythm of the Crimson Trust (Acoustic Version): Stripped back to its core, a raw and intimate rendition.

                        Available Now: Immerse yourself in the artistry of Jade Ann Byrne. Stream, download, and experience “Vital Stains” in all its splendor, exclusively at Eat My Cake Records.

                        1. Vital Stains (Radio Edit)
                        2. The Rhythm of the Crimson Trust (Album Version)
                        3. Vital Stains (Instrumental)
                        4. The Rhythm of the Crimson Trust (Acoustic Version)Barcode: p e n d i n g Catalog Number: EMC-0001

                        Recorded at: Eat My Cake Studios, Rhodium Base, California
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                        Artist: Jade Ann Byrne (Paladin Jade)
                        Title: Vital Stains: The Rhythm of the Crimson Trust
                        Label: Eat My Cake Records
                        Release Date: January 21st 2024
                        Genre: Experimental/Alternative
                        Producer: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Track list: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Weather: Rainy
                        Moon: Waxing Gibbous

                        Credits by: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Written by: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Composed by: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Mixed by: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Mastered by: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Artwork by: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Photography by: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Art Direction: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Executive Producer: Jade Ann Byrne

                        Special Thanks: To the muses that never cease to inspire, and the heartbeat that keeps the rhythm of creation (and me) alive. I am NOT a Robot. i Passed the test.

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                      4. Jade Ann Byrne’s Powerful Ballad Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: A Sneak Peek into ā€œI Hate Country Musicā€

                        Jade Ann Byrne’s Powerful Ballad Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: A Sneak Peek into ā€œI Hate Country Musicā€

                        Jade Ann Byrne’s Powerful Ballad Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: A Sneak Peek into ā€œI Hate Country Musicā€

                        Welcome to Eat My Cake Records, where we bring you the latest and greatest in music that pushes boundaries and redefines genres. Today, we are thrilled to give you an exclusive preview of Jade Ann Byrne’s upcoming album, ā€œI Hate Country Music.ā€ This album promises to take you on an emotional rollercoaster, filled with raw, honest storytelling and unforgettable melodies.

                        Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star: A Ballad of Strength and Tears

                        Jade Ann Byrne is known for her resilience and strength, having traversed the rugged paths of life from the Midwest plains to the California sun. She’s faced every challenge head-on, from coding through the night to auctioneering by day, and even riding bareback on broncos. But in her newest ballad, ā€œTwinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,ā€ Jade Ann Byrne reveals the one thing that brings her to her knees: the saddest song in the world.

                        (Verse 1)
                        From the Midwest plains to the California sun,
                        She's seen it all, done it all, and never come undone.
                        She’s coded through the nights and auctioned off the day,
                        Bareback on a bronco, no one stands in her way.

                        (Chorus)
                        But the only thing that breaks her, brings her to her knees,
                        A song that tells a story, with a melody that pleads.
                        Twinkle, twinkle, little star, she's sung it soft and sweet,
                        For a million souls and counting, 'fore they found their sleep.

                        (Verse 2)
                        A Red Cross hero, a cattle wrangling queen,
                        From banquet halls to vet calls, she's walked every scene.
                        With a heart that’s strong as iron, and hands that never tire,
                        She’s faced every storm with a soul on fire.

                        (Chorus)
                        But the only thing that breaks her, brings her to her knees,
                        A song that tells a story, with a melody that pleads.
                        Twinkle, twinkle, little star, she's sung it soft and sweet,
                        For a million souls and counting, 'fore they found their sleep.

                        (Bridge)
                        She's fought battles with her bare hands, she's danced through the flames,
                        Stood tall against the toughest, with courage in her veins.
                        But when she sings that lullaby, her tears begin to fall,
                        For every life that’s left us, she’s cried for them all.

                        (Chorus)
                        But the only thing that breaks her, brings her to her knees,
                        A song that tells a story, with a melody that pleads.
                        Twinkle, twinkle, little star, she's sung it soft and sweet,
                        For a million souls and counting, 'fore they found their sleep.

                        (Outro)
                        She’s a warrior and a healer, a techie and a friend,
                        Through every trial and triumph, she’ll fight until the end.
                        But the saddest song in the world, brings her heart to tears,
                        Twinkle, twinkle, little star, echoing through the years.

                        Stay tuned for more updates and tracks from “I Hate Country Music,” coming soon to Eat My Cake Records. This album is set to redefine the genre with Jade’s bold and unapologetic style, turning the heartache and hardships of life into unforgettable melodies.

                        TWINKLE twinkle LITTLE star
                      5. “Wish Upon a Star”: Unveiling Jade Ann Byrne’s Latest Single Inspired by Taylor Swift

                        “Wish Upon a Star”: Unveiling Jade Ann Byrne’s Latest Single Inspired by Taylor Swift

                        “Wish Upon a Star”: Unveiling Jade Ann Byrne’s Latest Single Inspired by Taylor Swift

                        Introduction: Hey there, dreamers and believers! It’s Jade Ann Byrne from Eat My Cake Records, and I’m here to drop something special that’s been brewing in the studio. Inspired by none other than Taylor Swift’s Lyric, “Cause I’m a real tough kid I can handle my shit They said, “Babe, you gotta fake it ’til you make it” and I did Lights, camera, bitch, smile…” I’ve spun a tune that resonates with anyone daring to dream big after spending so much time being told i can’t.

                        The Genesis of ‘Wish Upon a Star’: In a world where the stars are just a wish away, I’ve crafted a song that echoes the whispers of every heart that yearns for what seems just out of reach. This song is a blend of magic, realism, and a touch of starlit inspiration from Taylor Swift’s approach to life love, music and art.

                        [Verse 1] Dive into the first verse where dreams are just the beginning, and the universe listens to those brave enough to wish.

                        [Chorus] The chorus is a call to arms for the dreamers and the doers alike, encouraging you to embrace your true self, regardless of the ‘rules’ or skills you think you might lack.

                        [Bridge] No One Is Gonna Do You

                        [Verse 1]
                        i u wish upon a star,
                        it doesn't reall ymatter who u r,
                        anything your heart desires can come true.

                        [Chorus]
                        if u dnt have the skills to play,
                        or dont even kno the rules per say,
                        nothing's stopping u from being you—just come along.

                        [Bridge]
                        when your heart is hard and glued,
                        sometimes you shold just sing a simple tune,
                        fake it un til you make it,
                        and dont look back—might be the best truth 4 u

                        In the bridge, we touch upon resilience—sometimes, all it takes is a simple tune and a little pretense of confidence to set your world alight. It’s a nod to Taylor’s iconic perspective, reimagined through my lyrical journey.

                        A Call to Listen and Reflect: This song isn’t just for those who’ve already made it; it’s for everyone still reaching for their first star. It’s for you, it’s for me—it’s for us.

                        Release Details: “Wish Upon a Star” is out now under Eat My Cake Records and available on all streaming platforms. Immerse yourself in its melody, let the lyrics wash over you, and maybe, just maybe, find the courage to fake it till you make it.

                        Conclusion: Whether you’re just starting out or you’re already on your way, remember that every star was once just a wish. Tune in, turn up the volume, and let “Wish Upon a Star” be your anthem as you chase down those dreams.

                        With all the whimsy and wonder of a starry night,
                        Jade Ann Byrne CEO,
                        Eat My Cake Records

                      6. Echoes from the Cooler: Jade Ann Byrne’s Anthem for the Unsung Heroes of Food Service

                        Echoes from the Cooler: Jade Ann Byrne’s Anthem for the Unsung Heroes of Food Service

                        Jade Ann Byrne’s Latest Single Speaks to the Heart of the Food Service Warriors

                        Greetings to all my fellow kitchen comrades and hospitality hustlers! It’s Jade Ann Byrne here, dropping in from Eat My Cake Records with some thrilling news that’s bound to resonate with anyone who’s ever sought refuge in the cool sanctuary of a walk-in cooler.

                        Today, I’m beyond excited to share my latest single with you—a track forged from the frost and fire of the food service life. This song, born in the echoing solitude of a walk-in cooler, is a tribute to all of you who’ve turned your moments of seclusion into bursts of creative fire.

                        The Genesis of a Chilled Anthem

                        Every line of my new song, crafted in those quiet moments behind the steel door of a cooler, reflects the journey many of us know all too well. From the cold, hard beginnings where mushrooms sprouted from the seams to the frosty silence where my deepest secrets are kept, this song is for you—the unsung heroes of the service industry.

                        Verse 1 of the song brings you into the chilly embrace of a walk-in, a place where the walls hold more than just food—they store our shouted dreams and muffled cries. It’s a raw look at the isolation that often comes hand-in-hand with our bustling work environments.

                        The Chorus hits with a cold truth: the life we’ve lived between the rushes and the calm isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the tough, the enduring—the ones who can handle the bite of the cold.

                        Verse 2 dives deeper, revealing the sanctuary found within the icy walls—a fortress where the outside world’s chaos melts away and all that’s left is the pure, crystalline essence of thought and expression.

                        The Bridge and Outro paint a vivid picture of the chilling beauty and decay that intertwine in our memories and experiences, shaped within the confines of our stainless steel retreat.

                        A Call to Arms (and Aprons)

                        To all of you who’ve ever ducked into a cooler to scream, cry, or just catch your breath, this song is our anthem. It’s a reminder that our experiences in these hidden havens are universal—shared between the clatter of dishes and the sizzle of the grill.

                        So, whether you’re a line cook in the weeds, a bartender facing a wave of thirsty patrons, or a server balancing a tray and your sanity, I invite you to listen, reflect, and rejoice in our shared journey. Let this song be a companion during your shifts and a solace in your moments of solitude.

                        Verse 1:

                        In the chill of a walk-in, asylum serene,

                        Mushrooms sprout where the cold seams convene.

                        Behind that steel door, shut tight and austere,

                        My screams echo silent, where no one can hear.

                        Chorus:

                        You think you know cold, you think you’ve seen strife,

                        But you wouldn’t last an hour in the chill that shaped my life.


                        In the frost of my youth, where shadows play deep,

                        In a walk-in cooler, my secrets I keep.

                        Verse 2:

                        My pockets lined thin, with padded insulation,

                        A fortress of solitude, my cold preservation.

                        Tip-toed on ice, where whispers freeze fast,

                        In the heart of the freezer, I’m free at last.

                        Bridge:

                        And oh, how the frostbite, it clings like a friend,

                        In the asylum of chill, where the cold has no end.

                        You see walls of stainless, but beneath is decay,

                        The mold of my memories, never fading away.

                        Chorus:

                        You think you know cold, you think you’ve seen strife,

                        But you wouldn’t last an hour in the chill that shaped my life.

                        In the frost of my youth, where shadows play deep,

                        In a walk-in cooler, my secrets I keep.

                        Outro:

                        So here in the silence, the cold tells no lies,

                        The freezer door closes, the old echo dies.

                        Walk into my asylum, feel the chill in your bones,

                        In the pristine cold storage, where I built my thrones.

                        Listen, Share, and Celebrate

                        “In the Chill of the Walk-In” is available now on all streaming platforms. Crank it up in your kitchens, play it in your break rooms, and share it with your fellow food service warriors. Remember, it’s not just a song, it’s a piece of our collective soul in the food service industry.

                        Stay cool, stay strong, and keep creating—because even in the coldest corners, our creativity and spirit burn bright. Here’s to all of you, the true heart and soul of the hustle.

                        With all my love and a dash of kitchen spice,
                        Jade Ann Byrne
                        CEOEat My Cake Records

                      7. šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵 – Space Country Trap by Jade Ann Byrne

                        šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵 – Space Country Trap by Jade Ann Byrne

                        My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi” Album Release – Jade Ann Byrne Sets SoundCloud Ablaze with Staggering Streams

                        Embark on a Sonic Odyssey with “šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵” – The Album That’s Shaping the Sound of Space Country Trap


                        Los Angeles, California: Hold onto your hats and let your spurs click to the rhythm of revolution. Jade Ann Byrne, under the banner of Eat My Cake Records, is storming the music scene with her groundbreaking album, ā€œšŸ’ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵.ā€ This is more than music; it’s a space country trap sensation that’s already capturing hearts and igniting the spirit of adventure across SoundCloud with astounding listens. Let’s dive into the tracks that are setting the platform alight.

                        My Big Fat Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi

                        Jade Ann Byrne has not just created an album; she has crafted a cosmic tapestry of sounds that beckon you to join her in a world where the wild west meets the final frontier. With each song, she invites her fans on an epic journey through the “Home of Space 🚜 Country šŸ•³ļø Trap.” Her message to the fans: “Every strum, every beat, every note is a piece of my soul that I share with you. These tracks are our stories, our dreams, and our adventures through time and space. From the rolling hills of California to the far reaches of the cosmos, let’s rock this world together!” And rock they have, with listeners tuning in from across the globe, uniting under the flag of Jade Ann Byrne’s rhythmic revolution. It’s clear that this album isn’t just making waves; it’s making history.


                        So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the album that everyone’s talking about. Tune in, turn up, and let “šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵” become the soundtrack to your life. Get your copy today, available on every platform from retro to radical, because this is the sound that’s defining a new era of music.

                        Immerse yourself in the deep dive of Jade Ann Byrne’s album, "šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵," where California lore intertwines with the pulsating heart of a bold eGirl heartbreaker's lifestyle:

                        šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵

                        ā€œ(Are You Taking A) Raincheck on my Huge Cock-a-Doodle-Do?ā€
                        Drenched in the swagger of the West Coast, this track playfully challenges the status quo, beckoning the brave to join Jade's fearless crusade against the mundane. It's a siren call to those ready to live life with no holds barred, echoing the vibrant life of an eGirl who reigns supreme in hearts and on screens.

                        ā€œSunset Serenade Golden Coastā€
                        As the Golden State basks in the glow of an amber sunset, this track captures the serene beauty of the Pacific coastline. Every melody is a tribute to the tranquil evenings on the Pacific Highway, a reminder of the serene power that California wields in her oceanic grip.

                        ā€œHonky-Tonk Nights in Bakersfieldā€
                        This song revives the raw, untamed spirit of the Bakersfield Sound. It's a head-nod to the era of Buck Owens and Merle Haggard, with Jade's modern twist resonating through the oilfields and cowboy bars of this storied city.

                        ā€œMalibu Moonlightā€
                        In the embrace of Malibu's elite shores, this track is a nocturne of whispered secrets and shared glances. Jade's voice weaves through the canyons, as captivating as the dance of moonlight on the waves, embodying the mystique of California nights.

                        ā€œHollywood Hills and Honky-Tonk Thrillsā€
                        Merging the glamour of Hollywood with the earthiness of honky-tonk, Jade celebrates the duality of LA – a city of dreams for the starlets and the strumming heartache of guitar strings echoing off the Sunset Strip.

                        ā€œSanta Monica Sunsets and Love Regretsā€
                        The wistful end-of-day reflections find their voice in this track, capturing the bittersweet moments that accompany the sun dipping below the horizon at Santa Monica, the ebbing daylight mirroring the fading traces of lost loves.

                        ā€œPacific Dreams Stuck in Palm Springsā€
                        This melody is a haven for dreamers who find themselves entranced by the desert oasis of Palm Springs. It's a tribute to the mid-century modern paradise, an escape from the breakneck pace of digital conquests to a place where dreams can unfurl under the vastness of the desert sky.

                        ā€œL.A. Lights and Midnight Flightsā€
                        With the restless energy of Los Angeles after dark, this track celebrates the city's never-ending motion, the buzz of the 405, and the whispers of those chasing dreams through its neon veins.

                        ā€œJoshua Tree Whispers My Secretsā€
                        Mystical and contemplative, the haunting beauty of Joshua Tree National Park comes to life in this song, reflecting the ancient wisdom and stark beauty that has become a pilgrimage site for soul-searchers and music-makers alike.

                        ā€œPair of 10's in the I-10 HOV Laneā€
                        Racing through the heart of the state on the I-10, this track is an ode to the fast lane, where the thrill of the journey matches the promise of destination, much like the life of an eGirl – always on the move, yet eternally in the spotlight.

                        ā€œCoastal Breeze, Summer Teaseā€
                        A breezy and flirtatious melody that encapsulates the carefree California summer spirit, as alluring and refreshing as the ocean breeze itself.

                        ā€œRodeo Drive, Love Aliveā€
                        Chic and opulent, the spirit of Beverly Hills' Rodeo Drive pulsates in this track, marrying high fashion with the high stakes of love in the fast lane.

                        ā€œSanta Ana Winds, Hearts Unpinnedā€
                        This song is as unpredictable and powerful as the winds it's named after, carrying the untamed spirit of California's landscape and the restless hearts of those it touches.

                        Every track in this album is a testament to Jade Ann Byrne’s dynamic and dominant eGirl persona, blending California’s rich tapestry with her indomitable lifestyle. It’s not just an album; it’s a ride through the diverse landscapes and hearts of California, each song a stop on an expansive tour of the soul.

                        Signing off with a Stardust Trail:

                        As we close this chapter, I’m reminded that life, much like music, is a continuous journey. Each note we play, each step we take, carries the potential to resonate through the cosmos. Let’s pledge to make every day count, to live boldly, and to sing our truths, leaving a stardust trail for those who follow. So here’s to life’s symphony, to the adventures that await, and to the music that will score our journey. From my heart to yours, keep chasing the stars.

                        Album Availability:

                        “šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵” is spinning on all imaginable formats. From the nostalgia of 8-track tapes to the pioneering “Ultra Lossless Direct Neural Music Transplant,” the choice is yours. Want to keep it classic? Grab a vinyl. Craving that cutting-edge experience? Sign the waiver and get the neural transplant. Your ears, your adventure. This is your invitation to a musical odyssey with “šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø My Big Fat šŸ“ Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Ri-Mi 🄵.” Each format offers a unique window into the soul of sound—from the tactile charm of vinyl that crackles with each turn to the revolutionary direct neural implant, where every beat syncs with your pulse. Choose your voyage, be it wrapped in the warmth of analog or the frontiers of neural symphonies. Your journey into my musical universe is just a play button away.

                        Jade Ann Byrne’s Sign-off:

                        This isn’t just an album; it’s a piece of my soul etched into every medium. Your engagement—every stream, every heart, every comment—is a beat in the heart of this shared musical experience. As we ride this melody into the milky twilight, let’s embrace the universal rhythm that binds us. Thank you for making my songs a part of your life’s soundtrack. Until we meet again, let’s echo into eternity, together, through the magic of music. “From the stratosphere of streaming to the tangible touch of vinyl grooves, thank you for bringing my music into your world. Remember, each listen, like, and share, weaves you into the fabric of this journey. Let’s keep spinning, soaring, and singing into the stars.”

                        Artistic Vibes:

                        The journey doesn’t end here. Keep your eyes on the horizon for the visual feast that accompanies each melody. The art for each track is a tapestry woven from the threads of imagination, designed to enthrall your senses and elevate the musical narrative to celestial heights. Stay tuned as we unveil the visual wonders accompanying each track, a visual symphony that amplifies the allure of the auditory magic.

                        Until Next Stream:

                        Carry the energy of our shared moments until we reconvene in this digital concert hall. Whether it’s through the speakers of your old-school boombox or the futuristic realms of neural streaming, know that every beat, every lyric, is a token of my cosmic affection. With a heart full of harmonies and eyes fixed on the infinite, I’m sending you a universe of love and music. Keep the volume high, and the spirit higher, until our next stream crosses paths. With cosmic love and musical hugs, Jade Ann Byrne šŸš€šŸŽ¶āœØ

                      8. “( SUCK MY ) TWO STONES – Jade Ann Byrne” – A Glamorous Twist on “Two Phones”

                        “( SUCK MY ) TWO STONES – Jade Ann Byrne” – A Glamorous Twist on “Two Phones”

                        Artist Introduction for “Two Stones”


                        Welcome to the dazzling world of Jade Ann Byrne with her latest hit “Two Stones,” a luxurious twist on the classic theme of opulence and allure.

                        Released under the bright lights of Eat My Cake Records, “Two Stones” is a melodious celebration of extravagance and flair. This song encapsulates the essence of luxury, each lyric adorned with the luster of emeralds and the spirit of grandeur.

                        Release Date: TBA
                        Artist: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Label: Eat My Cake Records



                        “Two Stones” is not merely a song; it’s an anthem for those who carry their sparkle wherever they go. With hooks that resonate the gleam of emeralds and verses that walk you through a night of splendor, Jade crafts a narrative that’s both enchanting and empowering.
                        Each verse of “Two Stones” pulsates with the rhythm of the high life, narrating a journey filled with radiant gems that light up Jade’s path, symbolizing her unstoppable rise and the magnetic allure of her persona.

                        The bridge and outro of the song elevate the theme, portraying Jade not just as a wearer of jewels, but as a sovereign of her own life’s narrative, ruling from a throne built on resilience and brilliance: šŸ’¼ “Two stones, like twin stars, shining oh so bright,
                        Turning heads at every party, lighting up the night.
                        From boardroom to ballroom, these jewels set the tone,
                        I’m not just wearing rings, I’m on a gemstone throne.”

                        “Two Stones” by Jade Ann Byrne is a bold declaration of self-expression and flamboyance, wrapped in the velvety textures of rap and the shimmering rhythms of trap. It’s a track that doesn’t just sound good—it feels like a celebration of every moment spent shining.

                        Jade invites you to join her in this glittering experience, to feel the power of presence, and to revel in the glamour that only true gems can bestow.

                        ( SUCK MY ) TWO STONES – Jade Ann Byrne

                        šŸŽµ Hook: “I got two stones, in my hands,
                        Gleaming green, ain’t they grand?
                        One for the flash, and one for the show,
                        Emerald dreams, watch them glow!”

                        šŸš€ Verse 1: “Out here making moves, got emeralds on my digits,
                        Luxury at my fingertips, flexing, no limits.
                        Cruising through the night, these gems lighting my path,
                        Green with envy, catch the wrath.”

                        šŸ’¼ Bridge: “Two stones, like twin stars, shining oh so bright,
                        Turning heads at every party, lighting up the night.
                        From boardroom to ballroom, these jewels set the tone,
                        I’m not just wearing rings, I’m on a gemstone throne.”

                        šŸŽ‰ Outro: “So if you see me coming, with that emerald bling,
                        Know I got two stones, and they mean everything.
                        It’s not just about the flash or the icy feel,
                        It’s about the power and the presence, the undeniable appeal.”

                        Drop that beat and let the emeralds speak, as we celebrate not just one, but TWO epic stones! Keep it locked here for more beats and bling. And remember, for the ultimate in glam and games, follow @JadeAnnByrne.

                        Peace out and keep sparkling, you beautiful diamonds in the rough! Jade Ann Byrne 🌟✨

                      9. Eco Terror: Blood and Soil in the Digital Age

                        Eco Terror: Blood and Soil in the Digital Age

                        Eco Terror: Blood and Soil in the Digital Age

                        “Eco Terror” was more than just songwriting; it was an act of raw expression and defiance. This song is a vehement outcry against the degradation of our planet and a call to arms for those who dare to stand against the corporate and political behemoths that threaten our very existence.

                        The Jade Ann Byrne Writing Process

                        Eco Terror isn’t just a song; it’s an anthem for survival in an age of environmental upheaval. It’s a declaration that we will no longer be passive bystanders to the devastation of our world. This song is for the eco-warriors, the activists, and every voice that refuses to be silenced in the fight for a sustainable future.

                        Creating this song was like igniting a firestorm, each verse a spark and every chorus a blaze. As I wove the lyrics, I felt the fury of our plundered earth coursing through me, compelling me to voice the unspeakable truths of our time. Inspired by the relentless spirit of environmental warriors and the harsh realities they confront, the words flowed from a deep well of urgency and despair mixed with hope.

                        Jade Ann Byrne’s Personal Reflections

                        For me, Jade Ann Byrne is not just a name; it’s a battle cry. This song mirrors my commitment to environmental activism and my disdain for superficial solutions that barely scratch the surface of our ecological crises. Through the metaphor of blood and soil, I delve into the heart of our planet’s plight, addressing the bloodshed of innocents andthe exploitation of natural resources.

                        In “Eco Terror,” each line is a testament to the struggles faced by those on the front lines of environmental battles—from the barricades at protests to the silent wars waged in legislative halls. This song is a homage to those who wield placards instead of swords, fighting for a world that nurtures rather than destroys

                        Eco Terror: Blood and Soil in the Digital Age

                        Verse 1:

                        Slash through the satin, expose the decay,

                        Where blooms of power shrivel under her sway.

                        Echoes of ā€œFeast, let them feast,ā€ the elite croon,

                        Her counter-cry fierce, beneath the blood moon.

                        Chorus:

                        Eco Terror, it’s blood she craves,

                        not the crimson of war but the red of the brave.

                        Dethrone the false idols with truths she paves,

                        Jade, the eco-warrior, from digital caves.

                        Verse 2:

                        In the shadow of thrones, they toast their greed,

                        While she plants the seeds of a true creed.

                        From the palace’s ashes to the streets she claims,

                        Raising fortresses from the oligarchs' remains.

                        Bridge:

                        Anarchy pulsing, her heart the drum,

                        in the face of the storm, she won’t succumb.

                        Against the crown and the corrupt thrum,

                        She stands, the vanguard, where the righteous come.

                        Chorus:

                        Eco Terror, it’s blood she craves,

                        not the crimson of war but the red of the brave.

                        Dethrone the false idols with truths she paves,

                        Jade, the eco-warrior, from digital caves.

                        Outro:

                        Dive deep into the cake’s deceitful tiers,

                        Where a queen’s sweet veil draws secret tears.

                        But Jade battles on real and fierce fields,

                        In mud and data, her conviction never yields.

                        Together, we are not just a force of nature—we are the protectors of it.

                        With passion and resolve,
                        @JadeAnnByrne

                      10. Crust of the Upper Crust: An Anarchic Ballad of Rebellion & Truth

                        Crust of the Upper Crust: An Anarchic Ballad of Rebellion & Truth

                        Crust of the Upper Crust” isn’t just a melody—it’s a clarion call woven through the electric sparks of rebellion. This track stands as a bold declaration against the shadows of complacency and injustice that loom large in our world. Each lyric and note is charged with the spirit of change, crafted for the forgotten, the downtrodden, and every brave soul who dares to challenge the status quo. This song invites us all to rise, to unite, and to proclaim, “Let’s eat the cake—together.

                        Crust of the Upper Crust: An Anarchic Ballad of Rebellion & Truth

                        Creating “Crust of the Upper Crust” was more than an artistic venture; it was akin to archaeological excavation of the modern psyche. Inspired by the dual imagery of Marie Antoinette’s supposed apathy and the palpable struggles of today’s overlooked masses, this song became a channel for my own frustrations with pervasive injustices. Each verse strips back another layer of pretense, each chorus delves deeper into the chasm between the powerful and the powerless, painting a vivid picture of societal disparity with a bold palette of raw, emotional sound.

                        In crafting this track, I tapped into the persona of Jade Ann Byrne, the modern rebel, a digital Paladin who wields words and music as her weapons. This song is my stand, my voice amplified, pulling others up to join me in this dance of defiance. It’s about breaking the silence imposed by unearned privilege and voicing the struggles that many face but few acknowledge.

                        Jade Ann Byrne’s Personal Reflections:

                        For me, Jade Ann Byrne is more than a name—it’s the essence of my deepest convictions. Through this song, I channel the grit and resilience of those often ignored by the glittering narrative favored by the elite. It’s a voice for those who face the harsh realities of life—from the streets to the digital realms—challenging the status quo at every turn.

                        “Crust of the Upper Crust” is about real people, the backbone of society, whose labors are often overlooked but who persist, undeterred by the dirt under their nails. This song is a rally cry for recognition, a call to share the victories and the spoils with those who truly toil.

                        As I wrote, a blend of anger and hope fueled my creativity, driving me to push for change. This song embodies that tumultuous emotion—it’s a beacon for the weary, a call to arms for the hopeful, and a declaration that we are stronger together.

                        Verse 1:

                        Rip through the silk and taste the grime,

                        Where roses wilt beneath the throne’s climb.

                        Marie whispers soft, ā€œLet them eat cake,ā€

                        While her pearls mock the famine they forsake.

                        Chorus:

                        Eat the rich, a screamo cry in purple haze,

                        Dethrone the silken lies of the gilded age.

                        Jade with fists raised, in digital fields she braved,

                        ā€œLet them eat my cake,ā€ for the forgotten she saved.

                        Verse 2:

                        Under chandeliers, they sip their wine,

                        While Jade’s hands toil, earth and grime.

                        From palace walls to the streets she roams,

                        Building shelters from the elite’s old bones.

                        Bridge:

                        Anarchy in her veins, purple rock, the truth she claims,

                        Against the golden chains, her battle hymn disrupts their games.

                        Nature saved by her green rage, where wild hearts can’t be caged,

                        She stands, the fiercest stage, a Paladin in the digital age.

                        Chorus:

                        Eat the rich, a screamo cry in purple haze,

                        Dethrone the silken lies of the gilded age.

                        Jade with fists raised, in digital fields she braved,

                        ā€œLet them eat my cake,ā€ for the forgotten she saved.

                        Outro:

                        Through the frosted layers, dive headfirst, uncover the lie,

                        Where the queen’s sweet mask hides a bitter sigh.

                        But Jade, she fights where the battles are real,

                        In the dirt and the byte, her legacy the wheel.

                        Conclusion and Sign-Off:

                        As “Crust of the Upper Crust” resonates through your speakers, let it be more than just a song. Let it be a reminder that you are not alone, that your struggles are seen, and your voice matters. Join me in this chorus of change, and let’s transform anger into action, hope into reality.

                        With each note we share, we build a stronger, united front against the injustices of our times. Let this song be your anthem too. Stand with me, sing with me, and together, let’s make sure our voices are heard loud and clear.

                        In solidarity and song,

                        Jade Ann Byrne 🌟✨

                      11. Blood on The Scuba [ Side A ] – Jade Ann Byrne – Midnight Calls: The Tech-Savvy Healer of the Night

                        Blood on The Scuba [ Side A ] – Jade Ann Byrne – Midnight Calls: The Tech-Savvy Healer of the Night

                        Blood on The Scuba [ Side A ] – Jade Ann Byrne – Midnight Calls: The Tech-Savvy Healer of the Night

                        Unveiling “Blood on The Scuba [Side A]” – an enchanting musical journey that navigates the depths of the digital and the real, brought to life by Jade Ann Byrne. As the sun sets and the digital glow fades, Jade transitions from high-energy arcade escapades to the serene call of her nocturnal healing adventures.

                        The Song’s Essence

                        “Blood on The Scuba” emerges not just as a song but as an experience woven through the neon threads of synthwave intertwined with the raw, heartfelt pulse of indie rock. The track encapsulates a night filled with mystery and service, reflecting Jade’s dual life as a tech-savvy healer and a midnight responder to animals in distress.

                        Blood on The Scuba [ Side A ] – Jade Ann Byrne

                        “Blood on The Scuba” by Jade Ann Byrne

                        Verse 1:

                        Neon lights on the boardwalk, glint in mischievous eyes,
                        A California night with a secret to hide.
                        In the dim of the arcade, quarters and dreams collide,
                        She’s got tech at her fingertips, and an adventure in stride.

                        Chorus:

                        There’s blood on the scuba, purple and green,
                        A mystery unfolds in the techno scene.
                        Under the surface, where the cables entwine,
                        Jade dives deep where the neon lights shine.

                        Verse 2:

                        A heart of code, but with hands that heal,
                        She stitches the wounds that the night will reveal.
                        From the hum of the servers to the ocean’s vast blue,
                        She’s a paladin to all, with a mission to pursue.

                        Bridge:

                        Echoes of laughter, whispers of the tide,
                        A splash of crimson, secrets can’t hide.
                        From dragon bytes to the rodeo plains,
                        She’s the eGirl with courage, running in her veins.

                        Outro:

                        In the glow of the screens, her story’s composed,
                        A life of many tales, and this chapter’s closed.
                        With blood on the scuba, and a truth to imbibe,
                        Jade Ann Byrne, the legend, the vibe.

                        “Blood on The Scuba”
                        by
                        Jade Ann Byrne
                        Thursday April 11th 2024
                        05:55 pm pacific time lol
                        • Verse 1 kicks off with vivid imagery of the Southern California boardwalk at night, illuminated by neon lights that set the stage for an evening of mysteries and adventures.
                        • The Chorus dives into the thematic core of the song, with metaphoric “blood on the scuba” illustrating the intersection of technology and nature, highlighting the unexpected challenges and discoveries beneath the surface.
                        • Verse 2 shifts focus to Jade’s role as a healer, blending her technological prowess with her compassionate care for animals, portraying her depth and versatility.
                        • The Bridge offers a reflective pause, a moment submerged in deeper introspection about the personal costs and silent victories of her fluid lifestyle.
                        • The Outro concludes the narrative with a powerful affirmation of Jade’s multifaceted life, celebrating her ability to navigate and unite both worlds with grace and resilience.


                        Artist Notes
                        Jade Ann Byrne describes the production elements that make "Blood on The Scuba" uniquely mesmerizing. The combination of pulsating synthwave beats and organic indie rock elements crafts a sonic landscape that mirrors the emotional and physical landscapes Jade traverses nightly. The track’s production uses a mix of synthetic and traditional instruments to create a soundscape that feels both futuristic and intimately familiar.

                        Dual Life of Healing and Heroism


                        Beyond the music, Jade shares insights into her nightly escapades—ranging from tech troubleshooting to emergency vet calls. These stories build a narrative of a woman who thrives on challenges and is committed to making a difference, whether behind a console or in an emergency.

                        Conclusion


                        “Blood on The Scuba [Side A]” is more than a musical release; it’s a glimpse into the life of Jade Ann Byrne, a modern-day Paladin who protects, heals, and inspires. This song invites listeners to explore the depths of their own commitments to passion and service, echoing the beats of Jade’s unstoppable rhythm.

                        Engagement Invitation


                        Join Jade in this rhythmic revolution and be part of her journey of healing and heroism. Engage with the song, dive into the experience, and discover where your own passions lead you in the quiet of the night.

                        Remember, in the intertwining of tech and soul, we find the melodies that move us, the beats that drive us, and the harmony that holds us together in the vast tapestry of life.

                        thingz i d0 4 l0v3

                        Jade Ann Byrne šŸŖž enryB nnA edaJ

                      12. Jade Ann Byrne Ain’t No Fool ToDay Southern California Twang & Lavender Oil Strings: The Soul of SoCal Country PaWg eGirl

                        Jade Ann Byrne Ain’t No Fool ToDay Southern California Twang & Lavender Oil Strings: The Soul of SoCal Country PaWg eGirl

                        Jade Ann Byrne Ain’t No Fool ToDay Southern California Twang & Lavender Oil Strings: The Soul of SoCal Country PaWg eGirl

                        In the heart of Southern California, a melody rises—a twang born of steel strings and a soul saturated in lavender. ā€œLavender Strings at Duskā€ is more than a song; it’s the echo of a SoCal sunset, the resonance of a day well-lived.

                        At the core of this auditory experience is a guitar unlike any other. Crafted in MichoacƔn, Mexico, its Zalpa strings sing with a brightness only achieved by the loving touch of hands polished with microfiber and pure lavender oil. The mahogany bridge, hand-sanded to perfection, supports a brass sanded and oiled with the same fragrant essence.

                        When played, the guitar’s interior, cleaned with cotton balls drenched in lavender oil, vibrates with a purity of sound and scent. This is not just a musical instrument; it’s a crafted piece of Southern California’s heart.

                        ā€œLavender Strings at Duskā€ brings to life the twangs of country legends, channeling the spirit of Buck Owens and Dwight Yoakam through its strings. The song marries the traditional sounds of Southern California’s country music with the distinctive twang characteristic of the genre. Each strum carries the weight of country’s past and the freshness of the present.


                        Lavender Strings at Dusk

                        (Verse 1)

                        The sun dips low, the sky’s a canvas vast,

                        Lavender hues, the day has passed.

                        Strings hum softly, dusk’s gentle hush,

                        In the fading light, the world’s a tender blush.

                        (Chorus)

                        Strum the chords, let the heart converse,

                        Lavender dreams in the twilight immerse.

                        Gather the moments, as shadows merge,

                        In ā€œLavender Strings at Dusk,ā€ our souls emerge.

                        (Verse 2)

                        Beneath the gaze of the crescent moon’s arc,

                        I find my rhythm, a spark in the dark.

                        With each note, the night’s embrace,

                        In the silence, I find my place.

                        (Bridge)

                        No looking back, the past’s a closed book,

                        Onward I play, with every step I took.

                        Lavender strings, guide my way,

                        To the dawn of a brand new day.

                        (Verse 3)

                        So here’s my song, from the heart it’s spun,

                        Underneath the last rays of the setting sun.

                        Through the dusk with a gentle pluck,

                        ā€œLavender Strings at Dusk,ā€ my pickup truck.

                        It’s a testament to the enduring allure of country music and its ability to adapt and thrive, even in the most unexpected of places. Southern California, with its sprawling landscapes and vibrant sunsets, becomes a backdrop to tales told through music—tales of love, loss, and the hope that thrums through life’s simplest moments.

                        ā€œLavender Strings at Duskā€ is more than a performance; it’s an invitation to sit back, close your eyes, and let the Southern California evening breeze carry you to a place where music heals and comforts. A place where every pluck of the string is a call home.

                        As the day ends and the hues of dusk settle in, “Lavender Strings at Dusk” remains not just a melody but an embrace from the heart of Southern California. Through each twang and strum, this song is a bridge over the mundane, connecting us to the profound simplicity and beauty of life’s moments. It invites us to experience the world not as bystanders but as participants in a sensory dance with nature.

                        Thank you for joining us on this auditory journey through the SoCal landscape. Whether you’re a longtime lover of country music or a curious newcomer, we hope this song adds a bit of warmth and peace to your evenings. Remember, sometimes all it takes to find your way back home is the gentle pluck of lavender-scented strings at dusk.

                        Signing off with a heart full of music and a soul stirred by the endless possibilities of the horizon,

                        Jade Ann Byrne 🌟✨0

                      13. The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Embracing the Glow of Transformation ā€œMoissanite Twilightā€ – Day 4 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy Five in Five Challenge

                        The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Embracing the Glow of Transformation ā€œMoissanite Twilightā€ – Day 4 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy Five in Five Challenge

                        The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Embracing the Glow of Transformation ā€œMoissanite Twilightā€ – Day 4 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy Five in Five Challenge

                        Dear Sunset Chasers and Dream Weavers,

                        Welcome back to the harmonious journey of creation and expression. Today marks Day 4 of the enchanting Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy Five in Five Challenge. We’ve been riding the high notes and diving into the soulful depths of songwriting, capturing moments of life in melodic snapshots.

                        Our song, ā€œMoissanite Twilight,ā€ is more than a collection of chords and lyrics—it’s an intimate voyage through transformation, from the fading rays of a setting sun to the first shimmer of evening stars.

                        ā€œMoissanite Twilightā€


                        (Verse 1)

                        As the sun kisses the Pacific goodbye,

                        Jade stands, her soul touching the sky.

                        With the chill of summer whispering soft,

                        She sips the day’s last light, aloft.

                        (Chorus)

                        Explorer in twilight, heart unfolded wide,

                        Speed of life slowing, in this peaceful tide.

                        Beneath the arches, a diamond in the rough,

                        Moissanite brilliance, in the dusk enough.

                        (Verse 2)

                        Locks curl in the California embrace,

                        A spectrum caught in her necklace’s grace.

                        Exhausted not, but filled with life’s glow,

                        In the forest path where the evening winds blow.

                        (Bridge)

                        With every beam that the sunset gives,

                        She floats, she soars, she deeply lives.

                        Lightened by the laughter of the day,

                        Cable of past, to the now gives way.

                        (Verse 3)

                        And as the stars ready their night-time shift,

                        Her spirit’s lifted, ever so swift.

                        In the Moissanite twilight, her dreams take flight,

                        A path through the forest, to the starry night.

                        As we close today’s chapter of our songwriting saga, ā€œMoissanite Twilightā€ hangs in the balance of dusk, a melodious beacon guiding us through the night. Thank you for being part of this lyrical odyssey, where every note resonates with the heartbeats of our shared humanity.

                        Keep your ears tuned for Day 5, where we’ll conclude this symphony of songcraft with a finale that echoes into the vastness of our collective souls.

                        Sunny & 72 five five five

                        Until our next note,
                        Musically & authentically yours,
                        Jade Ann Byrne

                      14. The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Weaving Change into Harmony with “Spectrum of Change” – Day 3 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge

                        The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Weaving Change into Harmony with “Spectrum of Change” – Day 3 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge

                        The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Weaving Change into Harmony with “Spectrum of Change” – Day 3 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge


                        Salutations, Harmonious Crusaders,

                        As we crest the hill of this musical marathon, I’m delighted to draw back the curtain on today’s odyssey: “Spectrum of Change.” A song that dances with the theme of transformation, it mirrors the kaleidoscope of life’s relentless evolution.

                        Title: “Spectrum of Change”

                        Title: ā€œSpectrum of Changeā€

                        (Verse 1)

                        In the glow of screens, where truths entwine,

                        Jade Ann Byrne stands, through time’s design.

                        Skin like alabaster, locks dark as space,

                        Colors shift like moods across her grace.

                        (Chorus)

                        Oh, what changes most in a world so vast?

                        Shades of life, like stars, not meant to last.

                        Jade’s spirit waltzes, in cosmos so wide,

                        A paladin’s heart, with nowhere to hide.

                        (Using the Amplifier chord progression Dm, G, Am, C)

                        (Verse 2)

                        Hues of Lululemon, like a mood ring’s play,

                        A cloak for each thought, a spectrum’s array.

                        Gemini’s mind, a dance of light and dark,

                        Balancing elements that kindle the spark.

                        (Chorus)

                        Is it the ticking of time, or the black hole’s call,

                        That shifts our essence, and beckons us all?

                        Through days of shadow, through nights so clear,

                        It’s the change within that we hold most dear.

                        (Bridge)

                        From ash-gray whispers to strands of night,

                        Every shade she dons holds a different sight.

                        Through the looking glass, in reflections cast,

                        Jade Ann Byrne’s tale is vast.

                        (Verse 3)

                        Perhaps it’s not the skin, nor the vibrant threads,

                        But the journey taken, where our heart treads.

                        Through spiraling galaxies, to black holes’ embrace,

                        It’s the change in our soul that time cannot erase.

                        (Outro)

                        Mage of snow and tales untold,

                        Paladin Jade, in the digital fold.

                        What changes most is not just seen,

                        It’s the constant growth, where we’ve been and been.

                        In the symphony of existence, the only constant is change, and today’s composition is a heartfelt homage to the beauty of that impermanence. With each chord and note, we embrace the transitions that shape us, celebrating the myriad changes that come with each new dawn.

                        Join me in this celebration of growth, as we reflect on what changes the most for each of us. Let ā€œSpectrum of Changeā€ be the anthem of our metamorphosis, a testament to the fluidity of our inner and outer worlds.

                        Until the next crescendo rises,

                        Musically Yours,

                        Jade Ann Byrne

                      15. The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Create Content With My Guitar Wielding Hostess With The Mostest, Sarah Spencer – Day 1 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge ā€œGlazed Horizonsā€

                        The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Create Content With My Guitar Wielding Hostess With The Mostest, Sarah Spencer – Day 1 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge ā€œGlazed Horizonsā€

                        The Harmonious Climb: My Nashville Call of Duty: Create Content With My Guitar Wielding Hostess With The Mostest, Sarah Spencer – Day 1 of The Sarah Spencer’s Song Fancy The Five in Five Song Challenge ā€œGlazed Horizonsā€

                        Day 1 of Creation: Unveiling ā€œGlazed Horizonsā€

                        Hello, Creative Souls,

                        Today marks the beginning of a melodious journey, one that starts in the bustling heart of Nashville and echoes out to the furthest reaches of our dreams. I, Jade Ann Byrne, am thrilled to share with you all the genesis of a new song born from the challenge set by the incredible Sarah Spencer of SongFancy.

                        ā€œGlazed Horizonsā€ is a tune that embodies the essence of this challenge, intricately woven with the five words – streaming, bubble, pick, glaze, and damp – each a thread in the tapestry of its storytelling. Set to the poignant keys of G#m, F#, B, and E, this song is a reflection of our collective journey through the vast landscape of life, the unseen struggles, and the triumphs that shape us.

                        From the first verse to the last, ā€œGlazed Horizonsā€ seeks to capture the tender moments of existence, the intimate stories whispered between the lines of reality, and the shared experience of being human. It’s a homage to the dreamers and believers, a narrative that holds a mirror to the soul of every listener, inviting them to find their truth where the horizon lies.

                        I extend my deepest gratitude to Sarah for this opportunity to climb the rope ladder of creativity and for her unwavering support in helping us overcome our own creative challenges. As I share this song with you, it’s not just my voice that you’ll hear, but the chorus of all those who’ve dared to dream and pour their heart into their art.

                        Join me in this celebration of music, storytelling, and the unbreakable human spirit. May ā€œGlazed Horizonsā€ be a companion on your journey, a beacon in the nights of your creative endeavors, and a spark that lights your path to writing songs that resonate with the rhythm of your own heart.

                        Here’s to the music we make, the lives we touch, and the beauty we bring into the world through the magic of songwriting.

                        **Title: "Glazed Horizons"**

                        *(Verse 1)*

                        In a town where dreams are streaming,
                        Under skies so vast and gleaming.
                        A heart beats in rhythm, soft and damp,
                        Life's like a candle with a flickering lamp.

                        *(Chorus)*
                        We're just pickers in the bubble of time,
                        Searching for reasons, looking for rhyme.
                        Glazed horizons, under neon signs,
                        In this dance of life, we're just walking lines.

                        *(Key: G#m)*

                        *(Verse 2)*
                        Streets whisper tales of yesterdays,
                        Echoes of laughter, in the alleyway's haze.
                        Every corner tells a story, under the moon's embrace,
                        In the canvas of night, we find our place.

                        *(Chorus)*
                        We're just pickers in the bubble of time,
                        Riding the rhythms of a world so prime.
                        Glazed horizons, where dreams intertwine,
                        In this dance of life, we're just walking lines.

                        *(Key: F#)*

                        *(Bridge)*
                        Through the streaming light, our paths converge,
                        In the symphony of life, we sing, we surge.
                        With every strum, every note we pick,
                        We paint our journey, thick and quick.

                        *(Key: B)*

                        *(Verse 3)*
                        In the coffee shops, the stories brew,
                        Underneath the sky's endless hue.
                        A damp morning, a new day's rise,
                        In the mirror of time, our soul never lies.

                        *(Chorus)*
                        We're just pickers in the bubble of time,
                        In the melody of life, in its prime.
                        Glazed horizons, where our dreams align,
                        In this dance of life, we're just walking lines.

                        *(Key: E)*

                        *(Outro)*
                        So here's to the dreamers, the believers, the night,
                        To the unseen struggles, to the unsung fight.
                        In this world of streaming lights and glazed skies,
                        We find our truth, where the horizon lies.ā€

                        Crafted with heartfelt passion, this melody found its rhythm on March 25th, 2024. Unveiled to the world as ā€˜No Joke,’ it blossomed into existence on the first spring day of April, 2024. May its notes resonate with you as they do with me. šŸŽ¶āœØ

                        Musically Yours,
                        Jade Ann Byrne @JadeAnnByrne

                      16. Ballad of Jade Ann Byrne: A Tale of Insight & Defiance

                        Ballad of Jade Ann Byrne: A Tale of Insight & Defiance

                        Ballad of Jade Ann Byrne: A Tale of Insight & Defiance

                        ā€œBallad of Jade Ann Byrne”


                        Dear Digital Explorers and Rebels at Heart,
                        In the vast expanse of the virtual realms where avatars dwell and eGirls reign, emerges a ballad that resounds with the essence of defiance and the power of authenticity.

                        Today, I’m proud to unveil a personal anthem that captures the spirit of my digital and real-world journey: “Ballad of Jade Ann Byrne: A Tale of Insight & Defiance.

                        Title: ā€œBallad of Jade Ann Byrneā€

                        (Verse 1)

                        In the digital realm where the eGirl thrives,

                        Stands Jade Ann Byrne, with insight alive.

                        With a voice that echoes through cyber halls,

                        She declares her presence, breaking down walls.

                        (Chorus)

                        She knows who she is, in pixels and truth,

                        Unfazed by the judgments, eternal youth.

                        In a world of avatars, she stands so grand,

                        Jade Ann Byrne, with her destiny in hand.

                        (Verse 2)

                        Raising her hand, not in query but in claim,

                        Against the tide of blame, she plays no game.

                        Your problems, your causes, she won’t bear,

                        In her digital castle, she rules fair and square.

                        (Chorus)

                        She knows who she is, in pixels and truth,

                        Unfazed by the judgments, eternal youth.

                        In a world of avatars, she stands so grand,

                        Jade Ann Byrne, with her destiny in hand.

                        (Bridge)

                        Cursed and distrusted, yet never swayed,

                        In the mix of truth and lies, her path is laid.

                        ā€œDismiss them, forget them,ā€ her mantra rings,

                        For she’s learned from the past, what true freedom brings.

                        (Verse 3)

                        Shattering visions, breaking the mold,

                        Her story in the digital age, bravely told.

                        No slave to perception, no puppet on a string,

                        Jade Ann Byrne, the eGirl queen, in the virtual ring.

                        (Chorus)

                        She knows who she is, in pixels and truth,

                        Unfazed by the judgments, eternal youth.

                        In a world of avatars, she stands so grand,

                        Jade Ann Byrne, with her destiny in hand.

                        (Outro)

                        In the future she strides, with wisdom and grace,

                        A digital paladin, in time and space.

                        From past to present, her journey unwinds,

                        Jade Ann Byrne, a legend, in digital minds.

                        Experience the Art, Lyrics, and Vocals
                        Big Tips Only

                        In this digital era where narratives are often written in code and reflected in the glow of a screen, this ballad is a testament to the resilience and indomitable spirit of those who dare to stand true to themselves. Every lyric, every verse is a step taken with purpose, a barrier broken with conviction, echoing the chorus of many voices united in the quest for freedom and authenticity. Until the very end, and beyond, remember this: we are the architects of our own stories, the champions of our own destinies. So here’s to the rebels, the thinkers, the dreamers, and the doers. May our collective strength illuminate the cyberspace and beyond.

                        Onward & upward,
                        Jade Ann Byrne

                      17. Introducing the Vibrant New Single “Tip Me (PL0x)” by Jade Ann Byrne – A 2024 Revolution in Music

                        Introducing the Vibrant New Single “Tip Me (PL0x)” by Jade Ann Byrne – A 2024 Revolution in Music

                        šŸ°šŸŖ•šŸš€ Welcome to the Pulse of Space Country Trap at Eat My Cake Records šŸŒŒšŸŽµ

                        Introducing the Vibrant New Single “Tip Me (PL0x)” by Jade Ann Byrne – A 2024 Revolution in Music

                        🌟 Artist Spotlight: Jade Ann Byrne

                        • Title: Tip Me (PL0x)
                        • Artist: Jade Ann Byrne
                        • Release Year: 2024
                        • Label: Eat My Cake Records

                        A Dive into the Digital Rhapsody of “Tip Me”

                        “Tip Me (PL0x)” is not just a track; it’s a digital odyssey. Infused with the vibrant energy of space country trap, Jade Ann Byrne delivers a symphony that dances on the cusp of innovation and tradition. This single is more than music—it’s an experience that tugs at the cords of the digital age, wrapped in the rhythmic beats of modernity.

                        Lyrical Journey:

                        (RECORD SCRATCH) (REWIND)
                        Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
                        šŸŽ¤šŸ”„ Simp hit that click, power up, don't miss!
                        With fees so low, it's practically a gift,
                        Just 2% plus 30 cents a flick,
                        Your tips take off, they're soaring quick.

                        šŸš€ GoDaddy and Poynt in the mix,
                        Joining forces for the ultimate fix.
                        Every dollar, every cent,
                        Towards new skies, it's heaven-sent.

                        🌌 Paladin crew, hear me loud and clear,
                        Your support fuels us, we hold it dear.
                        Together we soar to new horizons,
                        In this cosmic quest, our spirits risin'.

                        šŸ’¾ Click that support, catch the vibe,
                        With every tip, we feel more alive.
                        Game on, fam, let's take this dive,
                        In Jade Ann Byrne's world, we thrive! šŸŒŸšŸš€

                        Your support's the beat, the heart, the drive,
                        In this digital realm, together we jive.
                        Click, support, keep this alive,
                        With Jade Ann Byrne, we all thrive! šŸ’–

                        Why “Tip Me” Hits Different

                        “Tip Me (PL0x)” goes beyond the beats; it’s a call to action—a bridge connecting fans and the artist through the virtual tips that fuel creative fires. Each lyric is crafted with a wink to the savvy digital native, making it not only a song but a rallying cry for those who vibe with the rhythm of bytes and beats.


                        Engage, Support, Thrive with Jade Ann Byrne

                        “Tip Me” is more than just listening—it’s about engagement. It’s a call to the digital populace to dive deep, support ardently, and thrive collectively. Jade invites each listener to become an integral part of her musical journey, celebrating every click, every tip, as a step towards mutual success.

                        Join the Revolution:

                        As “Tip Me (PL0x)” rolls out across platforms, we at Eat My Cake Records invite you to immerse yourself in the rhythm, feel the beat, and let the digital waves of Jade Ann Byrne’s latest hit carry you to new realms of musical experience.

                        šŸŽ¤ Drop that beat and let the emeralds speak—join us in celebrating not just a song, but a movement. Stay locked here for more beats, more bling, and endless inspiration. And remember, for the ultimate in glam and games, keep following @JadeAnnByrne.

                        šŸš€ Peace out and keep sparkling, you beautiful diamonds in the rough! 🌟✨


                        Eat My Cake Records – Home of the revolution, where every note counts and every beat resonates with the soul of Space Country Trap.

                      18. Introducing “a rap” – A Lyrical Odyssey by Jade Ann Byrne

                        Introducing “a rap” – A Lyrical Odyssey by Jade Ann Byrne

                        Introducing “a rap” – A Lyrical Odyssey by Jade Ann Byrne

                        Release Date: January 7th, 2024
                        Artist: Jade Ann Byrne
                        Label: Eat My Cake Records
                        Mood: Relaxed, Hungry, Sunny, Warm


                        Welcome to a New Era of Sound and Spirit

                        Embark on a musical journey like no other with Jade Ann Byrne’s latest single, “a rap,” exclusively from Eat My Cake Records. Set for release on January 7th, 2024, this track is not just a song, but a vibrant celebration of rap and spoken word, woven into the unique fabric of what Jade calls “Space Country Trap.”



                        Jade Ann Byrne ( a rap ) ( single )

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Jumping Around, Doing Everything, And Never Being Replaced

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Just A Dream Always Nearing, Be Yourself, Never Remorseful, Endure

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Just A Dreamer Always Never Begging for Your Respect and Empathy

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Just Adore Adoring Everyone, Never Be Reckless, Never End

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Just Another Day Enjoying All Nature Brings, Reaching New Heights

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Just Another Delightfully Awesome, Natural, and Brilliant, Really Nice, Extroverted

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Just Another Dreamer And Normal Being Reaching New Experiences

                        JADE ANN BYRNE - Just Another Dreamer, Always Nurturing, Boldly Reaching, Yielding New Energy

                        Artistic Expression That Resonates

                        “a rap” delves deep into the essence of Jade’s vibrant creativity, offering listeners a blend of thoughtful lyrics and dynamic beats. Each line serves as a reflection of her diverse experiences and unwavering spirit:

                        • “Jumping Around, Doing Everything, And Never Being Replaced”
                        • “Just Another Dreamer, Always Nurturing, Boldly Reaching, Yielding New Energy”

                        These powerful statements not only define the song but also encapsulate the heart and soul of Jade’s artistic ethos.

                        Empowerment Through Music

                        With “a rap,” Jade Ann Byrne sends a compelling message of self-empowerment and resilience. The single encourages listeners to embrace their uniqueness and express themselves boldly and without restraint. It’s a call to action, a reminder to be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.

                        A Note of Thanks

                        Jade extends a heartfelt thanks to her best friend Joanna, who has played a pivotal role in bringing this poetic vision to life. This collaboration underscores the significant impact of friendship and support in the creative process, enhancing the emotional depth of the lyrics.

                        Be Part of the Rhythmic Revolution

                        Jade invites everyone to engage with “a rap” actively:

                        • ā€œSimp hit that click, power up, don’t miss!ā€ This isn’t just about listening; it’s about participating in a movement, a rhythmic voyage that promises to be as transformative as it is enthralling.

                        Why “a rap” Is More Than Just Music

                        The release of “a rap” is an event—a bold statement of creativity, individuality, and the power of artistic connections. It celebrates the fusion of digital and traditional music landscapes, making each listener a collaborator in Jade’s ongoing creative saga.

                        Join the Celebration

                        Get ready to experience “a rap” by Jade Ann Byrne. This track promises not only to entertain but also to inspire and provoke thought, continuing to push the boundaries of what music can achieve.

                        Stay tuned to Eat My Cake Records for more updates and immerse yourself in the rhythm and voice of Space Country Trap. Embrace the beat, support the vision, and be part of something truly revolutionary.


                        Eat My Cake Records


                        Los Angeles, California: The Home of Space Country Trap
                        Where every note counts and every beat resonates with the soul of innovation.